WEEK 6: Orc 4-0 VS Destroyer 4-1 CONTENDER MATCH - ORC WINS

[UPN Zuch]

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[Destroyer]

Let’s go pics and 16 and give the people what they want

[Orc]

I like how you do business

[Destroyer]

Ok then. You get fat des in Mexico
Let’s do this

[Orc]

[UPN Zuch]

This will be fun.

[Destroyer]

Holy shit. It’s....

NCs self-proclaimed best looking textcee. Not gonna lie - the man’s legit
pic battling u always be a breeze... i just wish a stiff one followed the camera click
who’s bars u droppin this week? Ain’t no one forgotten the biting accusals
Dude rocking the con verse every time and I ain’t talking about them shoes bro
Used to run shit. But see me now & u best start running dude
saw u peak back in the days of NC1 and it was as impressive as that one in front of u
what’s with the mop top tho? u need a barber or at least a hat
my hair is struggling to even hold on. And after seeing urs, I’m now at peace with that
it’s like ur grill and ur text career are both on a downslide
why u rocking a north face when literally all of urs is on the south side?
I could see u battling Zuch for whose peg-legs get the bigger snickers brewin’
cuz them fucking kneecaps so sharp they just joined the Philly teacher’s union
stay away from the hos bro. Looks like ur fighting an urge to scratch the nads
Maybe orc ain’t sleeping with the fishes, but it’s clear he’s been napping with crabs
check the pics^^^^ my fist’s already above u ready to come crashing down
if u think ur keeping des from the crown u got a lot more than just ur head in the clouds

[Orc]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Ok then. You get fat des in Mexico
Let’s do this

Even on holiday he’s fucking depressed
&&That nose got a Drop Off Point an Uber driver wouldn’t accept
D got a balding ass head that’s straight jokes
ain’t seen Zero Coverage like it. NFL coaches should take notes
Yikes! That line up is straight bad...
Got Push Back issues that’d take the heat off Zuch w. the late mag
Cops harass me when I leave the flat with my lady
Your only issue with The Fuzz is Chest Hair that grows back on the daily
If Orc packs a round?! Trustttt he’s backing down
Fatty clown; Looking like Quentin Tarantino if he never made Jackie Brown
White America, bro. I hate the pricks!
How you go on ‘All Inclusive’ vacation...& take Racist pics?!
Knife game called into wrk. Face allll in the dirt
Get ‘opened up from ya neck to your stomach’... no corny ass shirt
I feel bad for ya kinfolk & the kids bro;
That ain’t just a Bum chin, it’s the entire population of Skid Row

.

[Wanderer]

NC self-proclaimed best looking textcee. Not gonna lie - the man’s legit
pic battling u always be a breeze... i just wish a stiff one followed the camera click
Cool
who’s bars u droppin this week? Ain’t no one forgotten the biting accusals
Dude rocking the con verse every time and I ain’t talking about them shoes bro
Accusals / shoes bro kind of a loose rhyme for me but I get it’s maybe an accent thing. Cool concept
Used to run shit. But see me now & u best start running dude
saw u peak back in the days of NC1 and it was as impressive as that one in front of u
Not so keen
what’s with the mop top tho? u need a barber or at least a hat
my hair is struggling to even hold on. And after seeing urs, I’m now at peace with that
Hahaha ok
it’s like ur grill and ur text career are both on a downslide
why u rocking a north face when literally all of urs is on the south side?
Dope
I could see u battling Zuch for whose peg-legs get the bigger snickers brewin’
cuz them fucking kneecaps so sharp they just joined the Philly teacher’s union
Lol ok
stay away from the hos bro. Looks like ur fighting an urge to scratch the nads
Maybe orc ain’t sleeping with the fishes, but it’s clear he’s been napping with crabs
Lol this just about works if you see it, can see this maybe not being liked but it’s funny and I like it
check the pics^^^^ my fist’s already above u ready to come crashing down
if u think ur keeping des from the crown u got a lot more than just ur head in the clouds
Decent

