WEEK 1: Des Vs. Mac (DES WINS 5-0)

dull boy · 02-04-2021, 08:23 AM

Rules

1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post

Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
(excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv)

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Battle will close Sunday at 12EST

Voting

Judges, if you wish to vote on this battle even if it wasn't assigned to you then do so in the thread after the deadline of Sunday at 12EST.
Everyone else may vote in the thread after the deadline (Sunday 12EST). Community votes must be won by 2 if the total vote count is under 5.

@Destroyer you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

Destroyer · 02-04-2021, 10:15 PM

fucking @Mac... don’t even bother to drop bro. it’s over. just forfeit
how dull gonna have u go after me when i’m the one who should be rewording your shit?

Mac · 02-05-2021, 08:37 PM

this is an all-out war & once the Mac spits @Destroyer gonna screak
the fuck I want ur wording for, bitch ur most notable line's a widows peak
my shit? I'm the next gen you faggot, everybody agrees
Mac could fill gaps in ur wording longer than ur testament would be

Destroyer · 02-06-2021, 11:18 AM

@Mac attack

wife knows he’s geek, relationship already done son
that’s why ur widow’s peak will be the day she becomes one
cant wait to grab a ps5. hear the graphics and processor’s lit
trust that ur only ‘next gen’ because literally no one can get ur shit

Mac · 02-06-2021, 01:29 PM

@Destroyer

so you wanna give gaming a shot? how'd ur wife feel like
when I plant this bomb in her G spot.. thats a counter strike
& imma send u to Gulag.. n i don't think you'll win
cuz u'll be facing a feeble child there, "dad where have you been?!"

Destroyer · 02-07-2021, 12:15 PM

@Mac you ain’t pullin hoes. of my sex life, stay jealous kid
if u ever been up in a G spot, u was at someone else’s crib

dull boy · 02-11-2021, 01:24 AM

Consensus

This was the shortest battle of the week with Mac for whatever reason
allowing Des to open and close the battle. Mac's best line was his widow's
peak slight toward Des, but Des' rebuttal to it and the next gen in the next
couplet were the lines of the battle, easily. Mac's whole CoD/counter strike
fell flat to most judges and given the small amount written it gave Des a
clear path to victory.

Verdict

5-0 Des wins

02-04-2021, 08:23 AM	#1
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	WEEK 1: Des Vs. Mac (DES WINS 5-0) *Rules* 1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly (excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv) DO NOT post twice in a row There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted (failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ) Battle will close Sunday at 12EST *Voting* Judges, if you wish to vote on this battle even if it wasn't assigned to you then do so in the thread after the deadline of Sunday at 12EST. *Everyone else* may vote in the thread after the deadline (Sunday 12EST). Community votes must be won by 2 if the total vote count is under 5. @Destroyer you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted. Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck. Last edited by dull boy; 02-09-2021 at 10:25 AM.

02-06-2021, 01:29 PM	#5
Mac Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 480 Battle Record: 7-12 Rep Power: 1856619	@Destroyer so you wanna give gaming a shot? how'd ur wife feel like when I plant this bomb in her G spot.. thats a counter strike & imma send u to Gulag.. n i don't think you'll win cuz u'll be facing a feeble child there, "dad where have you been?!" Last edited by Mac; 02-06-2021 at 01:32 PM.

02-05-2021, 08:37 PM	#3
Mac Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 480 Battle Record: 7-12 Rep Power: 1856619	this is an all-out war & once the Mac spits @Destroyer gonna screak the fuck I want ur wording for, bitch ur most notable line's a widows peak my shit? I'm the next gen you faggot, everybody agrees Mac could fill gaps in ur wording longer than ur testament would be

02-11-2021, 01:24 AM	#7
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	Consensus This was the shortest battle of the week with Mac for whatever reason allowing Des to open and close the battle. Mac's best line was his widow's peak slight toward Des, but Des' rebuttal to it and the next gen in the next couplet were the lines of the battle, easily. Mac's whole CoD/counter strike fell flat to most judges and given the small amount written it gave Des a clear path to victory. Verdict 5-0 Des wins