ITT: Ask a multiple time topical champion anything, and I'll answer honestly.

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by Certain

Do you prefer body wash or bar soap?

Body wash.

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

top 10 favorite threads by masaii?

lmao I couldn't think of ten off hand, but Masaii has his moments, the chicken shop challenge, him posting a stack that turned out to be his holiday fund, countless roasts, his beard, his thread about having to clean up a toilet after some obese woman shit herself, one thread about his job as a bouncer where he had to watch over a teenage disco, he had some other thread about a colleague at his work he tried to cover for and it came back to bite him in the ass and he had a fall out with his boss, the split eight one was a view catcher too

endless roasts and his valentines day massaiicre

dude is ingrained in NC folklore for them shits haha!

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

What should I do to improve my writing skills?

I think the tiger in the cell thing was a dope topic for someone like you, where you could play to your strengths in the psychiatry field and made it about the tiger watching the people. It was a good take, just not executed to potential.

Shorten your lines up, it will make the flow better, use less syllables per line but try to tighten up mechanically with more multies, that will improve your flow too. I tend to feel like you're rushing towards a close with your pieces rather than filling them out, take more care with the writing, keep it concise. You did good in your battle vs Split/sharp (I forget which one off hand, no troll.)

[veritas]

Ok thank you. One more question..

What would you call it when someone in a group farts and everyone knows then another person silently squeaks one out while the first one still lingers?

[Baron Mynd]

Good timing?

[TYSON]

Do u really think i fondle kids?

[oats]

What verse/bar/idea have you seen from someone else that made you wish you wrote it first?

[THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS]

Originally Posted by TYSON

Do u really think i fondle kids?

..................

[Frank]

Redirect any questions you may have towards Frank

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by TYSON

Do u really think i fondle kids?

Honestly, no.

But for the duration you're on NC's, yes.

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by oats

What verse/bar/idea have you seen from someone else that made you wish you wrote it first?

There have been plenty over the years, in a topical sense... Rikoshay's graffiti artist/vandal blew my mind the first time I read it. It was years ahead of other writers at the time IMHO. The type of verse that would made me re-think how I wrote entirely, practice rhyme schemes, multi-strings and mechanics until I could pull off something within reach of it.

Sordswinga's verse that started 'My father should have kept his semen stored, since his departures was premature what's he breeding for?' etc was another one in that sense, for me personally, a really early influence on how I would later write.

In a different sense, Jook had a verse about Jesus being Bin Laden that I felt was dope, you would need to read it to appreciate it fully.

Vern Acular had one about us being Gods ant farm that I'd actually a similar idea around the time but I'd never developed, after he wrote it I kind of gave up on it, that might be something to go back to actually.

I don't tend to remember whole bars, but 'you're not one in a million just because you're followed by zeros' and 'barrel under your neck like a saint bernard' are dope. 'Lets talk about my win percentage, since you brought it up' there's been a lot of ill ones over the years. Too many in a battle sense.

[oats]

Have you ever considered authoring a history of online textceeing?

When will you sign in to the Aowl?

What is your usual and/or ideal breakfast?

[Baron Mynd]

Nah, I don't have the time or dedication for something like that, Richard Corey did tried something along those lines years ago.

I've a live battle next weekend, so probably some time after that.

I'm vegetarian and end up taking breakfast to work so its usually either cheese and salad sandwiches, some ground black pepper thrown on, honey mustard? If not then some quorn meats, ham/chicken etc and a lot of fruit, oranges, bananas, pears, apples

I had eggs this morning through.

[Bender]

How does it feel being so british that most Americans can't understand a word you say when you battle ?

[Bender]

When is the last time you saw your prick ?

I just want to say your memory of my threads is severely distorted bruh.

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by Bender

How does it feel being so british that most Americans can't understand a word you say when you battle ?

LOL

I don't think it's a British thing entirely, I'm from the Midlands here and my accents quite broad, so it's understandable.

I had trouble understanding my dude Sal-V from Winsconsin at times.

[Baron Mynd]

Originally Posted by Bender

When is the last time you saw your prick ?

I just took a piss this morning, bruh.

[big baby]

do u like me?

do u think @El Pancake is better than @Certain in writing? give me something concise but well thought out

do u think @oats is better than @Vulgar as a person

give me a powerranking of overall netcees 1-5

[big baby]

they more like demands rather than questions but fuck u