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Default Darcy & Pulse Present: Round 2 Mag

Tag Tournament 2005 Round 2 Mag

Pulse: Well, it was a hell of a turnout for the opening round… the seeding system proved effective as most of the lambs were led to the slaughter and the wolves unzipped their sheep suits and showed their true colours… although there has been alotta drama on the site as far as noobs and vets go, we've still maintained a substantial voting population with fair analysis and strong appeal for great punchlines and tight verses has prevailed in a jilted field that has seen some take the reigns and some fall by the wayside and SteveThaGreat live up to his hype by being eliminated swiftly… nevertheless, this has already proven to be HHDB/RL's most exciting and eventful competition thus far… as we enter the second round, we're expecting better competition, consistent insightful votes and mandatory porn passwords for victors… anyways, on with the show, good luck to all competitors and I have a larger penis than you all…

Darcy: Thank you Pulse. I’ll see you after the show in your dressing room you fine Christian Bale ass nigga. Like that fucking beautiful Canadian said, the first round saw some heavy shit that made niggas jaws drop harder SexyQT_Py's panties in the presence of four black men.

Here are the top 10 punches (selected by Pulse and I) thrown in the first round. IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.....

Kungfugrip:
“I don't mean to offend you.. but dude your rap's in jell-o shape..
this is murder..Stam's about to wrap the thread in yellow tape”

BST:
“First to the mic is FAZ...man..how to murder this tyke?//
Probably serve him a left cross..give him dessert with the right//”

Kid-A
“you’re a fag emcee, sitting at home chatting in stilettos/
this guy sucks so bad he would lose a battle against his echo/”

envy:
“ur scars get opened bloody. take my battles as notes to study.
herb, i'll hand u the 'L' so quick u'll think we were smoking buddies.”

Phobea
“you're not seein this old cat, im godly with a pen foreal'
there many forms of violence...and you have documents to fill”

Killa
“..another day, another soulja's mourning, you can tell by the sunshine
he was killed in the first bar, so another soulja dies on the frontline”

Pulse
“Fire shots like a pistol, rapid fire to the body’ll gut ya
Faggot, I’ll work your midsection like a Pilates instructor”

TytaNia
“nice bile.. the sickness will pass, i promise.. just not this morning
if you no show i'll understand.. but i'd much rather you bore me.”

Daz
“Whorin this bitch, watch him hit the floor when he quits
you use to border on wack...'till u went & declared war on the shit”

Desenuts
“This rendition's a requiem.. ain't no need to be stressin..
The voters will lift your spirits....... during the funeral procession”



OMGGGG FLAMES

Worst verse of the round has to go to notion79. I just don’t get it, if you’re going to bitch about how your shit is meant for audio and would be so hard in audio, then DON’T FUCKING JOING A FUCKING TEXT TOURNAMENT YOU FAKE CEO YO MAMA PRODUCTIONS FAGGOT.

The second round will prove to be very interesting. There are a lot of even matches that will be tough to decide.

Pulse vs. TytaNia
This one will be interesting. Pulse is on fucking fire right now after breezing through the first round. TytaNia definitely showed she can hold her own in a battle, but will she have enough to take out the cutie from Canada? I predict Pulse will keep the momentum going.

Eight-Trey vs BST
BST just threw down a fucking murderous verse. I got BST being the first to make it to the third round.

Mental Stamina vs. Daz
This is one of those even matches I mentioned earlier. Daz can write some great punches, and Stam can drop some gems too. I really can’t call this one.

Pee Rocks vs. Kungfugrip
Another really close match. Prox has already said he’s pressed for time so that may affect his verse. If Prox has the time I think he just may edge this one out.

Envy vs. Pickles
Envy has been dropping fire. Pickles isn’t weak by any means, but I don’t think he has what it takes to take out a power player.

Catastrophe vs. Killa
Cat seems rusty as all hell. Tourneys aren’t the time to shake off rust, especially when you are matches against Killa. Killa breezes to round three.

Equation vs. Kid-A
Kid-A is no slouch, but Eq has what it takes to drop serious flames. I got Paul Bunyan meeting his match and exiting the tourney this round.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THAT LAST MATCH!?!?!

That’s all Pulse and I have time for. If you’re upset your line didn’t make the top 10, or that I didn’t predict for you to move on, kindly send all hate-mail to notion79 care of STFU WHINING FAGGOT.

Thx. See you in round three.
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