BEARD CHECK. - Page 2

Aesthetic · 02-26-2014, 07:52 PM

I cant get that picture out my head.

Hes so fucking content and serious about whats in his hands.

Split · 02-26-2014, 08:31 PM

@Diode

Diode · 02-26-2014, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Split Eight

so when are you giving me the # of the girl on the right

that bitch is crazy. that was my best man's gf at the time. you can have her. butterface.

Diode · 02-26-2014, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Evolve

I don't get why your suit is whiter than you are though

khaki and white. seersucker. it's a southern thing.

lol @ whiter than you are.

do you know what site you are posting on?

Split · 02-26-2014, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

that bitch is crazy. that was my best man's gf at the time. you can have her. butterface.

Wood smash

Diode · 02-26-2014, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by maths debate

so who invited Mayim Bialik?

and why is she eyeing that elongated Okwerdz's forehead like she could use 1/5th of it to balance out her own

he had probably lost her cigarettes or something. that was his gf at the time probably being all wtf. this was at my wedding, whole thing was a blur.

Diode · 02-26-2014, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Evolve

Did you hand make that Easter egg basket yourself?

i chortled @ this. that's like a half step above snicker. gj.

i think my lapel thing was in there.

Diode · 02-26-2014, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Aesthetic

I cant get that picture out my head.

Hes so fucking content and serious about whats in his hands.

i was an hour late to my wedding and about to walk into the ceremony

pretty srs bsns.

Destroyer · 02-26-2014, 08:42 PM

I like the pinstripes personally
I just want to know how you got pre-swole masaii to attend your nuptials

Certain · 02-26-2014, 08:42 PM

So then you don't have hair anymore?

Fig · 02-26-2014, 08:44 PM

You look like pee wee herman got his shit together

this is the positivity roast

Diode · 02-26-2014, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

So then you don't have hair anymore?

apparently in ran off my head shortly after this photo was taken like in the old spice commercial

tbh i have way too much hair right now. i grew it out but it's so thick that it ends up like an afro unless i slick it into a part.

Destroyer · 02-26-2014, 08:44 PM

he's wearing a shadow hat
they're big in the east
when you're balling like diode, you'll know

Split · 02-26-2014, 08:49 PM

hour late? that's why that ho looks like shes about to twist your nuts off with her bare hands?

Diode · 02-26-2014, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Split Eight

hour late? that's why that ho looks like shes about to twist your nuts off with her bare hands?

one of these days i will regale netcees with the story of my wedding.

it is so fucking ridiculous how many things went wrong 30 minutes before we (me and my groomsmen) were supposed to be picked up to head to the venue

Diode · 02-26-2014, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Destroyer

he's wearing a shadow hat
they're big in the east
when you're balling like diode, you'll know

i assure you my hair is real and it is fantastic des

here's me beating up on a 16 year old as proof (jk just drilling with our black belt's kid)

uh-oh · 02-26-2014, 08:59 PM

hey you dont gotta keep rubbing it in you FUCK

i get it im BALD

Destroyer · 02-26-2014, 09:01 PM

lmao

Certain · 02-26-2014, 09:11 PM

My dad went gray at 25 but kept his hair to the death. I have no gray, though I wouldn't mind it.

Diode · 02-26-2014, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

My dad went gray at 25 but kept his hair to the death. I have no gray, though I wouldn't mind it.

My grays started showing up around 28 or 29. Nothing noticeable yet, but they are popping up regularly at closer look.

You can dye grays though.

Can't grow hair if you're bald.

I'll take it.

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02-26-2014, 08:42 PM	#30
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02-26-2014, 08:44 PM	#31
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02-26-2014, 08:49 PM	#34
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02-26-2014, 08:59 PM	#37
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	hey you dont gotta keep rubbing it in you FUCK i get it im BALD __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

02-26-2014, 07:52 PM	#21
Aesthetic Pimp Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: N/W Posts: 1,069 Battle Record: 1-12 Rep Power: 0	I cant get that picture out my head. Hes so fucking content and serious about whats in his hands.

02-26-2014, 09:11 PM	#39
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	My dad went gray at 25 but kept his hair to the death. I have no gray, though I wouldn't mind it. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.