Vs

Even on holiday he’s fucking depressed
&&That nose got a Drop Off Point an Uber driver wouldn’t accept
Fire
D got a balding ass head that’s straight jokes
ain’t seen Zero Coverage like it. NFL coaches should take notes
Dope
Yikes! That line up is straight bad...
Got Push Back issues that’d take the heat off Zuch w. the late mag
it’s ok
Cops harass me when I leave the flat with my lady
Your only issue with The Fuzz is Chest Hair that grows back on the daily
Lol cool
If Orc packs a round?! Trustttt he’s backing down
Fatty clown; Looking like Quentin Tarantino if he never made Jackie Brown
So smooth but I’m afraid I don’t get what you mean
White America, bro. I hate the pricks!
How you go on ‘All Inclusive’ vacation...& take Racist pics?!
Funny but kind of a fake personal.. like how is he taking a racist pic?
Knife game called into wrk. Face allll in the dirt
Get ‘opened up from ya neck to your stomach’... no corny ass shirt
Nice
I feel bad for ya kinfolk & the kids bro;
That ain’t just a Bum chin, it’s the entire population of Skid Row
Dope

Literally just read this when it became open for votes.. was hopeful and it did it disappoint. Great battle. On reflection, Des has some funny shit with North face, Hair and napping with crabs. Overall though, Orc has the higher highs to me. Drop off point and zero coverage being standouts. Taking the rest into account, I’ve got Orc with an overall stronger and cleaner verse. Massive props to both though was super enjoyable to read

Vote Orc

[Aero]

Des the breeze line was good, Sharp line was cool.. the rest was standard but no misses.


Orc the opener was hilarious, push back issues genius, Jackie Brown was lol jokes, open from the neck down was good.. rest of verse was good.

There's levels and Orc is on another level in terms of pic battling. I want to see Orc vs @Muff pic battle.


Mvgt Orc

[Blue Bayou]

NC self-proclaimed best looking textcee. Not gonna lie - the man’s legit
pic battling u always be a breeze... i just wish a stiff one followed the camera click
cool ref to the pic.. you missed the word 'will' in your punch but I'll let it slide bcuz we're best friends
who’s bars u droppin this week? Ain’t no one forgotten the biting accusals
Dude rocking the con verse every time and I ain’t talking about them shoes bro
wording a little rough but cool old personal and pic ref
Used to run shit. But see me now & u best start running dude
saw u peak back in the days of NC1 and it was as impressive as that one in front of u
decent
what’s with the mop top tho? u need a barber or at least a hat
my hair is struggling to even hold on. And after seeing urs, I’m now at peace with that
lol pretty funny, worked well with the pics this week
it’s like ur grill and ur text career are both on a downslide
why u rocking a north face when literally all of urs is on the south side?
this is nice
I could see u battling Zuch for whose peg-legs get the bigger snickers brewin’
cuz them fucking kneecaps so sharp they just joined the Philly teacher’s union
Lol
stay away from the hos bro. Looks like ur fighting an urge to scratch the nads
Maybe orc ain’t sleeping with the fishes, but it’s clear he’s been napping with crabs
lol I thought this was corny first but nah it's cool... The syllables being off annoys me tho
check the pics^^^^ my fist’s already above u ready to come crashing down
if u think ur keeping des from the crown u got a lot more than just ur head in the clouds
decent pic ref.. not big on the multi setup here

Vs

Even on holiday he’s fucking depressed
&&That nose got a Drop Off Point an Uber driver wouldn’t accept
niiiice
D got a balding ass head that’s straight jokes
ain’t seen Zero Coverage like it. NFL coaches should take notes
this is cool
Yikes! That line up is straight bad...
Got Push Back issues that’d take the heat off Zuch w. the late mag
lol jokes, good league ref
Cops harass me when I leave the flat with my lady
Your only issue with The Fuzz is Chest Hair that grows back on the daily
seen fuzz / beard / cop references before in pic battles but def dig this..
If Orc packs a round?! Trustttt he’s backing down
Fatty clown; Looking like Quentin Tarantino if he never made Jackie Brown
hahaha... Yes
White America, bro. I hate the pricks!
How you go on ‘All Inclusive’ vacation...& take Racist pics?!
I appreciate the attempt and concept here but it doesn't really 'work' imo
Knife game called into wrk. Face allll in the dirt
Get ‘opened up from ya neck to your stomach’... no corny ass shirt
like it, good hit
I feel bad for ya kinfolk & the kids bro;
That ain’t just a Bum chin, it’s the entire population of Skid Row
niiice.. good fresh bum chin concept


