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Old 05-24-2019, 08:47 AM   #1
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Dominate Blue has sealed his status as GOAT in my eyes. Like how tf do you write that much and keep that level of quality at the same time? There was barely a miss in that 100 line verse, and plenty of haymakers. Just insane. And he’s been this good for over a decade across multiple sites and styles. No one else is touching that
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Dominate Blue has sealed his status as GOAT in my eyes. Like how tf do you write that much and keep that level of quality at the same time? There was barely a miss in that 100 line verse, and plenty of haymakers. Just insane. And he’s been this good for over a decade across multiple sites and styles. No one else is touching that
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Diablo aka Lars aka BaronMynd
Lost his job and now sells Saunas/Spas
Looooves himself a horror flick


work at The Hot Tub Store but haven’t sold one in ya life
boss doesn’t care tho. you put on a Jet Display every time it comes to a fight
i got tales of leavin pussies spread so wide they’re left cryin amazed
baron’s Steamy Stories involve an awful sales pitch & a ‘no im not buying today’
nervous cuz i’m on fire. barbed wire & you’re split in two
got you Sweatin as i Heat-Up boyyy saunas are a great fit for you
i wouldn’t buy shit from you pussy so don’t even try your magic
but i’ll still cop a Wodden Box. least i can do for ya fam is provide a casket
i carry out hits at ppls homes if they actin like a salty scrub
if Baron shows up to a house w/ a Heater…someone’s got a faulty tub
so you’re twice as scary? a true contender known for rights n parry’s?!
faggit plz. i’ll take you out the picture faster than when your wife remarries
i’m throwin a party for NCs best. ur not comin cuz you barely can write
if i say You’re Welcome. it’s bcuz i’m Canadian & very polite
got fired cuz you’re weird as hell & now you’re forced to cry forever
HR Block does my taxes. & that happens at ur old office when you try n’ enter
writing countless wack topicals got us thinkin you’re autistic still
you’re a Trier, Lars. but unlike ur favorite director you don’t have artistic skills
i’ma true savage. & so are you Lars, we’re manic as shit
difference is, when i stand over a dead body i don’t have my hand on my dick
i get Coldplay rockin in my headphones cuz i think their flowin is sheek
you get Coldplay cuz the bodies you fuck in the morgue have been frozen for weeks
showed up just to get worked cuz you’ll never be on the brink of great
but thanks for dropping by. maybe next time u’ll post bars that make us think ur straight
twisted fuck. lick a nut & spare us all your sado flexes
basement prolly has more kids in cages then trump cells in Laredo Texas
how badly i’ve got you in peril is tragic
enjoy ya Steambaths now cuz your next one involves a barrel and acid
if someone pisses me off i snap & chirp misrebly
then ‘fire a dirty look’. like HR did when they saw Dungeon Porn in ur search history
guy thinks we’ve accepted him based on all the evil he writes
ya he’s down w/ the Inn-Crowd…at the bottom of the pecking order for ppl we like
500 shouldn’t have been you. ur a European peon, wack & a twirp
i only 'brought you up' so i could hit you again & throw you back in the dirt
i’m so mad it fucking hurts, full of misery/dread
you’ll be Ticked Off too. on the coroners check list as “officially dead”
emo faggit you’re always cryin but i sense the hate
course you got a heavy heart. leds always been pretty dense in weight
you resent me Lars, scared too. prolly cuz I’m crazed n’ wealthy
approach you in public & we’ll see a longer-run in Britain then Made in Chelsea
you’ll never take my crown cuz you aint slick w/ some boss shit
think i’m passin the Torture crazy. now quit watchin those vids at the office
Severed heads, mutilation. say watchin the devil’s lore is a must
Lars plz…you only stomach death cuz i just shoved a sword in your gut
your ‘dark passenger’ is a fake persona & i’m done w/ the crap
my Dark Passenger is a shooter named Marcus w/ a shotgun in his lap
end em with a hook this herbs gay
Leatherface be taking notes based on how badly this fagit butcher's wordplay
the world’s a better place w/out you that’s why i’m goin ham w/ guns
two in your chest - this the second time ur bitch ass has been Canned in months
Lars i'm starting a crew, you're in cuz I love that ur the goriest type
Siiike thinking you'd be top pick'll make me laugh even more than the garbage stories you write
claim you're new job is awesome & “hot tubs is now the best market”
of course you do, Jets are the only thing u’ve put ur dick in that hasn’t pressed charges
had my finger out laughin & you thought i called u #1?! lmao suck it geek
really Appointment you need to schedule one w/ a psychiatrist you're such a freak
unannounced team of pals of mine equipped w/ beams from Palestine
show up at your showroom & turn it into a Denise Richards scene in Valentine
my crew some killers run up on em as they grab n’ spray uzi’s
so when we see this Man United w/ Wolves…trust it ain’t a Saturday Derby
tho i’m educated don’t get it twisted when i speak of threats
if i ‘Shed-Light on a Subject.’ my kill room’s ready & you’re gunna bleed to death
so what if i write a ton of bars and mad beers will me to rap
i've got Passionfruit...your drinking a cold tea at Starbucks reading Sylvia Plath
don’t care if you’re a weirdo you’ll never hear me blatant too speak
if i Reach Out, it’s to ensure this barrels pressed straight to your cheek
i stay makin the crowd go wild cuz i’m truly the best
only person that Yelled Enchanted for you was Zelph w/ a movie request
won’t drop a single F bomb on this vile dork
i’d Custody. but he’ll be in that in no time anyways charged with child porn
never once had hype on the board, in 15 years you’ve failed miserably fuck
only time you’ve picked up steam is loading saunas in the back of delivery trucks
every Saturday night you sneak out to meet a lad n’ fuck
forget comparisons, Apples to Apples happens as you kiss a man & ur Adam’s touch
i made all my past flames leak when i whipped out my boner maggot
only history of Ex’s and O’s you have is family game night you loner faggit
called out countless NCG’s sayin all the kids are wack
guess it makes sense you’d dismembers…you jerk off to vids of that
i blow off steam by practicing deep breathin & meditation
you blow off steam by sucking your bosses dick after demonstrations
i clean-up at the bar, nights are filled giving multiple shockers
i’ma Closer. you make a woman closer legs cuz ur repulsive & awkward
i’ve murdered the livest so it’s NOTHIN to severe your spleen
Bear ur not a real one. attack & get knifed to death like that Revenant Scene
& miss me on the stroke bars dunny that is on a poor played tip
besides, your dead mother’s stuffed in your basement on some Norm Bates shit
you should’ve come for a hospital visit & killed all the crap that you said
for the first time EVER you could’ve seen a woman flat on her back in a bed
made-up garbage fuckin nonsense is those rhymes and ammo
even if she ‘feels one-sided.’ that’s exactly how voters will describe this battle
Mirror Zelph w/ wack stroke stuff, but I’m not surprised to see you study fairies
repeat that shit all you want. it’ll come back to haunt you worse than Bloody Mary
coming up with 500 lines is something I just finish for fun..
on Discord you said “this is a test for sure.” funny i never considered you one
