Cashius vs. Joe Metts {Joe Metts wins}

[~RustyGunZ~]

The Summer Classic V
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

@Cashius @J. Metts

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Wednesday,
  July 3rd, 2013 @ 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due Sunday, June 30th, 2013 @ 11:59 PM PST
• Voting ends Sunday, July 7th, 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 16 lines

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Joe Metts]

Gonna do my best to write early.

July 2nd-4th gonna be hard to post.

[StarFaggot]

Yo Cash Joe was saying landslide on AIM.

[Cashius]

Ok. 10-12 cool?

Good luck.

[Joe Metts]

12 is good.

[Joe Metts]

Ext.?

[Cashius]

K.

[Cashius]

Sent 12.

Edit by Knuck

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Originally Posted by J. Metts

I just wanna pic battle lol every verse against me is a pic verse anyway.

All you do is cry about this shit. This dude's a fucking fake...
You're sick of fat punches? I've got an idea....JUST LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT
But still he's known on multiple text sites. They believe in this Joe geek
In fact, RB's his biggest fan...they've never seen ANYONE eat so much roast beef
His brother's got a seed and his own wife. While Joe's on NC...fiending to go type
Honestly, I'd like to be frank for a second...YOU'VE wanted to be him your whole life

Originally Posted by J. Metts

We was at the gym, he was like record me freestyling so i did but i hopped in on the fly.

Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it
I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded
Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son
I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one
You're nothing but shit. I'm surprised Hensley even fucked with this prick
He's always seen a piece of himself in you...cause you've NEVER stopped sucking his dick

[Joe Metts]

Originally Posted by J. Metts

12 is good.

Know why i said 12?

It's not clear but prob cuz im a golden god textcee
n cuz next to him, u being top tier is best troll goin on netcees
u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him
saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington
which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho
while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole
n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst
Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st
see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull
while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital
yea i wacked it too nikas bbq pics. im fat in weight so u can laugh it up
its ok cuz the pics of meat on ur phone u use to masterbate r attached to nuts


g/l

[~RustyGunZ~]

All you do is cry about this shit. This dude's a fucking fake...
You're sick of fat punches? I've got an idea....JUST LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT
His brother's got a seed and his own wife. While Joe's on NC...fiending to go type
Honestly, I'd like to be frank for a second...YOU'VE wanted to be him your whole life
Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it
I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded
Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son
I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one

fat punches cool statement personal. nah @ RB i see what u did thar but didn't like it. I used a be frank line against cherry palanza in the l4l tourney but yours was a cool personal. gym line was harsh. factory was a cool wordplay. closer was alright, kind of plain.

vs

u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him
saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington
which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho
while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole
n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst
Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st
see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull
while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital

nah @ the opener. man of steel was jokes. bbc was cool. bennet was dope. rna alright, didn't like the closer

close call but for LOTB I gotta go with cash, bennett was close to it though, this could go either way

v/cashius

[Alvin Karpis]

gym and frank

vs

resin, bennett, lexington



felt joe had consistency and some fresh lines, rna was slick. cash had some fire but joe had the better verse

v/joe metts

[Dominate]

All you do is cry about this shit. This dude's a fucking fake...
You're sick of fat punches? I've got an idea....JUST LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT
lol, good
But still he's known on multiple text sites. They believe in this Joe geek
In fact, RB's his biggest fan...they've never seen ANYONE eat so much roast beef
ehhh nah... I feel this might've worked better in a different position in the verse... like... you just quoted him talking about people only got fat jokes on him, and you addressed that nicely with the opener, but then you followed up with a so-so fat joke... would have been better positioned after the gym line imo
His brother's got a seed and his own wife. While Joe's on NC...fiending to go type
Honestly, I'd like to be frank for a second...YOU'VE wanted to be him your whole life
personal's good, 'frank' wp I've seen before though
Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it
I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded
lmao good
Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son
I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one
cool wp, not bad
You're nothing but shit. I'm surprised Hensley even fucked with this prick
He's always seen a piece of himself in you...cause you've NEVER stopped sucking his dick
eh no, not feeling


vs


It's not clear but prob cuz im a golden god textcee
n cuz next to him, u being top tier is best troll goin on netcees
good punch/relevant 'event' flip
u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him
saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington
heh, cool, funny
which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho
while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole
ehhh... 2 'you're gay' bars in a row is too much... wp is OK
n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst
Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st
cool wp, not bad
see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull
while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital
okayyyy... letter wps (even multiple letters) are rarely better than OK
yea i wacked it too nikas bbq pics. im fat in weight so u can laugh it up
its ok cuz the pics of meat on ur phone u use to masterbate r attached to nuts
OK only bc of current event and I like how u worded it... 'meat' wp is ehh




both had 3 I was feeling and 3 I was so-so about. Of the good bars Cash had the stronger ones though I thought... his opener & the gym bar vs Joe's opener


v/ Cash

[Sharp]

But still he's known on multiple text sites. They believe in this Joe geek
In fact, RB's his biggest fan...they've never seen ANYONE eat so much roast beef
Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it
I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded
Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son
I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one



u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him
saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington
n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst
Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st
see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull
while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital


thought mets was funny but cash connected some punches better. this one could come down to taste pretty easily, but i had cash with a tighter verse with misses i liked a lil better. good stuff

v/cash

[Beyond]

All you do is cry about this shit. This dude's a fucking fake...
You're sick of fat punches? I've got an idea....JUST LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT
Good personal, little too statementish for my liking, though. You also rhymed fucking with fucking, lol.
But still he's known on multiple text sites. They believe in this Joe geek
In fact, RB's his biggest fan...they've never seen ANYONE eat so much roast beef
Not feeling.
His brother's got a seed and his own wife. While Joe's on NC...fiending to go type
Honestly, I'd like to be frank for a second...YOU'VE wanted to be him your whole life
Old cliche play, hard-hitting personal.
Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it
I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded
This is good.
Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son
I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one
Seen factory wordplay before, but this was a great flip.
You're nothing but shit. I'm surprised Hensley even fucked with this prick
He's always seen a piece of himself in you...cause you've NEVER stopped sucking his dick
This was alright.