Awesome job boys, this was a fun read.. Des had a good consistent verse here and if orc slipped he could've got em, but orc didn't... Both were pretty consistent imo but on the whole I enjoyed orcs concepts overall.. he takes this one for me... Props to both

Vote Orc

[Ajax]

Cool little battle. Props on opening it up with the pics.

Des’ “peace with that” and downslide lines were solid.. I didn’t really feel the rest of the verse was particularly hard hitting. There were some cleverish pic references, but none that stood out as great disses to me (pointy knees, etc). The overall wording was a little awkward too... especially in contrast to Orc’s. Even when the concepts aren’t amazing or unique, Orc’s wording and flow is top notch. It just reads really smoothly. And, I think his disses here were just overall better. Open shirt, racist pic, fuzz, were all jokes. Top to bottom, it was a better verse.

Orc wins. Entertaining read.

[fraze]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

NCs self-proclaimed best looking textcee. Not gonna lie - the man’s legit
pic battling u always be a breeze... i just wish a stiff one followed the camera click
aight
who’s bars u droppin this week? Ain’t no one forgotten the biting accusals
Dude rocking the con verse every time and I ain’t talking about them shoes bro
light punch. didn't like wording
Used to run shit. But see me now & u best start running dude
saw u peak back in the days of NC1 and it was as impressive as that one in front of u
ok.
what’s with the mop top tho? u need a barber or at least a hat
my hair is struggling to even hold on. And after seeing urs, I’m now at peace with that
this is a miss to me
it’s like ur grill and ur text career are both on a downslide
why u rocking a north face when literally all of urs is on the south side?
ok
I could see u battling Zuch for whose peg-legs get the bigger snickers brewin’
cuz them fucking kneecaps so sharp they just joined the Philly teacher’s union
i don't really get this
stay away from the hos bro. Looks like ur fighting an urge to scratch the nads
Maybe orc ain’t sleeping with the fishes, but it’s clear he’s been napping with crabs
light
check the pics^^^^ my fist’s already above u ready to come crashing down
if u think ur keeping des from the crown u got a lot more than just ur head in the clouds
flow is cool but i don't think this hits as a diss

Originally Posted by Orc

Even on holiday he’s fucking depressed
&&That nose got a Drop Off Point an Uber driver wouldn’t accept
nice concept. could have worded this to hit harder
D got a balding ass head that’s straight jokes
ain’t seen Zero Coverage like it. NFL coaches should take notes
ok
Yikes! That line up is straight bad...
Got Push Back issues that’d take the heat off Zuch w. the late mag
cool
Cops harass me when I leave the flat with my lady
Your only issue with The Fuzz is Chest Hair that grows back on the daily
ok
If Orc packs a round?! Trustttt he’s backing down
Fatty clown; Looking like Quentin Tarantino if he never made Jackie Brown
this is funny
White America, bro. I hate the pricks!
How you go on ‘All Inclusive’ vacation...& take Racist pics?!
not really feeling this tbh
Knife game called into wrk. Face allll in the dirt
Get ‘opened up from ya neck to your stomach’... no corny ass shirt
meh to ok
I feel bad for ya kinfolk & the kids bro;
That ain’t just a Bum chin, it’s the entire population of Skid Row
closer is cool
.

i liked stiff breeze, peak and southside from Des. Feels like a step back from your verse last week. You had a few misses.
Orc had push back, jackie brown and skid row. Orc's verse was overall more consistent. If he had misses they were more light than bad.