Cannibal Holocaust, A Serbian Film? i get it man ur a fan of snuff n’ guts
but if you think you have a ‘taste for blood’ now just wait til i land an uppercut
Seth mentioned the Bags battle on discord but you can simply miss me queer
i ‘lost’ the battle of the tournament in a round you ain’t gotten to in sixteen years
you’ll never be a man to me. lurking in NC’s shadows like a damn disease
if ur gunna take after Cashius at least win some dope battles & champ a league
how can you say you’re one of the most well rounded of guys?!
been here 15 years and your wordplay looks like Beyond’s in 2005
that shit is proof that you’ve always lived a dork hard life
you were bottom tier on IHH. you think that shit’s gunna fly on a short bar site?!
I’ve champed every major site PLUS I’ve had cronies for years
u’ve scribbled non-sense to weird ass photos. that’s what you call a storied career?!
it’s true i love beer, but you can never put my work down poser
i’ve champed multiple fight nights drunk. you can't get out of a first round sober
gunna chug another 20oz’s cuz I’m playin to win
next time you diss my Bruno everyone on this site thinks ur gayer than him
horrorcore & slaughter. make em a martyr cuz the jab is on me
Box’em up. this little bitch’ll get punched-out foldin like he works at Abercrombie
yaaa i bought a new house. it’s dope af you can bet it astounds
while i’m Tylenol the floors u’ll pop a full bottle once i smash ur head in the ground
& boyy you should see the Kitchen Island. marble is Persian & altered
to be honest I’m just happy the Counterfeit…you're just that version of Vulgar
forget obsessive tendencies when he see’s a girl he thinks is the shit..
follow her or not, lars’ll Chaser for the simple fact he drinks like a bitch
you’re a creep that lovees lady boys. specially ones with STD’s
so good at finding Transaction you could migrate to the states & run the SEC
i don’t mind hearing other elite names dropped as the best w/ hooks n stuff
but ‘Baron’ doesn’t sit right with me…he sits far away cuz he’s shook as fuck
quiet down pussy it’s known i decapitate dudes
you’ll be dead on site like those dark web videos you masturbate too
i’ve proven the G code, my nine blasts & it’s shootin his knees yo
then aim up. got Mynd spread throughout the streets like Professor X usin Cerebro
youre a soft emo fuck boy, quit claimin that ya brazen man
could change your name to Gomez Adams & STILL wouldn’t raise a hand
forever a virgin loser that’ll never have a pink to poke
the only Myndfuck going on now is the fact you think you’re dope
swear at em left, right & center n’ call this vile dork heartless
course i Custom. he wouldn’t make it thru ours due to child porn charges
wrap my hands around your throat til ya neck is choked
then cut-off your ball. that’s a bloody Slice of Life that rivals Dexter’s boat
show no emotion, i know that you’re a scrub & that your fake
i’ll Bat an Eye when i hit you with a Louisville Slugger in the face
for real i feel bad Lars, i wanna show you what rap is all about
lets switch keys…wait nah, i’d have a losing verse & u’d have a million dollar house
we can throw hands. no chance he wins cuz this punk just ain’t brawled
he’ll leave w/ a concussion Annabelle Rung so bad the doll starts making prank calls
go to war & you’re in check. peers think ur a whore & not a threat
we’ll see how eager you are to chat once i wrap Discord around ur neck
the homies ain’t gunna ask you to watch for cops as they put in work tonight
won’t be on the lookout for shit. you'll have your Eyes Peeled cuz i got a surgeon's knife
you’ll learn after this battle that you shouldn’t beef for fun
when I knock your jaw ajar & force you to put your false teeth in one
Son it's true I'm comin thru w/ guns that zoom
Your wind-pipe will need a welder once I'm done with you
pray for medical tools to stop the bleeding as stains cover your white socks
if there's no Kit next to ya you're in seriousss trouble…rest of the Nights Watch
unload the clip while you hide behind a table, i’m clappin a draco
& as soon as you look out i’ll Fire at the Peak like an active volcano
have my crew beat you over & over cuz we men on a mission
they’ll break your arms in three places...the living room, the den & the kitchen
you aint no killer putting gats to work
spare me. that shit’s a fake facade more than AstroTurf
the Smith’s thirsty for blood and wants to dump on the prick
my Wess’ Craven. one shot’ll make this a gorier scene then any one of his flicks
you force wp & rehash old material so don’t tell me you beast now
at the end of the day, every flip flops so much i swore you were beach bound
semi-autos dumpin on ya house so you’ll probably die
so many bullets i’ll even shoot the lights out, call me Kawhi
run up on me w/ heat?! i fucking dare you to cruise like a boss
i’ll disarm you, take the gun. & it’ll be used against you like words to a cop
Challenging me wooow I guess it’s true that son is insane
10 paces...Madula leave em with a whole in the one in his brain
his girl begs me to end his life daily screamin “grab the piece”
she doesn't want this fool-around…tells me shoot em so we can do that in peace
say i annoy you, well shit man. go ahead and call me scrub
i’ll really make your blood boil when I hold ur brother’s head in a scalding tub
dumb out w/ a gun out i only came here to bleed ya friend
this ammos Stupid. once i pull the Cordial never act that way w/ me again
i pulled the scope out & ur emotions went from nervous to dread
think Corn Rows; get caught in the cross-hairs i’ma start workin ya head
leave my site before i start to rip ya body apart
don’t enter the Fray. Face-to-Face you’ll get fucked up like im Arya Stark
put you in a wheel chair for LIFE cuz im provin a monsta!!
Knife out – stab a blade in your Lat n’ Twist like we doin the mamba
i’m aimin for the head guys, lead jab then a right to the face
bust em up. leave Bare Gryll more fucked up then a bite from a snake
listen pussy i’ll do farrr worse than shoot ya coupe
next time you travel, i’ll Break the Plane. Game-Over like Booth Review
i might just lose it, & trust me ur dead if i do
snatch ur Chain n’ butcher u so bad only Hair n’ Bone identify’ s you
barrel pressed to his temple that's right i’m going to smoke em
clips to his dome…he’ll be Hanging Brain without exposing his scrotum
threatens my wife screaming thug life while getting SO descriptive
says he gunna Pohler. but w/ his Amy’s nothing but a 'joke to bitches'
girls consider you nothing. but doesn’t matter cuz the matics gunna burst
closest you’ll ever be to a Catch is bullets ‘tearing thru the fabric’ of your shirt
fuck some K’s n grips. knifework homie i’m about some blades n’ rips
i’ma General Tso katana’s goin in your sides. turn the wrists, that’s an Asian Twist
crew beefs about to pop off so i know ur getting nervous whore
if we fight my Pacquins 10 outta 10. that’s Anna w/ a perfect score
i’m truly quick to flip a switch & blast as i bury yo heart
Baron’s quick to flip a switch too. every time he gets last playin Mario Cart
sure we can box pussy, u’ll leave the ring slaughtered w/ a scar
can’t Perrier shot from me, your just a loser that drinks water in the bar
have ya body dragged around once you’ve gone from flail to thud
hitmans black & i’ll have ‘Brother stab ya in the back’ so there betrayals of blood
lift ya wife off the ground, hollows rippin yaa the autos hittin
Light up the 9 & Elevator w/ the push of the button...that's condo livin
Diff weapons will dead his whole crew if he tries to get hostile dudes
B gets the shell, his boys a blade. i’ll cut this bitches Back-Up like Hostel 2