vs

It's not clear but prob cuz im a golden god textcee
n cuz next to him, u being top tier is best troll goin on netcees
Good opener.
u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him
saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington
Good current event/wordplay.
which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho
while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole
Good current event/wordplay.
n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst
Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st
Good current event/wordplay.
see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull
while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital
Good wordplay.
yea i wacked it too nikas bbq pics. im fat in weight so u can laugh it up
its ok cuz the pics of meat on ur phone u use to masterbate r attached to nuts
Decent current event self-personal closer.


Close battle, but I got Joe here. Thought Cash's opener was too statementish. It was walking a fine line. Either way, I still thought it was hard-hitting, just needed a little more creativity. Wasn't feeling the roast beef line. Be frank cliche is really old and was used a lot, but I loved that flip and thought it was very hard-hitting. Gym line was good, too. Factory I thought was a great flip as well. Closer I've seen too many lines like it against DOHpe heads. It's always some sexual innuendo involving John Hensley and the said member (no homo). Joe's opener was good. Lexington Steel line was fresh. BBC line was fresh, too. Bennett was a good current event line. RNA was a fresh wordplay as well. Closer wasn't as great as the rest. Honestly seemed like Joe had just watched some (interracial) porn before doing his verse. Ok, then. Probably was feeling Cash's standouts more than Joe's, but felt Joe was more consistent and fresh/creative, so he gets it. Cash is obviously one of the best here and has champed some tournies. I remember peeping some of his Swag & Flow battles and thought he was up there. Battle's obviously close and votes are going both ways. Props to both.

/v joe metts

[Swerve]

Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it
I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded
Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son
I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one

vs.

which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho
while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole
n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst
Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st


I almost quoted the opener from cash, but it was too statementish. Be frank lines been done on Joey...rib line was blah, as was the closer as its been done before. But those 2 jawns I quoted went HARD. I didn't like some of Joe's verse either like that opener, rna line, steelflex (although it wasnt bad). I almost quoted the meat line as well because it was relevant. That Bennett line was LOTB though, I really liked it. Overall, while both came tied in quotes, I liked Joe's verse a bit more because it came off fresher.

V- Joe Metts

[~RustyGunZ~]

Tied 3-3

First to 5 by 2 votes wins

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

It's not clear but prob cuz im a golden god textcee
n cuz next to him, u being top tier is best troll goin on netcees
n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst
Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st
see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull
while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital

Bennett line was dope...
The rest of your verse was a little too simple or didn't have much sting...



All you do is cry about this shit. This dude's a fucking fake...
You're sick of fat punches? I've got an idea....JUST LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT
But still he's known on multiple text sites. They believe in this Joe geek
In fact, RB's his biggest fan...they've never seen ANYONE eat so much roast beef
His brother's got a seed and his own wife. While Joe's on NC...fiending to go type
Honestly, I'd like to be frank for a second...YOU'VE wanted to be him your whole life
Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it
I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded
You're nothing but shit. I'm surprised Hensley even fucked with this prick
He's always seen a piece of himself in you...cause you've NEVER stopped sucking his dick

This verse was fire...
Consistent and harsh...

Cash got this because hit punches hit harder...

vote- Cash...

Bye...

[Strikta]

All you do is cry about this shit. This dude's a fucking fake...
You're sick of fat punches? I've got an idea....JUST LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT
...Ok
But still he's known on multiple text sites. They believe in this Joe geek
In fact, RB's his biggest fan...they've never seen ANYONE eat so much roast beef
...Ok again, very generic imo
His brother's got a seed and his own wife. While Joe's on NC...fiending to go type
Honestly, I'd like to be frank for a second...YOU'VE wanted to be him your whole life
...Niice
Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Metts
We was at the gym, he was like record me freestyling so i did but i hopped in on the fly.
Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it
I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded
...Ok
Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son
I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one
...Cool
You're nothing but shit. I'm surprised Hensley even fucked with this prick
He's always seen a piece of himself in you...cause you've NEVER stopped sucking his dick
...Nice close, tired concept but u flipped it well

Vs.

Know why i said 12?

It's not clear but prob cuz im a golden god textcee
n cuz next to him, u being top tier is best troll goin on netcees
...Ok
u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him
saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington
...lol
which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho
while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole
...Nice follow thru from the last bar
n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst
Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st
...Cool
see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull
while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital
...Ok
yea i wacked it too nikas bbq pics. im fat in weight so u can laugh it up
its ok cuz the pics of meat on ur phone u use to masterbate r attached to nuts
...Nice close

This was a close battle, good shit from both, tho I've seen both come doper. Imo Joe had better misses than Cash here, he was just a bit more consistent. Nothing here was a real haymaker that wowed me, but it was a solid showing from both. Props.

Vote- Joe Metts

[Allen Knight]

Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it
I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded
Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son
I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one

Vs

u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him
saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington
which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho
while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole
n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst
Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st


V/j.metts. this was close, both had some nice shit, liked the unemployment bar from cash but i felt joe was alot fresher.
some the played shit cash dropped hurt him like to be frank an closer. i felt joe had a more consistent verse wit acouple dope bars but both did there things props yah'll.

Arby's
Factory
Hensley

Vs

BBC
Bennett
Closer was roflz



Close battle. Metts had better misses IMO. Wasn't feeling cash's open really. Both were pretty consistent besides that. I got joe tho.

V/ mets