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Old 03-31-2019, 08:57 AM   #501
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No, you’re dumb as fuck
A call to tell someone to come collect the body
He’s calling it a “collect call”
It works in every possible way
Unlike your mouth
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Old 03-31-2019, 08:58 AM   #502
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I literally explained what a collect call was


If your wife calls me asking me to come collect this dead little body, that is not a fuckin collect call
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Old 03-31-2019, 09:02 AM   #503
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It could easily be called one though, because of the word “collect”
I’m not playing these games with you though
I see through your ruse
And most of your upper lip
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Old 03-31-2019, 09:04 AM   #504
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Just because you’re using collect as a synonym for retrieve or come get

Doesn’t mean that’s what the term actually means u old shit
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Old 03-31-2019, 09:15 AM   #505
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Yeah, that’s what we’re doing here, zelph. Using similes and metaphors and shit
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Old 03-31-2019, 09:25 AM   #506
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So zelph missed the entire concept and punch and voted for Dom anyway lmfao eh seems legit
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Old 03-31-2019, 09:27 AM   #507
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Oh he edited and changed his vote to me......cuz he didn't get it LMAO

Smh where Allen Knight .....zelph has overstayed his welcome once again
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Old 03-31-2019, 09:30 AM   #508
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I mean, dude didn’t even mention Ma Bell in his punch tho, bags
Nor did he point out that he was out of change
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i've said it once, i'll say it again-

zelph literally doesn't understand 99.9% of the bars he reads so when one is finally simple enough for him to understand he instantly votes for it, he is by far the worst voter ive EVER seen
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Just asked Siri. And I rest my case


“Oh hazel come collect this body!”
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Old 03-31-2019, 09:38 AM   #511
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Oddly enough, I stumbled across this
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Fucking gone
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The punch wasn’t “that’s a collect”

It was

“That’s a collect call”
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This new territory for me

I don't think I've ever swayed against myself to attack another voter

I'm evolving into something NEW

SOMETHING STROMGERRR
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Old 03-31-2019, 09:46 AM   #515
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Swaying for yourself is boring now
Swaying for the other guy is where it’s at
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It's all bull snit
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Des been having trouble understanding the English language. I had to explain what "whitewash" was to him last week. He dumb as fuck...came back in the thread like..." oh that is right but not because you told me." SMH, idiot.
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Man I'm being cheated. I suck...why cheat me? Fuck this snit
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It really is some bullsnit ain’t it?
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u still mad tho?
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