03-04-2021, 12:43 PM | #1 |
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WEEK 5: (2-2) Des V (1-2) Adverse (3-2 AD WINS)
Rules
1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly (excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv) DO NOT post twice in a row There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted (failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ) Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking. NEW RULE; once both battlers have posted once if you fail to respond within 24 hours your turn will be forfeited and your opponent will have 24 hours from the time your deadline expired to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. You will then be given 24 hours to respond. Failing to respond within the 24 hours more than once will result in the battle ending after your opponent has exercised or declined their option to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. If you opened the battle you may not post after 10:59PM EST on Sunday. This is to discourage last second posting without giving your opponent the opportunity to respond and equal the number of posts in a battle. Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST @Destroyer you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted. Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck. |
03-04-2021, 09:46 PM | #2 |
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seen u on the rise lately. saw ur name, & got a little rattled...
then i remembered ur a literal janitor and still haven’t managed to clean up in a single battle & me? i’m a killer b. while ur bars are a lesson in futility we may have accepted u now but just cuz we realize admissibility @Adverse |
03-05-2021, 12:50 AM | #3 |
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Failed to execute there Des, but you’re used to mishapped deliveries
You try to question MY admissibility? What about your chicks fertility?! Diss my profession, Mr. T-Mobile must think he’s too good for it I’m a janitor, but still ain’t seen as many toilet bowls as your would-be kids @Destroyer |
03-05-2021, 09:38 AM | #4 |
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@Adverse
wife birthed two sons bro. while ur balls stay bushy & blue that means between my two kids both have been in more pussy than u i shouldn’t even be facing u. zuch. blue. user. and now this??? ur a janitor who hasn’t seen toilet bowls huh? sounds like ur work ethic matches ur text prowess |
03-05-2021, 10:46 AM | #5 |
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I’m not one to brag, I get a healthy amount of puss to sex
The only thing gon be “bushy n blue” is them brows when these hooks connect Zuch, User, Blue all top 5 and I ain’t far from that list, bitch How I’m gon get lectured about work ethic from someone who sells SIM cards for a livin!? @Destroyer |
03-05-2021, 10:59 AM | #6 |
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metaphors can be tough to do. stick to bars like “ur old”
only thing these brows gonna be with those hooks is furrowed pretend u worked retail. had some cash and a real wife then u can have a sim of what having a real life will feel like @Adverse |
03-05-2021, 01:52 PM | #7 |
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You are old bro, you brought it upon yourself, itchin to get burned
They say age is just a number...but at this point for you it’s a concern I got a wife and a state job, so who’s living a fallacy Des? But if I ever wanna sim, least I know the guy who’ll sell me the virtual reality set @Destroyer |
03-05-2021, 08:05 PM | #8 |
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the old jokes have arrived, even if u did start late
fat faggot. the only concerning number here is ur resting heart rate fuck i thought u had a party life at least being single now it’s just a sad fact that ur reality is virtually without bars...sim pull. @Adverse |
03-06-2021, 02:01 PM | #9 |
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I understand why you’re concerned, my BPM ain’t worth countin dude
But that ain’t a resting heart rate bruh I’m runnin circles round you You said you liked this league cus you didn’t have to think of concepts n that shows Fuck a sim pull bruh that whole bar was an ass pull @Destroyer |
03-06-2021, 04:13 PM | #10 |
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u can drop the false confidence cuz everyone knows des shit is greater
u need to focus on running circles around any track that’s equipped with a defibrillator let some time lapse before ur next bar cuz i’m feeling bored bro leave it to u to take a fucking sim pull bar and make it even more so @Adverse |
03-06-2021, 10:06 PM | #11 |
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I’ll be honest man, I’m bored too cus you’re lame
I’d let time lapse before posting but don’t think you can afford to at your age Always worried about my heart, this geriatric better keep an eye on his This ain’t even a rebuttal per say, you double my age, so who’s at the highest risk?! @Destroyer |
03-07-2021, 05:54 PM | #12 |
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ur bored too, huh? what a flip. it’s clear ur from the streets son
only time lapse u should really stress about is how long it takes u to complete one @Adverse |
03-07-2021, 10:36 PM | #13 |
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I see why you’re in the HOF bro, I mean the man’s historic
You keep talking about time...this Faggasaurus is from a Land before it This chump might die when punches fly I’m hurtin this dude Only lapse I wanna see is your insurance declined while u lay up in the emergency room @Destroyer |
03-07-2021, 10:53 PM | #14 |
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yeah...not in the HOF but i’m not even disappointed dude
i’m sure everyone looks legendary from ur primitive point of view aint shit lapsing here. i got full medical and even a pension kid only hurtin ur doing to this dude is the fact that i’m not in the HOF and u just mentioned it @Adverse |
03-07-2021, 11:05 PM | #15 |
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That’s GAME right there....I’m callin it, let’s stop
I said you WERE in the HOF Des, it’s even more comedy you’re not Truth hurts; Text is a hell of a sport, it’s time to settle this score You’ve literally spent 2+ decades doing something you’ll NEVER be recognized for. |
03-11-2021, 12:00 AM | #16 |
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Consensus
Judge's quotes think both guys came below what I’ve seen from them so far in the league. There were some decent concepts, but way too many low points. Des used a sim pull wordplay, then adverse flipped it to an ass pull. That was terrible Ad had a couple okay age bars, but if you’re gonna do miscarriage lines they gotta be better than the ones he used Des just had an answer to everything Ad dropped. Battle was a great read though Overall a disappointing battle. Seemed every opportunity to seize control was fumbled by both battlers on multiple occasions. Ad had miscarriage bars that didn't break any ground and Des had sloppier wording on top of lazier concepts than I'm accustomed to seeing from him. When a concept was good the wording missed and when the wording hit the concept was subpar. 'Diss my profession' and 'kids seen toilet bowls' were good angles but not executed well. I liked 'equipped with a defibrillator' and maybe 'pussy than you' from Des, but not much else. Ad had 'hooks connect', 'concern for you' and 'land before it'. Not sure if Des underestimated Ad or he just had an off week, but Ad didn't do great either. Also, Ad, it's 'per se', not 'per say'. Verdict 3 judges had Ad and 2 had Des in a close battle 3-2 Ad wins |
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