Netcees Worst Boarder Ever? - Page 4

anime_boners · 10-17-2014, 01:27 PM

@Split

I am >27

I am now butthurt

Da BattleMasta Patrick · 10-17-2014, 01:32 PM

Log off all of you who think anything but the art of battling matters on a battling internet place.

anime_boners · 10-17-2014, 01:44 PM

dead

Da BattleMasta Patrick · 10-17-2014, 01:47 PM

Dead what?

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 01:47 PM

For once I agree with Patrick

Da BattleMasta Patrick · 10-17-2014, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aristocrat

For once I agree with Patrick

If you agree with me then i am probably wrong then.

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 01:49 PM

Lol

Ether

Da BattleMasta Patrick · 10-17-2014, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aristocrat

Lol

Ether

How is it that you always say the wrong thing?

How is it that you are able to live a life while being on this place all the time?

PancakeBrah · 10-17-2014, 02:17 PM

Veritas still dumb.

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 02:23 PM

Ask yourself why your hair follicles have failed you

Lol

Your life sucks

Da BattleMasta Patrick · 10-17-2014, 02:31 PM

patrick, that is my name, and i am the going to be the best in the game
of battling, so i am practicing, for the love and never for the fame.

Ghost1 · 10-17-2014, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"

*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

Repped

Witty · 10-17-2014, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blanco Bishop

Off yourself faggot.

In what way is that not true?

Oh and, I'll off you if you're not careful faggot, know your place before you lose it.

Clayray · 10-17-2014, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"

*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

Dammit

Witty · 10-17-2014, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

don't talk to witty that way.

<3

Real NCGs recognise real NCGs

Blanco Bishop · 10-17-2014, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

In what way is that not true?

Oh and, I'll off you if you're not careful faggot, know your place before you lose it.

Sure bud.

Stick to your lolless infestation.

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 06:01 PM

Whyd @Blanco Bishop go so ham on witty tho.

Yiu must be devout?

Ru?

Clayray · 10-17-2014, 06:12 PM

LA avy he must be Mexican, catholic.

Rosaries in hand while posting

Badweather · 10-17-2014, 06:35 PM

V/ seadad

Witty · 10-17-2014, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blanco Bishop

Sure bud.

Stick to your lolless infestation.

I have received more lolz than you ever will in your life my friend.

Reply to me and I shall pinkslip you off this site.

10-17-2014, 01:27 PM	#61
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,085 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899386	@Split I am >27 I am now butthurt __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

10-17-2014, 01:44 PM	#63
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,085 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899386	dead __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

10-17-2014, 01:47 PM	#65
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	For once I agree with Patrick __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-17-2014, 01:49 PM	#67
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Lol Ether __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-17-2014, 02:23 PM	#70
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Ask yourself why your hair follicles have failed you Lol Your life sucks __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 10-17-2014 at 02:25 PM.

10-17-2014, 02:17 PM	#69
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Veritas still dumb.

10-17-2014, 06:01 PM	#77
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Whyd @Blanco Bishop go so ham on witty tho. Yiu must be devout? Ru? __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-17-2014, 06:12 PM	#78
Clayray 6ft of Seperation Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,541 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015) Rep Power: 0	LA avy he must be Mexican, catholic. Rosaries in hand while posting

10-17-2014, 06:35 PM	#79
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,855 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	V/ seadad __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.