LMAO THIS THREAD COULD BE A COMPLETE FLOP BUT ITS MY FIRST GAME BACK FOR A WHILE, BEAR WITH ME BROS! POST ACTUAL VERSES FROM SONGS AND WE JUDGE THEM BY TEXTCEE STANDARDS ON WHETHER THEY'RE ACTUALLY HOF WORTHY

[Witty]

Was just about to say this thread will be mainly Eminem...his shit just fits what we do, his new shit included...some of those spazzes he goes on can sound shitty, but reading it there's so much ill.

[UnbornBuddha]

Tonedeff
"Love ain't for the faint of heart
Start training, this game is hard
And arduous, you're gonna play in the dark, like when it rains in the park
You're hardly conscious of the stains and scars, enabling your partly clouded logic
To pay to impart bliss with arrangements of chocolates
Now, you're working yourself out the same as when you strain' with a nautilus
And you're willing to embrace pain facing sustained negative consequence
If nothing you say when in love is embedded with common sense
Then, do you really regret when you've shredded your promises?
Now, I've tested the waters, kid. Sipped it; rippled the pond a bit
Visits have been abolished, and this shit's killing my confidence
Is this filling your conscience when distance is an accomplishment?
If you miss chicks when they're around, the phrase "Let's quit" isn't an option
You best fix whatever's wrong and just move on and get on with it
Cause, You'll catch bigger fish in the sea if you manage not to drown in it
It's sad, but proud or not, most your standards go down a notch
When loneliness drinks at the bar you set too high
Cause, It isn't really my time, is it? Shit, I just found the watch
But hearing the bell toll for me twice a day, has me fearing my grandfather clock
And I can't die without trying, my hands tied in knots
Knowing that I'll never learn to brave the waves if I stand by the docks
Love is hampered by thought, if you can handle the prospect of
Death - it's as massive a shock
And to intellects, it's a fuckin' smack in the crotch
It's a cancer that rots your soul, tosses demons off of the road
Just use caution and know, that, love ain't nothing but a loss of control
Off then, we go"

[UnbornBuddha]

The Format

You know the chronicles, the shit that if Mama knew
The stress the drama do, the TEC's phemonenal
Rapid fire, it pecks through the abdominal
You bastard liars, it's me who's the honorable
Bathed and clothed up, shaved and close cut
Restraint from temptation was drained from both nuts
Now in the physical form
Verbalize through the scriptures, I was biblically born
It's I'ah, Jeremiah conceived through the blunt fire
On Kawasaki's, can wheelie up on one tire
Well respected, jail connected
Got the method for the pretty females perfected
For sure, very few flaws, heavy Chevy 2 doors
Candy paint'll give the nigga the blue balls
Pause! This the life I chose
Done did the 360, the cypher's closed; c'mon!

Young and gifted, my tongue's prolific
In the beach bungalow is how I brung in Christmas
For the streets I'mma flow from the hungriest districts
Swiss kicks, crisp when I come to them picnics
Play slow, paper chase stack and lay low
Range Rove tinted, all black, the same old
Psychic mind, righteous rhymes
That turned a new leaf on my life on crime
No concerns with new beef, who's as nice as I'm
It's confirmed, from few feet I'm still a sniper blind
Built my fame, spilt my pain
Politicking daily, still trying to milk the game
It's obvious that I'm real, rap skills remain
I took some change and I'm still the same

[Certain]

Originally Posted by UnbornBuddha

Tonedeff
"Love ain't for the faint of heart
Start training, this game is hard
And arduous, you're gonna play in the dark, like when it rains in the park
You're hardly conscious of the stains and scars, enabling your partly clouded logic
To pay to impart bliss with arrangements of chocolates
Now, you're working yourself out the same as when you strain' with a nautilus
And you're willing to embrace pain facing sustained negative consequence
If nothing you say when in love is embedded with common sense
Then, do you really regret when you've shredded your promises?
Now, I've tested the waters, kid. Sipped it; rippled the pond a bit
Visits have been abolished, and this shit's killing my confidence
Is this filling your conscience when distance is an accomplishment?
If you miss chicks when they're around, the phrase "Let's quit" isn't an option
You best fix whatever's wrong and just move on and get on with it
Cause, You'll catch bigger fish in the sea if you manage not to drown in it
It's sad, but proud or not, most your standards go down a notch
When loneliness drinks at the bar you set too high
Cause, It isn't really my time, is it? Shit, I just found the watch
But hearing the bell toll for me twice a day, has me fearing my grandfather clock
And I can't die without trying, my hands tied in knots
Knowing that I'll never learn to brave the waves if I stand by the docks
Love is hampered by thought, if you can handle the prospect of
Death - it's as massive a shock
And to intellects, it's a fuckin' smack in the crotch
It's a cancer that rots your soul, tosses demons off of the road
Just use caution and know, that, love ain't nothing but a loss of control
Off then, we go"

Tonedeff literally was a textcee.

