Philly vs. Alvin Karpis {Alvin Karpis wins}

[~RustyGunZ~]

The Summer Classic V
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

@Philly @The Bully @Alvin Karpis

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Monday,
  July 15th, 2013 @ 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due Friday, July 12th, 2013 @ 11:59 PM PST
• Voting ends Thursday, July 18th, 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 16 lines

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Philly]

How many? you filthy animal

[Alvin Karpis]

check


going 16

[Philly]

May need some extra time...
that cool, or you gonna DQ me again?

[Alvin Karpis]

16 sent



that's cool

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Philly aka The Bully aka

You’ll do anything to win cuz you’re a damn fraud
Shit your idea of tug of war is giving GOW a hand job
Weakest of punches, all yall battles I’m leavin disgusted
Your stock’s been dropping so low Aero wouldn’t even discuss it
Always stallin with ploys, bob woulda had ya jaw leakin
Meth only called it a Void, cuz you did that to the battle all weekend
You’re female at the core so what you actin for?
I done seen Bull go through more red rags then a Matador
Mr. NFL huh but you sat forever so don’t act better
Put up stats never you spent more time on a bench then Badweather
Layin there jeans soaked weak broke w/ a soft guy complexion
He committed a party foul that deserved a flagrant 2 and bob knight ejection
This kids a pawn, yea you had your run but that shit is gone
Now you’re running on fumes… in a garage, windows up with the engine on
Quit sucking dick for votes, you need to find time to stop and listen
It’s sick the way Bullocks, guess that’s how he Blindsides his competition

[Philly]

Been waitin to do this to you faggot.

Look...

On the net ur a boss wit some clout, in real life that shit all fizzles out
Who cares if u cave mens heads in text...
u got a dome Cromagnuns would make jokes in wall scribbles bout
I heard u call your ex still tryin - Stop. U think she don't like guys & cock?
Please...I gave it a few spins & her legs opened right up like they got a dial lock
U'll never catch G's pleadin. If I'm facin death, I would fight til I'm bleeding & done
When u picture yourself goin out...it's to a middle school, & ends with u eating your gun
Ya computers everything to you, your whole world revolves around droppin a verse
Every time u try runnin into the screen...it's a more pathetic flop on the ground than Lebron's worst
What if he destroys my run this summer? Hmm well boy, it's fun to wonder
But after this battle...I'll just pop champagne & it'll be killin Al, like Lloyd in Dumb & Dumber
You won SC 4 by bitchin & swayin, not because your clever. Fuck that
If someone said u should take 5...they meant a break - but really hope u'll never come back
U can bet this man's poor. Knockoff swag, square head, how u expect to slam whores?
As far as ur shitty crib, I won't go there...and neither will anyone else except your landlord
Here's the evidence, the wait is up. But in public opinion, this case is shut
so if u win the decision now...
the voters'll be labeled by a letter & number, and everyone'll hate their guts

[Joe Metts]

I'LL START SINCE EVERYONE ELSE IS A PUSSY.

karp had aero, avoid and matador. Solid verse. Badweather was the only line i hated. Rest was solid. Gow was almost quoted.

Philly had lebron, al and take 5. Started off super slow imo. Thought you had more misses then al. Solid verse.


Tough to judge after reading al i thought philly would win but i think he ad the worst misses. Ima give it to al. I usually prefer phils style but not so much here. Think phils streak is finally over.


V/Karp

[Atomic]

You’ll do anything to win cuz you’re a damn fraud
Shit your idea of tug of war is giving GOW a hand job
lmao
Weakest of punches, all yall battles I’m leavin disgusted
Your stock’s been dropping so low Aero wouldn’t even discuss it
hahah, nice
Always stallin with ploys, bob woulda had ya jaw leakin
Meth only called it a Void, cuz you did that to the battle all weekend
nice again
You’re female at the core so what you actin for?
I done seen Bull go through more red rags then a Matador
ok
Mr. NFL huh but you sat forever so don’t act better
Put up stats never you spent more time on a bench then Badweather
lolz dece
Layin there jeans soaked weak broke w/ a soft guy complexion
He committed a party foul that deserved a flagrant 2 and bob knight ejection
dece
This kids a pawn, yea you had your run but that shit is gone
Now you’re running on fumes… in a garage, windows up with the engine on
dopeeeeee lotb
Quit sucking dick for votes, you need to find time to stop and listen
It’s sick the way Bullocks, guess that’s how he Blindsides his competition
ok

//

On the net ur a boss wit some clout, in real life that shit all fizzles out
Who cares if u cave mens heads in text...
u got a dome Cromagnuns would make jokes in wall scribbles bout
heh, coolish
I heard u call your ex still tryin - Stop. U think she don't like guys & cock?
Please...I gave it a few spins & her legs opened right up like they got a dial lock
it connects alright, concept is nice
U'll never catch G's pleadin. If I'm facin death, I would fight til I'm bleeding & done
When u picture yourself goin out...it's to a middle school, & ends with u eating your gun
so simple meh
Ya computers everything to you, your whole world revolves around droppin a verse
Every time u try runnin into the screen...it's a more pathetic flop on the ground than Lebron's worst
hahahahaha nice
What if he destroys my run this summer? Hmm well boy, it's fun to wonder
But after this battle...I'll just pop champagne & it'll be killin Al, like Lloyd in Dumb & Dumber
wps cool, punch is meh
You won SC 4 by bitchin & swayin, not because your clever. Fuck that
If someone said u should take 5...they meant a break - but really hope u'll never come back
LOL k
U can bet this man's poor. Knockoff swag, square head, how u expect to slam whores?
As far as ur shitty crib, I won't go there...and neither will anyone else except your landlord
LOL simple but ok
Here's the evidence, the wait is up. But in public opinion, this case is shut
so if u win the decision now...
the voters'll be labeled by a letter & number, and everyone'll hate their guts
meh


v/ AK but an edge. normally love phillys style, it was just ok this battle. don't get me wrong both were dope, but AK's haymakers were just too nice. edging this to AK, sick battle, AK may have the verse of the round w/ that.

[Ghost1]

Did philly try to make al sound like owl!?!

Lol whoa.

Philly sucked lol. An he was my pick to win the whole thing. Smh.

He had....dial lock
Landlord
Take 5


Karp
fag


Bullocks is forced..its a nice.concept tho
I seen cale do that fumes line in sc 2...........smh

But

He.had matador
avoid
Bob knight



I guess thats it....but karps verse was way more.aggressive. philly just wasnt himself here imk

V sharkpiss

[Sharp]

Weakest of punches, all yall battles I’m leavin disgusted
Your stock’s been dropping so low Aero wouldn’t even discuss it
Always stallin with ploys, bob woulda had ya jaw leakin
Meth only called it a Void, cuz you did that to the battle all weekend
You’re female at the core so what you actin for?
I done seen Bull go through more red rags then a Matador
Layin there jeans soaked weak broke w/ a soft guy complexion
He committed a party foul that deserved a flagrant 2 and bob knight ejection


Ya computers everything to you, your whole world revolves around droppin a verse
Every time u try runnin into the screen...it's a more pathetic flop on the ground than Lebron's worst
You won SC 4 by bitchin & swayin, not because your clever. Fuck that
If someone said u should take 5...they meant a break - but really hope u'll never come back
U can bet this man's poor. Knockoff swag, square head, how u expect to slam whores?
As far as ur shitty crib, I won't go there...and neither will anyone else except your landlord


cool battle. i coulda quoted most of karpis' verse tbh. philly wasnt bad but karp was a lot more consistent, gave him the edge imo

v/karpis