Vote: Orc

[dull boy]

Vote - Des

[Scout]

Destroyer

NCs self-proclaimed best looking textcee. Not gonna lie - the man’s legit
pic battling u always be a breeze... i just wish a stiff one followed the camera click
who’s bars u droppin this week? Ain’t no one forgotten the biting accusals
Dude rocking the con verse every time and I ain’t talking about them shoes bro
Used to run shit. But see me now & u best start running dude
saw u peak back in the days of NC1 and it was as impressive as that one in front of u
I could see u battling Zuch for whose peg-legs get the bigger snickers brewin’
cuz them fucking kneecaps so sharp they just joined the Philly teacher’s union

Orc

Even on holiday he’s fucking depressed
&&That nose got a Drop Off Point an Uber driver wouldn’t accept
D got a balding ass head that’s straight jokes
ain’t seen Zero Coverage like it. NFL coaches should take notes
Yikes! That line up is straight bad...
Got Push Back issues that’d take the heat off Zuch w. the late mag
If Orc packs a round?! Trustttt he’s backing down
Fatty clown; Looking like Quentin Tarantino if he never made Jackie Brown
I feel bad for ya kinfolk & the kids bro;
That ain’t just a Bum chin, it’s the entire population of Skid Row

This is a good, close battle
Got Orc by a standout, but both threw some heat. Props
Voting Orc

[Mac]

NCs self-proclaimed best looking textcee. Not gonna lie - the man’s legit
pic battling u always be a breeze... i just wish a stiff one followed the camera click
lol

who’s bars u droppin this week? Ain’t no one forgotten the biting accusals
Dude rocking the con verse every time and I ain’t talking about them shoes bro
ok

Used to run shit. But see me now & u best start running dude
saw u peak back in the days of NC1 and it was as impressive as that one in front of u
okk

what’s with the mop top tho? u need a barber or at least a hat
my hair is struggling to even hold on. And after seeing urs, I’m now at peace with that
lol

it’s like ur grill and ur text career are both on a downslide
why u rocking a north face when literally all of urs is on the south side?
lmao

I could see u battling Zuch for whose peg-legs get the bigger snickers brewin’
cuz them fucking kneecaps so sharp they just joined the Philly teacher’s union
i dig this

stay away from the hos bro. Looks like ur fighting an urge to scratch the nads
Maybe orc ain’t sleeping with the fishes, but it’s clear he’s been napping with crabs
okay

check the pics^^^^ my fist’s already above u ready to come crashing down
if u think ur keeping des from the crown u got a lot more than just ur head in the clouds
good

vs.

Even on holiday he’s fucking depressed
&&That nose got a Drop Off Point an Uber driver wouldn’t accept
dope

D got a balding ass head that’s straight jokes
ain’t seen Zero Coverage like it. NFL coaches should take notes
lol

Yikes! That line up is straight bad...
Got Push Back issues that’d take the heat off Zuch w. the late mag
haha

Cops harass me when I leave the flat with my lady
Your only issue with The Fuzz is Chest Hair that grows back on the daily
decent

If Orc packs a round?! Trustttt he’s backing down
Fatty clown; Looking like Quentin Tarantino if he never made Jackie Brown
hitss

White America, bro. I hate the pricks!
How you go on ‘All Inclusive’ vacation...& take Racist pics?!
i like this

Knife game called into wrk. Face allll in the dirt
Get ‘opened up from ya neck to your stomach’... no corny ass shirt
ok this one not so much

I feel bad for ya kinfolk & the kids bro;
That ain’t just a Bum chin, it’s the entire population of Skid Row
okk

neat battle here, to be fair Destroyer put up a pic with some good ammo and orc probably not so much & destroyer came up pretty good considering that.. orc verse was pretty much smooth and seemed effortless but theres some good effort in it too.. pretty close so this is more of a style preference

v/orc imo

[UserName]

Honestly thought I voted on this already, sorry guys...