one punch he’ll know it’s over as i dig his damn grave
break his spirit, you won’t have to visit my basement to see this Mancave
he’ll hear a permanent slow-jam soon as i throw hands
when it comes to droppin a Barbarian trouble. i’ll cut em worse than Conan
death’s a bloody racket. you’ll be bled dry as proof that i’m ruthless fam
Saw to your shoulder, have my Buddy Hackett now it’s time to face The Music Man
me n’ goons surround you yaaa we plan to dump cans quick
grippin Metal w/ Mohawks to ya Dome. you could go & start a punk band bitch
i’m savage & exclusive. quick to grab a matic & just lose it
see’s me comin we hear a Sharp:Uh-Oh like they were collabin on some music
i go blitzkrieg on a rapper & leave his fucking face impaled
you Drop the Hammer cuz ur scared using one will cause you to break a nail
kill the gun talk. we know there’s never smoke you grab fast
dawg ya Soft.shells are gunna only be seen at your local crab shack
i don’t think you understand all the shit ur facin
you’re a joke. break a bulb in ya jugular to make light of the situation
i’m rich. a king of text. in many ways at the top of the chain
i’m Riding High. & hope you do the same in your car in the opposite lane
when shit pops off I’m not one to run then hide in disgrace
u’ll find me Smack Dab in the middle. breaking a bong across the side of ya face
ya i sold you out. told ur secrets, put it all on display for kids
i threw you under the bus cuz i know it’s double decker & there’s no way you live
you don’t wanna die Lars. it’s time for you to go & start ducking
or it’s chest shots, named every bullet Happy since i know they’re heart touching
i don’t really care ur an annoying little scrub of a man
you’ve gotten on my nerves cuz i can’t wash all this blood off my hands
you’re broke af so your least favorite topic is supper
more KD at your table then every NBA GM’s office this summer
I write the flyest shit week after week as the league schedule hardens
you couldn't drop Radish in ya backyard working on your vegetable garden
forget the biting allegations now that the power’s stopped
you’re in deep water cuz i know you can tread water for an hour tops
so beat blue?! lmao his comments are tongue-in-cheek partners
to have a Prairie would have to move to Manitoba & become a wheat farmer
for some reason you get props & ppl say ya writtens is felt
but honestly demerit’s not warranted. barc getting a ticket from zelph
my god ur overrated. and broke, not trolling you bro
just cuz i gave you the Bisquick doesn't mean you’re rolling in dough
dead end job. paycheck to paycheck. your life is tragic as shit
ur the guy that lays down Road Cone as i drive by in a Benz getting that from ur bitch
i’m sure you’ll diss me for being married & say that ur hatin
& it’s fine, cuz any bitch you Weddle be manish enough to play for the Ravens
some say ur dope, some say ur wack. that’s the lore of the vets
i’m on the Fence about it…yelling En Gaurd as i put a sword to your chest
run away now there’s still some hope that you can go
i’m OG. B Y N’ up bein a pussy i leave open & exposed?!
& when Baron tries to mack a bitch he fails to ever get behind her
the turndown-service he gets at bars are getting 5 star reviews on trip advisor
i clean-up at the bar, my nights are filled giving multiple shockers
i’ma Closer. you’ll make a woman closer legs cuz ur repulsive & awkward
tellin me I’m quick w/ a force cuz ur parents had the sickest divorce
ur right Lars, i’m not on your level…there’s no reason to visit the morgue
come for my crown and it's out with the toast
i couldn’t be Overthrown running corner routes on a post
i leave the water running, draw a warm bath & have a nice clean fuck
Baron leaves the water running when he flees the beach to chase down the ice cream truck
Ugly weirdo. Get bent. start avoiding lighting you midget
Last chick that ‘called ya fine’ was a judge & you were fighting a ticket
Broke chubby loser you’ll never have some cash disposed
Stretchbands?! yaaa.. they’re in every single pair of pants you own
your verse compared to mine?! hahaha ur aired and high dawg
sorry Barret’s always gunna be second best & NO not RJ compared to Zion
PLUS you’re wifes hot ass gives me bomb sex
i done stayed in that Foxhole longer then nam vets
she had me one time & it was out with you. sorry i couldn’t help it dude
she enjoyed my company so much she asked to buy shares & did a Yelp review
someone tell this British emo he isn;t fuckin tonight
wife'd only show this Ladder pussy wearin a short dress fixin a light
was gunna leave you anyways. said your fate was sealed ur a fag
she’s been Semi-Detached so long they put her up for sale in a real estate mag
keep ur future girl away from Blue or there’s dick involved
if i rolled up on her that Acid Drop so fast she’d start trippin balls
think you give good D but your girl says that she’s less than impressed
forget time. to her a ‘hot minute’ is getting sweated on during 60 seconds of sex
call the bitch a first rate slut knowin there’s no tellin how many bros she’s aired
it’s easy to leave ya Buddhist when her pussy flaps longer then the robes they wear
her pussy’s vile and a true disgrace
so many dudes have ‘had a hand in it’ you need a new Plan for who to date
i’m slaying the whores, yours included when she’s sayin she’s bored..
ur response when i said i got Action...Figures since ur always playin w/ yours
separate ur shoulder, then bone ya bitch yaa i’m tearin it mean
i Collarbone n’ dip then laugh my ass off at the site of you wearin a sling
saw a pic of your girl & my god man, half woman but parts a dude
of course i’m going HammerHead looks even more disgusting then Barcs tattoo
let’s me rub her clit til my hand’s covered w/ globs of her slime
4 fingers, that’s an insider scoop that landed me a job at the Times
no i’m not Mafia or a made man from bussin some clips..
but I know all about Dirty Rings…i just finished finger fuckin ur bitch
ya hoe is mean cuz I I ripped apart her whole vagine
she’s never known a C! Flatrack on your bitch could import cargo from overseas
when its that time of the month i shower hit it long n’ brag
Moltov Cocktail moves, i got her Gassssed tellin me it’s Fire on the Rag
you’ve never once got her off & that is why she bitches at night
as for her puss, i leave ‘stretched-out n’ Reliever like i’m pitching the 9th
& ur girls a ratchet skank, mad diseases she’s been earning fam
fuck her once & you’ll be screamin doc the ‘Wood is on Fire.’- It’s Burning Man!
I banged your girl last Xmas, truth be told it was hardly sublime
since Winterfell she had more ‘eyes for Blue’ then the Night King army combined
fucking her takes NO effort. She a mix between Ali Larter & Buffy
it’s Child’s Play. i call your Doll – Killer & she lets me poke her harder than Chucky
girls don’t give u their numbers. they refer to you as little & tyke
Shiit if they do, every Digital be faker then sundial watches in the middle of night
not joking man keep your girl back from Blue
if i make a move-on your bitch she’ll tell you she’s gunna do that from you
she’s been mad for ages but the reason ain’t confusing son
you can’t Soother. sucking ur dick is basically the same as using one
give her nice massages & listen to what she's stressing bout
i have to Rubberneck. she hurt it turning her head to check me out
handed you divorce papers sayin that she’s done with your shit
it’s funny really, she put the brakes on the relationship & i just cut the ones in ur whip
there’s no saving it, says she hates you & looks you in the eye direct
thinkin u’ll make her happy is ‘pie in the sky’. & just fucked’er in a private jet