[Witty]

Tech Ninna bout to hit 'em with the woo wop
Now the barrel of my governer is hoo tot
Cause you the type that'll get your whole shew crot
Loud mouth nigga tripping, thinking that he Putac
Got a strong hand, I'm a mown gran
Lil boy, now you fucking with the clong wran
Oh you just showboating? It's over now, ya'll can quit
Cuz you can get it for something mere as shalkin' tit
Just a cone phall, then it's on ya'll
Fuck around and get your dome sawed off a brone stawl
I can't wait to hear you squeal and holler
How you set trippin' when you got a multi-dillion mollars?
Nigga...stupid...such a sucka
Nuck figgas always got to make a totha brutch ya
Never had no problems taking down another buster
Cuz they be doing shit bass ackwards futhamucka!

[Geno]

Wen u say anon.. U speek of me or another one?
Cause i accept.. I do. Rly

[boof]

thx for the props finny

that tech ninna verse is kinda sick

and that elevators verse would be shit if someone posted it on here

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by UnbornBuddha

The Format

You know the chronicles, the shit that if Mama knew
The stress the drama do, the TEC's phemonenal
Rapid fire, it pecks through the abdominal
You bastard liars, it's me who's the honorable
Bathed and clothed up, shaved and close cut
Restraint from temptation was drained from both nuts
Now in the physical form
Verbalize through the scriptures, I was biblically born
It's I'ah, Jeremiah conceived through the blunt fire
On Kawasaki's, can wheelie up on one tire
Well respected, jail connected
Got the method for the pretty females perfected
For sure, very few flaws, heavy Chevy 2 doors
Candy paint'll give the nigga the blue balls
Pause! This the life I chose
Done did the 360, the cypher's closed; c'mon!

Young and gifted, my tongue's prolific
In the beach bungalow is how I brung in Christmas
For the streets I'mma flow from the hungriest districts
Swiss kicks, crisp when I come to them picnics
Play slow, paper chase stack and lay low
Range Rove tinted, all black, the same old
Psychic mind, righteous rhymes
That turned a new leaf on my life on crime
No concerns with new beef, who's as nice as I'm
It's confirmed, from few feet I'm still a sniper blind
Built my fame, spilt my pain
Politicking daily, still trying to milk the game
It's obvious that I'm real, rap skills remain
I took some change and I'm still the same

take all the reps

literally came in to post @AZ

[sral]

Originally Posted by UnbornBuddha

Tonedeff
"Love ain't for the faint of heart
Start training, this game is hard
And arduous, you're gonna play in the dark, like when it rains in the park
You're hardly conscious of the stains and scars, enabling your partly clouded logic
To pay to impart bliss with arrangements of chocolates
Now, you're working yourself out the same as when you strain' with a nautilus
And you're willing to embrace pain facing sustained negative consequence
If nothing you say when in love is embedded with common sense
Then, do you really regret when you've shredded your promises?
Now, I've tested the waters, kid. Sipped it; rippled the pond a bit
Visits have been abolished, and this shit's killing my confidence
Is this filling your conscience when distance is an accomplishment?
If you miss chicks when they're around, the phrase "Let's quit" isn't an option
You best fix whatever's wrong and just move on and get on with it
Cause, You'll catch bigger fish in the sea if you manage not to drown in it
It's sad, but proud or not, most your standards go down a notch
When loneliness drinks at the bar you set too high
Cause, It isn't really my time, is it? Shit, I just found the watch
But hearing the bell toll for me twice a day, has me fearing my grandfather clock
And I can't die without trying, my hands tied in knots
Knowing that I'll never learn to brave the waves if I stand by the docks
Love is hampered by thought, if you can handle the prospect of
Death - it's as massive a shock
And to intellects, it's a fuckin' smack in the crotch
It's a cancer that rots your soul, tosses demons off of the road
Just use caution and know, that, love ain't nothing but a loss of control
Off then, we go"

Tone kicked it at RM for a longggggggggggg time though, competed in GRB's and shit, so he wouldn't be as far removed from "internet rap" as these other dudes.

[sral]

Originally Posted by Certain

Tonedeff literally was a textcee.

confirmed

Ef@mm's substantial def was at some point too, you can hear it in his style haha

[Artifice]

if that four letter word was never heard
then we'd be on better terms, hurts to say it and not hear it in return
you fiend to fall in it, me i was more timid
seen it as me wantin' to be with more women
but i'm not, you the only lady i got
gave you a shot it's me and you ain't gotta save you a spot
on the way to macy's to shop talkin' tyin' the knot
babies to drop, i pulled over and it made me just stop
in the car she asked 'what up with us?'
i told her it's all good i ain't in love but i do see an us in lust
she said there's us in trust,
and in her eyes there's been an us since she had a crush
replied there's an us in rush
responded there's an us in must
i said on the up and up you can get out and walk cuz there's an us in bus
enough's enough told her there's an us in fuss
so think of us and hush or there won't be an us to discuss

[boof]

^who dat

[UnbornBuddha]

Thanks Lars and Certain, nice to know some of Tonedeff's mcing history.

[Certain]

@UnbornBuddha, here's a Tonedeff battle rap verse from the early 2000s: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page...songID=5502347

He was ... better than anyone else. It's like if your friend comes home during college and plays some pickup ball, but that friend is a starter at a DI school.

[Artifice]

Originally Posted by boof

^who dat

Wordsworth.