Des -


what’s with the mop top tho? u need a barber or at least a hat
my hair is struggling to even hold on. And after seeing urs, I’m now at peace with that
it’s like ur grill and ur text career are both on a downslide
why u rocking a north face when literally all of urs is on the south side?
I could see u battling Zuch for whose peg-legs get the bigger snickers brewin’
cuz them fucking kneecaps so sharp they just joined the Philly teacher’s union

Orc -

Even on holiday he’s fucking depressed
&&That nose got a Drop Off Point an Uber driver wouldn’t accept
D got a balding ass head that’s straight jokes
ain’t seen Zero Coverage like it. NFL coaches should take notes
Yikes! That line up is straight bad...
Got Push Back issues that’d take the heat off Zuch w. the late mag
If Orc packs a round?! Trustttt he’s backing down
Fatty clown; Looking like Quentin Tarantino if he never made Jackie Brown
I feel bad for ya kinfolk & the kids bro;
That ain’t just a Bum chin, it’s the entire population of Skid Row
niiice.. good fresh bum chin concept

Real good contender match, sucks Orc is signing out already. I think he got the win pretty handily here - I enjoyed Des first half of his verse but thought the second half really took a dip in quality. I do appreciate Des getting a bit outside the box concept-wise though. Orc, you stuck with the more tried and true formula, and it was more consistent in the end. Some of your setups left me scratching my head, but maybe its a lingo thing. Knife game called into work? Do what now?

Very solid battle though guys, sorry Des but Orc got you here.

V - Orc

[evaD]

NCs self-proclaimed best looking textcee. Not gonna lie - the man’s legit
pic battling u always be a breeze... i just wish a stiff one followed the camera click
Nice
who’s bars u droppin this week? Ain’t no one forgotten the biting accusals
Dude rocking the con verse every time and I ain’t talking about them shoes bro
Not keen on this
Used to run shit. But see me now & u best start running dude
saw u peak back in the days of NC1 and it was as impressive as that one in front of u
clever but more of a Compliment
what’s with the mop top tho? u need a barber or at least a hat
my hair is struggling to even hold on. And after seeing urs, I’m now at peace with that
Dope
it’s like ur grill and ur text career are both on a downslide
why u rocking a north face when literally all of urs is on the south side?
Nice
I could see u battling Zuch for whose peg-legs get the bigger snickers brewin’
cuz them fucking kneecaps so sharp they just joined the Philly teacher’s union
Cool but Sharp kneecaps is a strange angle no @pun intended
stay away from the hos bro. Lookslike ur fighting an urge to scratch the nads
Maybe orc ain’t sleeping with the fishes, but it’s clear he’s been napping with crabs
Not feelin
check the pics^^^^ my fist’s already above u ready to come crashing down
if u think ur keeping des from the crown u got a lot more than just ur head in the clouds
Nice observations but a jab


Even on holiday he’s fucking depressed
&&That nose got a Drop Off Point an Uber driver wouldn’t accept
Nice
D got a balding ass head that’s straight jokes
ain’t seen Zero Coverage like it. NFL coaches should take notes
Dope
Yikes! That line up is straight bad...
Got Push Back issues that’d take the heat off Zuch w. the late mag
Cool and relevant but getting repetitive
Cops harass me when I leave the flat with my lady
Your only issue with The Fuzz is Chest Hair that grows back on the daily
Strange angle to insult
If Orc packs a round?! Trustttt he’s backing down
Fatty clown; Looking like Quentin Tarantino if he never made Jackie Brown
Lookalike is funny but Tarantino was successful before JB so not sure it works
White America, bro. I hate the pricks!
How you go on ‘All Inclusive’ vacation...& take Racist pics?!
Don’t get how it’s racist
Knife game called into wrk. Face allll in the dirt
Get ‘opened up from ya neck to your stomach’... no corny ass shirt
Cool
I feel bad for ya kinfolk & the kids bro;
That ain’t just a Bum chin, it’s the entire population of Skid Row
Nice but again I can’t even see a bum chin?


I think des edged this with slightly more consistency. Love orc’s delivery style and wording but a few questionable angles for me. Great read from both tho

Vote - des