dunno if thats 500 but its gotta be close... ill prob look to recount and add more if need be
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lmao said u were gonna post new disses daily but never did nothin though
good call faggot.. that 20 a day habit’s what lead to ur mothers stroke
fuck the jokes. i love good ole bahrz and ur past shit wack to me
regurgitating gay-jizz may Snowballing to an act of faggotry
got handed keys to RB’s house but ain’t tear up its old boards
for not ‘waking the neighbours’, I say that’s where we go hold yours
so u’re a golfer? u shoulda said, i wouldn’t of teed off on ur mother then
nah, we’re replaying the stroke just to give u something to Mulligan
fuck that bed ridden bitch. i ain’t here to make up the numbers
u won’t be smile uneven if strokey mcstrokeface has recovered
lame motherfucker tryna start a revolution at RB with our blueprint
but you just ape what came before you like the chart of evolution
couldn’t leave ur stupid hobby alone with ur mom at risk beside you
you still ‘faced dropping on the side’ even with Mrs Bayou
bitch you try too hard to give em what these nobodies want
surely King’s ransom shit before to not have to hold you to one
homie could NOT pay me to take that time and drop in his thread
for u it’s text over everythin.. even the hospital bed ur mom hadn’t left
god that’s depressing. no wonder u drink after seein her suppin straws
fuck it, y’all can bond over your newly found mutual love of sauce
been drunken boarding to forget the reason you started up
shame that bottle between feeds cant replicate the feeling of fatherhood
see it was hard enough you hearing your mother was out blind
but Home is where the heart is, & now she look like she Downs-eyesed 24
bitch sound like Hush mall cart and shit. fuck you and ur fuckin mom
u finished second best to me last time, and now i sensory loss coming on
you got a job in logistics as some faggot export sales appointee
& that bitch need help just moving things from point A to point B
ya boy feeding the retard leftover drool scraped from her jaw
with his marmalade on the sheets, cuz she can’t eat unaided no more
don’t say it’s in poor taste for me to call u her nurse maid in here
i let it fly cuz u been getting by on retarded wordplay for YEARS
can’t blame the beers, but now both u bitches got problems drinking
one big difference here’s i Craft Tales, not drown my sorrows in ‘em
been on a liquid confidence binge but this a wake up call for u faggot
every single barfly, u just bored cuz u had it good before u were married
now ur autism challenged ass got a mom with weak muscular tissue
but her facial droop means direct eye contacts no longer an issue
pussy u drink too much. no wonder ur marriage on the rocks
if she the ‘balling chain around ur neck’ i’ll gladly break it off
save the sob story for mom on why u ghost when they put her under
if paybacks a bitch, I guess ischaemic strokes are a motherfucker
this number crunching faggot works a job where he’s bored
his moms a number cruncher too, 3 square meals on a hospital ward
wife wants a divorce cause you still ain’t quit opening brews yet
no self-respecting alcoholic would drink Canada Dry over a Moosehead
told us ur moving house, maybe try calling ur stupid bitch mom
i hear she has a new ward robe you could use when she’s gone
jacuzzis my job, but since he spent visiting hour writing for King
clearly time and attention’s what he need to apply to his kin 50
cryou’s a bitch flipping concepts & now he’s got him a property
he’s about to finally learn the true cost of him Borrowing
bitch you robbed my shit and ain’t make it known who to credit
bro thats pathetic, for stealing from larceny opponent can get it
noone’s respected you in ANY hobby you took up and struggled
that’s why ur a scratch golfer proven barely a cut above Knuckle
pussy go cuddle your dying mom cuz she looks sick to death
i can’t tell if it’s aphasia seeing orofacial never kiss again
autism spectrum bingo winner, can’t keep him from bottling up
you clearly love drinking, cause u always be sotted as fuck
lost to me once already, so I been waiting to air you out
fucked with a mentalist forgetting I made one of ur whereabouts
scary how close I hit home even when I’m just fucking with you
I’m glad ur house bound, but even more so your mother is too
wife looking confused as to why u aint giving her pipe right
them ‘come to bed eyes’ bored waiting for u to finish a fight night
bitch its the highlight of ur existence u taking this loss today
ur whole careers a house built on sand, it’s too soft terrain
ur on the range while ur own mother in pain as shes suffering
only checked on her once u heard she’s a Fairway to recovery
ur paid by a company to sit at a desk job and disperse stuff
what Blue Collar Shift is an insult to anybody that’s worked one
my horror perversion ain’t got shit on his drinking daily ass
you’ll see how far gone he is once he gets drunken dipsomaniac
bitches brain is damaged, ur back texting as shes barely recovered
not only are u pure aids, so’s every meal prepared for ur mother
I’ll Tony Blair Witch the fucking retard til that horror is no more
then bury her in one of the plot holes the genre is known for
go pour u a drink pussy. u aint an expert cuz the shit u chug’s dear
u prolly think Homer Simpson’s a faggot cuz all he drink is Duff beer 80
ur drunk near daily, of course i ain’t believe golf’s really a sport
no need to Beer Bitch about it just cuz that’s how they treat u on course
ur mom speaks with a drawl faggot and still no-one seizure legit
since u heart attack lines so much, here’s 500 to read to that bitch
weirdo was sitting at her death bed making sure his verse wasn’t late
u got a nerve ending ur visit early when hers no longer work in her face
there is a way u could save money finding somewhere decent to buy
fuck off and go live in that stupid ass stent that keeps her alive
even ur wife finding it tough being ignored every night by a drunk
cause she ain’t even drink, but a warm Dickens Cider’s a must 90
tried to become a lawyer, settled for sales like the fag you are
ur an alcoholic, of course you weren’t making it passed the bar
fat retarded bitch for a mom and you said she was over it all
but Diffabled done changed now that she can no longer walk
don’t even talk about my job when u rely on Seth for them jokes
i ain’t sell hot tubs, I just sauna benefits in letting him know


