ITT: Ask a multiple time topical champion anything, and I'll answer honestly.

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by big baby

do u like me?

do u think @El Pancake is better than @Certain in writing? give me something concise but well thought out

do u think @oats is better than @Vulgar as a person

give me a powerranking of overall netcees 1-5

I like you, you're a decent disc boarder and a good writer when you apply yourself, I think you suffer from a lack of concentration and your interest can wain, but I'm guilty of that on occasion. I tend to write better when I've a better opponent. I wrote my round for Objective in a couple of hours, tops. I don't seem to push myself as hard against opponents I feel I can and should beat, rather than just going in for the kill, that's a fault I think we both share.

Personally, I prefer @Certain to @El Pancake, call it style preference or whatever but Certain has a refined game to how he formats his verses - and that shows to me. His wordings crisp, his imagery is formidable, he can match anyone as far as rhyme scheme and mechanics, he has shown he can convey emotion to great effect and his dialogue use is another strong point. I'm not all that familiar with Dan's work, Pancake is good, but Certain is top ten all time on a lot of peoples lists. Probably up there in mine too if I had to call it.

Oats is crew, Vulgar is a roast thread veteran. It depends more on which type of person you are, I think. Personally I'm an asshole so Vulgar gets my nod.

I'd give you a solid 3 or a 4.

[PancakeBrah]

bb trying to cause a rift in me and Certain's e-friendship.

so silly bb.

I respect Lars' opinion but I'm a rock star.

[oats]

@Lars next time you log on fb you will have one less friend :(

[Witty]

Is my super dope swaggy flow the swaggiest there is?

[Bender]

What do people do for fun in Wolverhampton ?

Do you pre-write your battles ?

What kind of car do you drive?

What happened to your "Lars" account?

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by Witty

Is my super dope swaggy flow the swaggiest there is?

I taught you. I'm first, you're second. :)

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by Bender

What do people do for fun in Wolverhampton ?

Do you pre-write your battles ?

What kind of car do you drive?

The goth kids stand around a giant horse statue awaiting a zombie apocalypse.

I pre-write for live battles, I like to leave room for rebuttals and w/e though.

I don't drive.

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by Sicc

What happened to your "Lars" account?

No idea.

[Fig]

Have you ever read anything by me ever

And if you did, what should I do better

[Wise Wiggles]

What's the longest you have ever gone with out pen 15

?

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by Fig

Have you ever read anything by me ever

And if you did, what should I do better

I honestly don't think I have, post something and make me proud.

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by Le Wise Ways

What's the longest you have ever gone with out pen 15

?

You should have saved that one for a troll crew thread here. ;)

I see you.

Have you ever let your wifey milk your prostate?

[Hush]

Why do u recycle the same threads every so often

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by Sicc

Have you ever let your wifey milk your prostate?

Is that even possible?

Ever see the movie road trip? Lol.

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by Hush

Why do u recycle the same threads every so often

Boredom mostly.

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Baron Mynd

I honestly don't think I have, post something and make me proud.

http://www.netcees.co/showthread.php?p=88506

[Baron Mynd]

"Vocab" was thrown around far too much in that thread. I felt it was over done, personally, as @oXus stated. Less is more. You could have said a lot of that in much simpler terms. It seemed like you were overreaching, trying to come across as more intelligent than you were. I wholly don't go for that, in alienates people to a certain extent, when you could just take a universal 'thing' like a feeling that everyone could relate to and put it across simply so everyone got it on some level. I'm not saying dumb it down, i'm saying let it come more naturally to you. I, personally again, don't tend to use many -tion or -ing rhymes as I just feel those are cheap and easy to do. I won't not use them to prove a point, but I use them very sparingly. If you read through my verses you'll see that. I might on occasion as an internal rhyme, but very rarely as an external one. I actually preferred the second verse to the first, it read real Talent-esque.

Good looks.