07-16-2017, 12:06 PM | #1 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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NC2K17 Presents... The Last Text Battle
ill nik-A's verse
Winning champ matches is my specialty & it’s oh so simple Fuck a HOF-jacket-celebration… I got Schad’s number like Ocho Cinco u the scraps of the competition; I beat niggaz like Resin & greater, mate I'm used to eating Chinese on Chinas... u eating questionable cats on paper plates I mean u’re ok at best; c’mon nigga ur name's not prominent u think comparisons are beyond stupid... but people confusin’ u for that dude is a compliment my verses keep it real & concrete; when u speak, u bluffin’ u post up bad quality lines… like u got ya concepts from IKEA or something u don’t believe how emotional ya girl is; she sees me & cries joy then shows u no feelings after I removed the mass from her throat like a thyroid u anxious as fuck cuz I circled ya block with the realest killers; & now u just going ‘round & doing nothing like a fidget spinner tbh u gettin to the champ match again’s real misleading this is ur 3rd try… & my only real effort’s been showin up vs the guy I keep on beating don’t gimme that old shit; I’m a beast who is never shook u respect me like a grey white… AND ur girl loves my salt & pepper look u think ur verse is money but it doesn’t take much to shock this fool u on that I beat Kare kick… till I hit u with a surprise one like McGregor forgot the rules I don't miss while u shoot this, that, then lose. point blank, u're doomed That's basically what ur text career in a loop is… but it ain't skin disease; nigga, that’s a wound ur punches are no match against the old guy taking shots I can fuck u up with my bare hands so I’ma put the barrel away like I’m aging Scotch My gun bars are underrated af, it’s just u hoes are really really sour u not givin ‘em props is a sign… cuz my beam’s the X factor like Wonder Woman's power ur race-argument with Veritas makes u angry AND a dumb whore so if u CNN word in a battle it’s just cuz it’s in every verse that Trump urs u tough behind the PC, geek; while I’m always waiting to just buck see, we wired different… I’ma tickin’-time-bomb u color coordinating custom ones with Knuck I’m raising up the pump, u going down under while the rest mourn Nigga, u have no chance cuz I bring the steel to the fight like Jeff Horn Schadenfreude's verse Since u’re always.. sleepwalkin’ thru battles, dream better raps up, u wack fuck been doing it since text’s Inception, think s’bout time I woke ya back up. Yo comments, replies, threads are boring in every line said, but whats worse is ya stale verses, u’ve got the charisma of rye bread. My golden lines 4 times the value of what u’re claiming lame wooden ass bars, no wonder yo shit’s got the structure of a Jenga game. Yo pothole complexion’s like a street skaters wouldn’t race since u luv Jordans, watch my Cement 4’s fill those craters in ya face. Expiration date’s up on yo forever young act, just quit it.. “I won in every New Era”..says the old loser still wearing backwards fitteds. For the right price, let’s say a few G’s we’d flee w/ ya wife, pay out or see how much u love her once I put ya main squeeze in a vise. Beef my way, u never safe, leave u steps from Heaven’s gate the tec, let it spray, those streaks thru ya hair ain’t salt & pepper gray. 3-0 a novel idea, but I bet it won’t go according to plan fool ‘cuz u’ve written more fantasy drafts than the managing staff of FanDuel. Every pic inhaling ya shit, try’na prevent beer belly slip downs swear that shit’s wild, u need a girdle & a data compress like a zip file. Fuck hype u, need to get off NC & get ya health right, duke w/ those sausage finger hands, yo verses probably got Diabetes type too. I respect how ya ended yo drug habit to clear ya mind up.. but fuck coke, u old joke..when the hell ya gonna give THESE lines up? Piss & scream as if text’s that much of an important theme such a bad sport, shocked u don’t have the same face as the Jordan Meme. Crazy how u devoted yo talents to this, straight up a shame just abide suicide, cuz ya life’s work & death’s the same - straight up in vein. Textcee for 20 plus, yet your skill level hasn't varied once, of course u have a pension for consistency, check’s on time every month. got Me twice, how could I think that I would ever beat ya? so take the win, get grandfathered in, nvmd why u still live w/ ya Abuelita. ...BODY! |
07-16-2017, 12:08 PM | #2 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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Vote, don't vote, read, don't read, whatever
Props to nik and schad for maintaining text, but someone please ban me so text battling can finally die @Bags ? |
07-16-2017, 12:28 PM | #3 |
The Bad Guys.
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I would unbann u.
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07-16-2017, 12:52 PM | #4 |
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lol what's going on
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07-16-2017, 01:37 PM | #5 |
Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
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Text's last skirmish, send it out w/ honor, u faggots.
& word motherfuck Sharp, get him outta here!
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07-16-2017, 02:45 PM | #6 |
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Classy move
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07-16-2017, 06:47 PM | #7 |
Bags will be avenged
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I got winner of the last text battle
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07-16-2017, 08:23 PM | #8 |
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Let's bring 1-2 Punch back.
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07-18-2017, 12:15 PM | #9 |
The Bad Guys.
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Trust me, no one wants to read that.
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07-18-2017, 02:31 PM | #10 |
Bags will be avenged
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Hmmmm, pretty sure I’ve beaten you before
And I’m super old so you should feel bad |
07-18-2017, 02:52 PM | #11 |
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Let's pic battle
No one will vote but idc
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07-18-2017, 04:04 PM | #12 |
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Im pretty sure ive beaten u 3x more than anyone.
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07-18-2017, 06:03 PM | #13 |
Bags will be avenged
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I’m pretty sure you’re still more butthurt tho
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07-18-2017, 06:22 PM | #14 |
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Great voting guys
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07-20-2017, 02:37 PM | #15 |
Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
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Lol..oh well.
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07-20-2017, 11:17 PM | #16 |
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I VOTE FOR ILL NIK-A i hate this dude tho.
Hes the wackest person but he won this battle so good for him. He was more creative. Consistent throughout with only one or two shitty awful bars. All of Schad's lines were like the base concept of a more cleverly worded nik-a punch. Not specifically, as in actual content, but among complexity tiers. He had the base idea as his line. Nik had the base idea then went a step or two further. Consistently. Seemed a pretty cut and dry win for nik, in this specific battle. Maybe an off verse for Schad idk i dont read text battles lmao. Just nothing wowed me with Schad's, although he had a two punchline streak I enjoyed. Wont say which. Its my own little secret. If you guys are going to keep text battling quit doing so many bars I hate it. Nik still #1 dumb person imo I vote for Schad
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07-20-2017, 11:36 PM | #17 |
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Holding grudges from years ago
Sounds legit
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07-20-2017, 11:40 PM | #18 |
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I voted for you champ this is a text website not srs life hermano
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07-20-2017, 11:40 PM | #19 |
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Scad won I think but I'll read and vote soon
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07-21-2017, 12:42 PM | #20 |
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I'm gon vote after I reread later.
I got no winner rn. |
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