lmao this a WAR

you still way off though my guy, you've only got about 310 @Blue Bayou
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work at The Hot Tub Store but haven’t sold one in ya life
boss doesn’t care tho. you put on a Jet Display every time it comes to a fight
so you’re twice as scary? a true contender known for rights n parry’s?!
faggit plz. i’ll take you out the picture faster than when your wife remarries
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you still way off though my guy, you've only got about 310 @Blue Bayou
Fuck no way... I divided total wordcount by what I thought was avg per bar and i figured 460ish

Ahh well... I'll get more up this weekend then good catch
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blue 1141.5 / 155: 7.36
baron 359 / 48: 7.48

v/ baron

tbh I felt like baron kinda overdid the mom angle even though a lot of them were some of his best bars, so in my opinion the battle is a bit closer and debatable in my own eyes than the numbers show, but the math says I got baron for this one. I also omitted the repeat bar that blue had in his verse completely, so I've got blue with 310 lines and baron with 96. Overall blue had more haymakers imo but baron was more consistent (both of which are obvious statements considering the line count) and I got marmalade as the botb. I only voted on this shit because I admire and respect the work/skill that goes into this, so hats off to both of you, it was a commendable showing



work at The Hot Tub Store but haven’t sold one in ya life
boss doesn’t care tho. you put on a Jet Display every time it comes to a fight

7

i got tales of leavin pussies spread so wide they’re left cryin amazed
baron’s Steamy Stories involve an awful sales pitch & a ‘no im not buying today’

8

nervous cuz i’m on fire. barbed wire & you’re split in two
got you Sweatin as i Heat-Up boyyy saunas are a great fit for you

6

i wouldn’t buy shit from you pussy so don’t even try your magic
but i’ll still cop a Wodden Box. least i can do for ya fam is provide a casket

8

i carry out hits at ppls homes if they actin like a salty scrub
if Baron shows up to a house w/ a Heater…someone’s got a faulty tub

7

so you’re twice as scary? a true contender known for rights n parry’s?!
faggit plz. i’ll take you out the picture faster than when your wife remarries

9

i’m throwin a party for NCs best. ur not comin cuz you barely can write
if i say You’re Welcome. it’s bcuz i’m Canadian & very polite

8

got fired cuz you’re weird as hell & now you’re forced to cry forever
HR Block does my taxes. & that happens at ur old office when you try n’ enter

6

writing countless wack topicals got us thinkin you’re autistic still
you’re a Trier, Lars. but unlike ur favorite director you don’t have artistic skills

7

i’ma true savage. & so are you Lars, we’re manic as shit
difference is, when i stand over a dead body i don’t have my hand on my dick

8

i get Coldplay rockin in my headphones cuz i think their flowin is sheek
you get Coldplay cuz the bodies you fuck in the morgue have been frozen for weeks

7

showed up just to get worked cuz you’ll never be on the brink of great
but thanks for dropping by. maybe next time u’ll post bars that make us think ur straight

6

twisted fuck. lick a nut & spare us all your sado flexes
basement prolly has more kids in cages then trump cells in Laredo Texas

6

how badly i’ve got you in peril is tragic
enjoy ya Steambaths now cuz your next one involves a barrel and acid

7

if someone pisses me off i snap & chirp misrebly
then ‘fire a dirty look’. like HR did when they saw Dungeon Porn in ur search history

7

guy thinks we’ve accepted him based on all the evil he writes
ya he’s down w/ the Inn-Crowd…at the bottom of the pecking order for ppl we like

8

500 shouldn’t have been you. ur a European peon, wack & a twirp
i only 'brought you up' so i could hit you again & throw you back in the dirt

7

i’m so mad it fucking hurts, full of misery/dread
you’ll be Ticked Off too. on the coroners check list as “officially dead”

9

emo faggit you’re always cryin but i sense the hate
course you got a heavy heart. leds always been pretty dense in weight

7

you resent me Lars, scared too. prolly cuz I’m crazed n’ wealthy
approach you in public & we’ll see a longer-run in Britain then Made in Chelsea

7

you’ll never take my crown cuz you aint slick w/ some boss shit
think i’m passin the Torture crazy. now quit watchin those vids at the office

7

Severed heads, mutilation. say watchin the devil’s lore is a must
Lars plz…you only stomach death cuz i just shoved a sword in your gut

