02-09-2018, 05:38 AM | #1 |
Scream
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 3,118
Battle Record: 63-35
Accomplishments - 50 Wins
Champed - BA Picture Roast
- Battle Royale Tournament
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- NBL Season 11
- HoT Roast
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- 1-2 LR Champ
Rep Power: 22535864 |
Master The Internet Final Round: thatguy vs TomB $100 Battle
Master The Internet Finals:
TomB If ya come to scrap then we can, he’ll play tough and that fuckin’ act is a sham with cash at stake this aint pattycake but I’ll double that with the hands Better run as fast as he can, protect ya family if ya seen me comin’... I’ll punch his preteen cousin and do gramma’ worse than ee cummings Hope you brought in a fractal for me but all of your patterns repeat though, Get caught with a jab if ya weave slow- I’m rockin’ (rock in) ya hat like a Seer stone I’ll be on the attack no one guardin’ the man, you shoulda had me covered Before he fall to the back ya hear an audible snap like a Manning brother My verses cause fatigue, stress and shaking, sleep deprivation that’s a regular emcee vs MC Escher paintings I’ll put the piece into your breathing, give you deep meditation or the 50’s lift ya spirit like the Beat Generation He’s panicked..has me thinkin’ I must practice hypnotism like an actual magician Cause I’m snappin’ and he’s actin’ like a chicken! No God has an intervention- with the chance of his existence vanished in an instant He’ll abandon his religion like the Spanish Inquisition thatguy Do you know the cash on fishing rod prank? Well I'm goin fishin. Reel money on the line, but I'm just toyin with him. If I cross him, he'll get more than just his ankles broken Now he be flexin on the boards? Sounds like blanco's postin Knock-in doors in your city like im tryna sell somethin You know I'm Van hailin' (Van Halen), so I 'might as well jump' him Oh you're the typa rookie to talk shit like you're better than me... Until I put those Dukes up like The General Lee Roll up to wherever he stays and go all Reverend Kane On my bank teller shit - that means my pen off the chain! Veteran in the scene - we can tell that you're new to this And my punches need a pinch runner - All they DO IS HIT Look, man. Here's somethin you can plug into your moms computer Tom says it's top tier that he's jumping to. I just assume it's dunning-kruger I heard little Ralphie here just became a member of Annie's Secret Circle Now look at the first letter of each line of my verse... got'im! Just a crummy commercial! Easy! Winner = thatguy |
02-13-2018, 05:10 AM | #2 |
Shrewd as evearthed
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Wolverhampton, England
Posts: 8,230
Battle Record: 28-3
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- Black August II
Rep Power: 85899391 |
pen off the chain is dope as fuck to me hahahha
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