ekelon vs Witty

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches · 10-05-2015, 05:06 PM

Verses are 16-20 lines, due by October 9, 2015, at 11:59 PM (CST). No extensions.

Check-ins mandatory. No freeposting. Please be witty and original for the genius you're battling.

@Witty

Witty · 10-05-2015, 06:27 PM

Nice memo to yourself in the OP.

Hello.

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches · 10-09-2015, 09:17 PM

Witty,
There's no such thing as a fair brawl so stop it dude
Or feel the force of fighting ISIS while they bombin' you
This what I gotta do ock cus I don't rock with you
Them Jordans tend to look different when they on top of you

I grip the joint and stab you, you netcees talkin' bout pens
I make that pen look different...when it's pointin' at you
Think having your clique tight will get votes for you
When I'm alone in this bitch, and I'm zoned at you

Uncreative as they come from the basements where yall dwellin' at
Pull your tongue through your scalp til it looks like a propeller hat
Scratch that, Put a blade in your dome in your Micky D's uniform
Make your kid go an tell your wife "Mom I seen a unicorn!"

You're a thorn up against Lucifer in human form
Gag your wife with the same tube sock you use for porn
All you nerds gassing this bitch is what really made him awful
when I'm the type to squeeze out a tampon into your baby's bottle

Find what flexin' muscle brings ,I'm advising not to be raising fists
when I could let a couple swing like I'm spicing up the relationship
Since this was effortless, I called the cartel in Mexico and watched
Want to see the result? Find out on the next episode of Botched

Witty · 10-10-2015, 06:22 AM

lmao legit forgot this...can post tonight.

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches · 10-12-2015, 09:20 AM

I guess I win...

15-0

Witty · 10-12-2015, 10:46 AM

Will post today.

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches · 10-12-2015, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Will post today.

nah bro, can't have 2 weeks to write.

rip

Witty · 10-12-2015, 11:37 AM

Ok, thanks for the ext.

I'll post asap.

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches · 10-12-2015, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Ok, thanks for the ext.

I'll post asap.

Nah, easiest opponent yet.

Witty · 10-12-2015, 12:00 PM

Thanks dude, won't keep you waiting, def posting soon.

Useless · 10-13-2015, 12:16 PM

@Witty sent me his verse to post for him...

I will be posting it soon...

Witty · 10-13-2015, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless

@Witty sent me his verse to post for him...

I will be posting it soon...

Thanks man, no rush tho...@ekelon said I can have as long as I need.

Useless · 10-13-2015, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Thanks man, no rush tho...@ekelon said I can have as long as I need.

Aite cool...I'll prob post it tomorrow then

CBA · 10-13-2015, 05:27 PM

lmao Ekelon is back. You need to head back to RMBVA, you and Seanzo got unfinished business!

dead man · 10-13-2015, 07:49 PM

Wow that was awful

Seanz · 10-13-2015, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBA

lmao Ekelon is back. You need to head back to RMBVA, you and Seanzo got unfinished business!

Hahaha. Never going to happen. Every mod in RMBVA is universally in agreeance in the decision. People just assume it's down to me because ekelon repeatedly tried to discuss a beef between us that wasn't there.

@Witty catching a mean body in this thread. Tbh, if your opponent shows up with horror core garbage, there's no way you can lose.

Useless · 10-14-2015, 02:07 AM

Stay tuned bro's

Wittys verse coming soon

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches · 10-14-2015, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanz

Hahaha. Never going to happen. Every mod in RMBVA is universally in agreeance in the decision. People just assume it's down to me because ekelon repeatedly tried to discuss a beef between us that wasn't there.

@Witty catching a mean body in this thread. Tbh, if your opponent shows up with horror core garbage, there's no way you can lose.

Because you and your mods are pussies who can't accept it when someone has opinions outside of their clique's agenda

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches · 10-14-2015, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBA

lmao Ekelon is back. You need to head back to RMBVA, you and Seanzo got unfinished business!

He's too much of a pussy bruv...

Witty · 10-14-2015, 06:18 PM

I won this thread.

10-05-2015, 05:06 PM	#1
ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches genius Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 52 Rep Power: 0	ekelon vs Witty Verses are 16-20 lines, due by October 9, 2015, at 11:59 PM (CST). No extensions. Check-ins mandatory. No freeposting. Please be witty and original for the genius you're battling. @Witty

10-05-2015, 06:27 PM	#2
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Nice memo to yourself in the OP. Hello. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

10-10-2015, 06:22 AM	#4
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	lmao legit forgot this...can post tonight. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

10-12-2015, 10:46 AM	#6
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Will post today. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

10-12-2015, 11:37 AM	#8
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Ok, thanks for the ext. I'll post asap. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

10-09-2015, 09:17 PM	#3
ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches genius Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 52 Rep Power: 0	Witty, There's no such thing as a fair brawl so stop it dude Or feel the force of fighting ISIS while they bombin' you This what I gotta do ock cus I don't rock with you Them Jordans tend to look different when they on top of you I grip the joint and stab you, you netcees talkin' bout pens I make that pen look different...when it's pointin' at you Think having your clique tight will get votes for you When I'm alone in this bitch, and I'm zoned at you Uncreative as they come from the basements where yall dwellin' at Pull your tongue through your scalp til it looks like a propeller hat Scratch that, Put a blade in your dome in your Micky D's uniform Make your kid go an tell your wife "Mom I seen a unicorn!" You're a thorn up against Lucifer in human form Gag your wife with the same tube sock you use for porn All you nerds gassing this bitch is what really made him awful when I'm the type to squeeze out a tampon into your baby's bottle Find what flexin' muscle brings ,I'm advising not to be raising fists when I could let a couple swing like I'm spicing up the relationship Since this was effortless, I called the cartel in Mexico and watched Want to see the result? Find out on the next episode of Botched

10-12-2015, 09:20 AM	#5
ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches genius Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 52 Rep Power: 0	I guess I win... 15-0

10-12-2015, 12:00 PM	#10
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Thanks dude, won't keep you waiting, def posting soon. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

10-13-2015, 12:16 PM	#11
Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	@Witty sent me his verse to post for him... I will be posting it soon...

10-13-2015, 05:27 PM	#14
CBA Member Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 63 Battle Record: 2-4 Rep Power: 2680671	lmao Ekelon is back. You need to head back to RMBVA, you and Seanzo got unfinished business! __________________ Buck Buck

10-13-2015, 07:49 PM	#15
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,467 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	Wow that was awful __________________ Zack Wicks for president

10-14-2015, 02:07 AM	#17
Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	Stay tuned bro's Wittys verse coming soon

10-14-2015, 06:18 PM	#20
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	I won this thread. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.