6

your ‘dark passenger’ is a fake persona & i’m done w/ the crap
my Dark Passenger is a shooter named Marcus w/ a shotgun in his lap

7

the world’s a better place w/out you that’s why i’m goin ham w/ guns
two in your chest - this the second time ur bitch ass has been Canned in months

6

claim you're new job is awesome & “hot tubs is now the best market”
of course you do, Jets are the only thing u’ve put ur dick in that hasn’t pressed charges

7

had my finger out laughin & you thought i called u #1?! lmao suck it geek
really Appointment you need to schedule one w/ a psychiatrist you're such a freak

7

unannounced team of pals of mine equipped w/ beams from Palestine
show up at your showroom & turn it into a Denise Richards scene in Valentine

7

my crew some killers run up on em as they grab n’ spray uzi’s
so when we see this Man United w/ Wolves…trust it ain’t a Saturday Derby

8

tho i’m educated don’t get it twisted when i speak of threats
if i ‘Shed-Light on a Subject.’ my kill room’s ready & you’re gunna bleed to death

7

so what if i write a ton of bars and mad beers will me to rap
i've got Passionfruit...your drinking a cold tea at Starbucks reading Sylvia Plath

7

don’t care if you’re a weirdo you’ll never hear me blatant too speak
if i Reach Out, it’s to ensure this barrels pressed straight to your cheek

7

i stay makin the crowd go wild cuz i’m truly the best
only person that Yelled Enchanted for you was Zelph w/ a movie request

9

won’t drop a single F bomb on this vile dork
i’d Custody. but he’ll be in that in no time anyways charged with child porn

8

never once had hype on the board, in 15 years you’ve failed miserably fuck
only time you’ve picked up steam is loading saunas in the back of delivery trucks

7

every Saturday night you sneak out to meet a lad n’ fuck
forget comparisons, Apples to Apples happens as you kiss a man & ur Adam’s touch

7

i made all my past flames leak when i whipped out my boner maggot
only history of Ex’s and O’s you have is family game night you loner faggit

7

called out countless NCG’s sayin all the kids are wack
guess it makes sense you’d dismembers…you jerk off to vids of that

7

i blow off steam by practicing deep breathin & meditation
you blow off steam by sucking your bosses dick after demonstrations

6

i clean-up at the bar, nights are filled giving multiple shockers
i’ma Closer. you make a woman closer legs cuz ur repulsive & awkward

7

i’ve murdered the livest so it’s NOTHIN to severe your spleen
Bear ur not a real one. attack & get knifed to death like that Revenant Scene

7

& miss me on the stroke bars dunny that is on a poor played tip
besides, your dead mother’s stuffed in your basement on some Norm Bates shit

7

you should’ve come for a hospital visit & killed all the crap that you said
for the first time EVER you could’ve seen a woman flat on her back in a bed

9

made-up garbage fuckin nonsense is those rhymes and ammo
even if she ‘feels one-sided.’ that’s exactly how voters will describe this battle

7

Mirror Zelph w/ wack stroke stuff, but I’m not surprised to see you study fairies
repeat that shit all you want. it’ll come back to haunt you worse than Bloody Mary

7

coming up with 500 lines is something I just finish for fun..
on Discord you said “this is a test for sure.” funny i never considered you one

8

Cannibal Holocaust, A Serbian Film? i get it man ur a fan of snuff n’ guts
but if you think you have a ‘taste for blood’ now just wait til i land an uppercut

8

Seth mentioned the Bags battle on discord but you can simply miss me queer
i ‘lost’ the battle of the tournament in a round you ain’t gotten to in sixteen years

6

you’ll never be a man to me. lurking in NC’s shadows like a damn disease
if ur gunna take after Cashius at least win some dope battles & champ a league

7

how can you say you’re one of the most well rounded of guys?!
been here 15 years and your wordplay looks like Beyond’s in 2005

6

that shit is proof that you’ve always lived a dork hard life
you were bottom tier on IHH. you think that shit’s gunna fly on a short bar site?!

6

I’ve champed every major site PLUS I’ve had cronies for years
u’ve scribbled non-sense to weird ass photos. that’s what you call a storied career?!

6

it’s true i love beer, but you can never put my work down poser
i’ve champed multiple fight nights drunk. you can't get out of a first round sober

6

gunna chug another 20oz’s cuz I’m playin to win
next time you diss my Bruno everyone on this site thinks ur gayer than him

7.5

horrorcore & slaughter. make em a martyr cuz the jab is on me
Box’em up. this little bitch’ll get punched-out foldin like he works at Abercrombie

7

yaaa i bought a new house. it’s dope af you can bet it astounds
while i’m Tylenol the floors u’ll pop a full bottle once i smash ur head in the ground

7

& boyy you should see the Kitchen Island. marble is Persian & altered
to be honest I’m just happy the Counterfeit…you're just that version of Vulgar

8

forget obsessive tendencies when he see’s a girl he thinks is the shit..
follow her or not, lars’ll Chaser for the simple fact he drinks like a bitch

9

you’re a creep that lovees lady boys. specially ones with STD’s
so good at finding Transaction you could migrate to the states & run the SEC

8

i don’t mind hearing other elite names dropped as the best w/ hooks n stuff
but ‘Baron’ doesn’t sit right with me…he sits far away cuz he’s shook as fuck

8

quiet down pussy it’s known i decapitate dudes
you’ll be dead on site like those dark web videos you masturbate too

8

i’ve proven the G code, my nine blasts & it’s shootin his knees yo
then aim up. got Mynd spread throughout the streets like Professor X usin Cerebro

8

youre a soft emo fuck boy, quit claimin that ya brazen man
could change your name to Gomez Adams & STILL wouldn’t raise a hand

8

forever a virgin loser that’ll never have a pink to poke
the only Myndfuck going on now is the fact you think you’re dope

7

swear at em left, right & center n’ call this vile dork heartless
course i Custom. he wouldn’t make it thru ours due to child porn charges

8

wrap my hands around your throat til ya neck is choked
then cut-off your ball. that’s a bloody Slice of Life that rivals Dexter’s boat

8

show no emotion, i know that you’re a scrub & that your fake
i’ll Bat an Eye when i hit you with a Louisville Slugger in the face

8

for real i feel bad Lars, i wanna show you what rap is all about
lets switch keys…wait nah, i’d have a losing verse & u’d have a million dollar house

7.5

we can throw hands. no chance he wins cuz this punk just ain’t brawled
he’ll leave w/ a concussion Annabelle Rung so bad the doll starts making prank calls

