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Old 07-23-2014, 02:02 PM   #1
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playa playaaaaaa

UHHNNGHHHH -

First you log off POF chat and u tell her LATAAA
Then you sign up for a month of single christians PLAYAAAA
she sending pussy pics this girl is not a FAKAAAAA
Private messaging the "no strings attached" bitches PLAYAAAAAA
She send a smiley ur heart rise like ESCALATAAAAAS
U ask her a/s/l? Reboundin from a BREAK UPPPPPP
Sendin pics of ur GOLD dong like the LA LAKAAAAAAAS
u figure this is easy this is just a LAYY UPPP
She send a <3: "yes to hookah downtown LATAAAAAA"
Throw on your fitted cap and axe up your BLAZAAAAA
bring some weed after applebees maybe you'll BLAZE UPPP
You meet her downtown u really wana TASTE HAAAAAAAAA (her)
....SHE LOOK A LITTLE DIFFERENT WITH THE NON MAKEUPPPPP
SHE EATIN ALL THE FOOD HER FACE IS FILLED W CRATAAAAAAS
U PUNCH HER IN THE EYE IT'S BLACK OAKLAND RAIDAAAAAA
SHOULD'VE LEFT THE PRIVATE MESSAGING TO GAMBLE PLAYAAAA

refrain: playa playaaa....turn your head round...watch where ur goin...playaaaaaa

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Old 07-23-2014, 02:15 PM   #2
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hmmmmmm

pretty good execution bro...9/10

I'd give it a HOF nod
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Old 07-23-2014, 02:19 PM   #3
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Old 07-23-2014, 02:24 PM   #4
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Old 07-23-2014, 02:25 PM   #5
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Old 07-23-2014, 02:42 PM   #6
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Juz record it to the beat instead of Posting a beat that it "goes with" ..doesn't work that way....text is text.....

But if I had to pick a stand out line...

Sendin pics of ur GOLD dong like the LA LAKAAAAAAAS
-WHOA.............Gangsta!!... haha
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Old 07-23-2014, 04:13 PM   #7
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Old 07-23-2014, 04:52 PM   #8
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Old 07-23-2014, 04:52 PM   #9
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Old 07-23-2014, 04:58 PM   #10
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Old 07-23-2014, 05:02 PM   #11
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This is actually about as good as your serious stuff
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Old 07-23-2014, 05:06 PM   #12
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Old 07-23-2014, 05:11 PM   #13
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Old 07-23-2014, 05:11 PM   #14
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Ye, and that's what this site has always been. You can fuck w/ audios, but the majority prolly wont give a fuck whether you drop audio or text with the beat.
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Old 07-24-2014, 11:29 AM   #16
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pof a cesspool though
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Old 07-24-2014, 05:01 PM   #17
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This was quaint I loved the stretching endings It added so much oomph. You got my vote :)
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Old 08-05-2014, 04:22 PM   #18
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probably the best thing i've ever read.

with my budding library and your ostensible street cred we could probably make a decent profit in a yard sale by virtue of half my shit being stolen. technically lent.
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Old 08-05-2014, 05:12 PM   #19
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Old 08-05-2014, 08:09 PM   #20
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probably the best thing i've ever read.

with my budding library and your ostensible street cred we could probably make a decent profit in a yard sale by virtue of half my shit being stolen. technically lent.
AYYYYYYYYYYYE sounds like a SPECIOUS argument for our growing fame as a dynamic duo! Good lookin on the HOF nods tho playaz!!

Yo, Ox, da fuck is that latin shit say, Long live my Short Asshole???

LOooOOOlL@!!!
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