7.5

go to war & you’re in check. peers think ur a whore & not a threat
we’ll see how eager you are to chat once i wrap Discord around ur neck

7.5

the homies ain’t gunna ask you to watch for cops as they put in work tonight
won’t be on the lookout for shit. you'll have your Eyes Peeled cuz i got a surgeon's knife

8

you’ll learn after this battle that you shouldn’t beef for fun
when I knock your jaw ajar & force you to put your false teeth in one

7.5

Son it's true I'm comin thru w/ guns that zoom
Your wind-pipe will need a welder once I'm done with you

7

pray for medical tools to stop the bleeding as stains cover your white socks
if there's no Kit next to ya you're in seriousss trouble…rest of the Nights Watch

9

unload the clip while you hide behind a table, i’m clappin a draco
& as soon as you look out i’ll Fire at the Peak like an active volcano

7

have my crew beat you over & over cuz we men on a mission
they’ll break your arms in three places...the living room, the den & the kitchen

8

you aint no killer putting gats to work
spare me. that shit’s a fake facade more than AstroTurf

7

the Smith’s thirsty for blood and wants to dump on the prick
my Wess’ Craven. one shot’ll make this a gorier scene then any one of his flicks

8

you force wp & rehash old material so don’t tell me you beast now
at the end of the day, every flip flops so much i swore you were beach bound

7.5

semi-autos dumpin on ya house so you’ll probably die
so many bullets i’ll even shoot the lights out, call me Kawhi

7

run up on me w/ heat?! i fucking dare you to cruise like a boss
i’ll disarm you, take the gun. & it’ll be used against you like words to a cop

7

Challenging me wooow I guess it’s true that son is insane
10 paces...Madula leave em with a whole in the one in his brain

7.5

his girl begs me to end his life daily screamin “grab the piece”
she doesn't want this fool-around…tells me shoot em so we can do that in peace

7.5

say i annoy you, well shit man. go ahead and call me scrub
i’ll really make your blood boil when I hold ur brother’s head in a scalding tub

6.5

dumb out w/ a gun out i only came here to bleed ya friend
this ammos Stupid. once i pull the Cordial never act that way w/ me again

8

i pulled the scope out & ur emotions went from nervous to dread
think Corn Rows; get caught in the cross-hairs i’ma start workin ya head

7.5

leave my site before i start to rip ya body apart
don’t enter the Fray. Face-to-Face you’ll get fucked up like im Arya Stark

7

put you in a wheel chair for LIFE cuz im provin a monsta!!
Knife out – stab a blade in your Lat n’ Twist like we doin the mamba

8

i’m aimin for the head guys, lead jab then a right to the face
bust em up. leave Bare Gryll more fucked up then a bite from a snake

7.5

listen pussy i’ll do farrr worse than shoot ya coupe
next time you travel, i’ll Break the Plane. Game-Over like Booth Review

7

i might just lose it, & trust me ur dead if i do
snatch ur Chain n’ butcher u so bad only Hair n’ Bone identify’ s you

7

barrel pressed to his temple that's right i’m going to smoke em
clips to his dome…he’ll be Hanging Brain without exposing his scrotum

6

threatens my wife screaming thug life while getting SO descriptive
says he gunna Pohler. but w/ his Amy’s nothing but a 'joke to bitches'

6

girls consider you nothing. but doesn’t matter cuz the matics gunna burst
closest you’ll ever be to a Catch is bullets ‘tearing thru the fabric’ of your shirt

7

fuck some K’s n grips. knifework homie i’m about some blades n’ rips
i’ma General Tso katana’s goin in your sides. turn the wrists, that’s an Asian Twist

7

crew beefs about to pop off so i know ur getting nervous whore
if we fight my Pacquins 10 outta 10. that’s Anna w/ a perfect score

7

i’m truly quick to flip a switch & blast as i bury yo heart
Baron’s quick to flip a switch too. every time he gets last playin Mario Cart

8

sure we can box pussy, u’ll leave the ring slaughtered w/ a scar
can’t Perrier shot from me, your just a loser that drinks water in the bar

7.5

have ya body dragged around once you’ve gone from flail to thud
hitmans black & i’ll have ‘Brother stab ya in the back’ so there betrayals of blood

7

lift ya wife off the ground, hollows rippin yaa the autos hittin
Light up the 9 & Elevator w/ the push of the button...that's condo livin

7.5

Diff weapons will dead his whole crew if he tries to get hostile dudes
B gets the shell, his boys a blade. i’ll cut this bitches Back-Up like Hostel 2

7

one punch he’ll know it’s over as i dig his damn grave
break his spirit, you won’t have to visit my basement to see this Mancave

7.5

he’ll hear a permanent slow-jam soon as i throw hands
when it comes to droppin a Barbarian trouble. i’ll cut em worse than Conan

7.5

death’s a bloody racket. you’ll be bled dry as proof that i’m ruthless fam
Saw to your shoulder, have my Buddy Hackett now it’s time to face The Music Man

7.5

me n’ goons surround you yaaa we plan to dump cans quick
grippin Metal w/ Mohawks to ya Dome. you could go & start a punk band bitch

7.5

i’m savage & exclusive. quick to grab a matic & just lose it
see’s me comin we hear a Sharp:Uh-Oh like they were collabin on some music

7.5

i go blitzkrieg on a rapper & leave his fucking face impaled
you Drop the Hammer cuz ur scared using one will cause you to break a nail

7

kill the gun talk. we know there’s never smoke you grab fast
dawg ya Soft.shells are gunna only be seen at your local crab shack

7

i don’t think you understand all the shit ur facin
you’re a joke. break a bulb in ya jugular to make light of the situation

6.5

i’m rich. a king of text. in many ways at the top of the chain
i’m Riding High. & hope you do the same in your car in the opposite lane

7

when shit pops off I’m not one to run then hide in disgrace
u’ll find me Smack Dab in the middle. breaking a bong across the side of ya face

7

ya i sold you out. told ur secrets, put it all on display for kids
i threw you under the bus cuz i know it’s double decker & there’s no way you live

7.5

you don’t wanna die Lars. it’s time for you to go & start ducking
or it’s chest shots, named every bullet Happy since i know they’re heart touching

7.5

i don’t really care ur an annoying little scrub of a man
you’ve gotten on my nerves cuz i can’t wash all this blood off my hands

7

you’re broke af so your least favorite topic is supper
more KD at your table then every NBA GM’s office this summer

7

won’t get a vote from me, quit thinkin that ur crap is smooth
if i’m leaning your way it’s a taunt & if you hit me i’ll laugh at you

7

I write the flyest shit week after week as the league schedule hardens
you couldn't drop Radish in ya backyard working on your vegetable garden

7.5

forget the biting allegations now that the power’s stopped
you’re in deep water cuz i know you can tread water for an hour tops

6

so beat blue?! lmao his comments are tongue-in-cheek partners
to have a Prairie would have to move to Manitoba & become a wheat farmer

7.5

for some reason you get props & ppl say ya writtens is felt
but honestly demerit’s not warranted. barc getting a ticket from zelph

8

my god ur overrated. and broke, not trolling you bro
just cuz i gave you the Bisquick doesn't mean you’re rolling in dough

8

dead end job. paycheck to paycheck. your life is tragic as shit
ur the guy that lays down Road Cone as i drive by in a Benz getting that from ur bitch

8

i’m sure you’ll diss me for being married & say that ur hatin
& it’s fine, cuz any bitch you Weddle be manish enough to play for the Ravens

7.5

some say ur dope, some say ur wack. that’s the lore of the vets
i’m on the Fence about it…yelling En Gaurd as i put a sword to your chest

7

run away now there’s still some hope that you can go
i’m OG. B Y N’ up bein a pussy i leave open & exposed?!

7.5

& when Baron tries to mack a bitch he fails to ever get behind her
the turndown-service he gets at bars are getting 5 star reviews on trip advisor

8

i clean-up at the bar, my nights are filled giving multiple shockers
i’ma Closer. you’ll make a woman closer legs cuz ur repulsive & awkward

you said this bar already - idk how to rate it

tellin me I’m quick w/ a force cuz ur parents had the sickest divorce
ur right Lars, i’m not on your level…there’s no reason to visit the morgue

8

come for my crown and it's out with the toast
i couldn’t be Overthrown running corner routes on a post

7.5

i leave the water running, draw a warm bath & have a nice clean fuck
Baron leaves the water running when he flees the beach to chase down the ice cream truck

8

Ugly weirdo. Get bent. start avoiding lighting you midget
Last chick that ‘called ya fine’ was a judge & you were fighting a ticket

7

Broke chubby loser you’ll never have some cash disposed
Stretchbands?! yaaa.. they’re in every single pair of pants you own

7.5

your verse compared to mine?! hahaha ur aired and high dawg
sorry Barret’s always gunna be second best & NO not RJ compared to Zion

8

PLUS you’re wifes hot ass gives me bomb sex
i done stayed in that Foxhole longer then nam vets

8

she had me one time & it was out with you. sorry i couldn’t help it dude
she enjoyed my company so much she asked to buy shares & did a Yelp review

9

was gunna leave you anyways. said your fate was sealed ur a fag
she’s been Semi-Detached so long they put her up for sale in a real estate mag

7.5

keep ur future girl away from Blue or there’s dick involved
if i rolled up on her that Acid Drop so fast she’d start trippin balls

7

think you give good D but your girl says that she’s less than impressed
forget time. to her a ‘hot minute’ is getting sweated on during 60 seconds of sex

7.5

call the bitch a first rate slut knowin there’s no tellin how many bros she’s aired
it’s easy to leave ya Buddhist when her pussy flaps longer then the robes they wear

7.5

her pussy’s vile and a true disgrace
so many dudes have ‘had a hand in it’ you need a new Plan for who to date

7

i’m slaying the whores, yours included when she’s sayin she’s bored..
ur response when i said i got Action...Figures since ur always playin w/ yours

8

separate ur shoulder, then bone ya bitch yaa i’m tearin it mean
i Collarbone n’ dip then laugh my ass off at the site of you wearin a sling

7.5

saw a pic of your girl & my god man, half woman but parts a dude
of course i’m going HammerHead looks even more disgusting then Barcs tattoo

7.5

let’s me rub her clit til my hand’s covered w/ globs of her slime
4 fingers, that’s an insider scoop that landed me a job at the Times

8.5

no i’m not Mafia or a made man from bussin some clips..
but I know all about Dirty Rings…i just finished finger fuckin ur bitch

8

ya hoe is mean cuz I I ripped apart her whole vagine
she’s never known a C! Flatrack on your bitch could import cargo from overseas

7

when its that time of the month i shower hit it long n’ brag
Moltov Cocktail moves, i got her Gassssed tellin me it’s Fire on the Rag

9

you’ve never once got her off & that is why she bitches at night
as for her puss, i leave ‘stretched-out n’ Reliever like i’m pitching the 9th

8

& ur girls a ratchet skank, mad diseases she’s been earning fam
fuck her once & you’ll be screamin doc the ‘Wood is on Fire.’- It’s Burning Man!

7.5

I banged your girl last Xmas, truth be told it was hardly sublime
since Winterfell she had more ‘eyes for Blue’ then the Night King army combined

7.5

fucking her takes NO effort. She a mix between Ali Larter & Buffy
it’s Child’s Play. i call your Doll – Killer & she lets me poke her harder than Chucky

7.5

girls don’t give u their numbers. they refer to you as little & tyke
Shiit if they do, every Digital be faker then sundial watches in the middle of night

8

not joking man keep your girl back from Blue
if i make a move-on your bitch she’ll tell you she’s gunna do that from you

8

she’s been mad for ages but the reason ain’t confusing son
you can’t Soother. sucking ur dick is basically the same as using one

7.5

give her nice massages & listen to what she's stressing bout
i have to Rubberneck. she hurt it turning her head to check me out

7.5

handed you divorce papers sayin that she’s done with your shit
it’s funny really, she put the brakes on the relationship & i just cut the ones in ur whip

7.5

there’s no saving it, says she hates you & looks you in the eye direct
thinkin u’ll make her happy is ‘pie in the sky’. & just fucked’er in a private jet

7

ah fuck. so I inadvertently closed the notepad file I had open with baron's verse in it, but i put all my ratings in excel so I wouldn't have to add everything up manually. Here's all the respective ratings (in same order as each bar)

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7
7
8
7
7.5
7
7
6
7.5
8.5
7.5
8
8.5
9.5
7
7.5
7.5
7.5
8
8
7
7.5
7
7.5
6
7
8
8
7
7
7
7.5
7.5
8
7
8
8
8.5
7
8
6
8.5
7
8.5
6
7
7

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