WEEK 1: TOP iLL DRAGSTER vs Allen Knight TOP iLL WINS VIA NS OPEN FOR FEED

UPN Zuch · 10-01-2020, 11:05 PM

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TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO · 10-01-2020, 11:21 PM

Cake

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Allen Knight · 10-02-2020, 06:42 AM

Ok.

TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO · 10-05-2020, 11:01 PM

NBL is crowded, and I don’t mean to be brash
I saved you a seat, got it off your cousin at the scene of the crash
Nobody likes your style, I can’t stress it enough
Showed it to Ouch and he was like “Thsebar s are diprresing as fkk”
I’m a heat maker, you’re required to tag along
Because the last fire stick you put together got you fired from Amazon
Im a shooter, you play games at home on the couch
I roll with a NERF gun too, but mine will make you foam from the mouth
Not original, you’re a carbon copy front and center
Of all people you bit Barc’s style, difference is he does it better
I got a dozen cookin’, fresh lines that’ll crush this woman
Now let’s see how you handlebars off the dome, we know that your cousin couldn’t

Allen Knight · 10-06-2020, 09:51 PM

Will drop in the am.

UPN Zuch · 10-07-2020, 10:17 PM

Allen where you at? @Allen Knight

UPN Zuch · 10-07-2020, 11:19 PM

TOP iLL wins via NS

OPEN FOR FEED

Aero · 10-08-2020, 11:32 AM

Loooool at scene of the crash that's brutal... rest of verse decent.. foam line could've been dope

Orc · 10-08-2020, 01:13 PM

Whole verse was nice

Blue Bayou · 10-08-2020, 01:39 PM

Liked it all except the Amazon / firestick bar just because I've seen a lot of variations of the concept already

Ouch kinda corny but still chuckle worthy

Great start and nice verse

Mac · 10-08-2020, 01:48 PM

NBL is crowded, and I don’t mean to be brash
I saved you a seat, got it off your cousin at the scene of the crash
this is harsh

Nobody likes your style, I can’t stress it enough
Showed it to Ouch and he was like “Thsebar s are diprresing as fkk”
nahh weak

I’m a heat maker, you’re required to tag along
Because the last fire stick you put together got you fired from Amazon
cool but I think i've seen this before

Im a shooter, you play games at home on the couch
I roll with a NERF gun too, but mine will make you foam from the mouth
nice lol

Not original, you’re a carbon copy front and center
Of all people you bit Barc’s style, difference is he does it better
okk

I got a dozen cookin’, fresh lines that’ll crush this woman
Now let’s see how you handlebars off the dome, we know that your cousin couldn’t
lol ok....

cool verse, too bad allen didn't show up

Destroyer · 10-08-2020, 10:47 PM

Opener kills babies
Stupid mean
Top ill too cold for this league, really

Kill Corleone

Ouch · 10-09-2020, 02:44 AM

open was dope.. I love those hard brutal mean ass lines... what I used to be good at and like...

next line... not very good... thanks for mentioning me though and making those ouch is drunk lines being played before other people do it... much respect

amazon fire stick nahh... it just didn't connect and I know its hard to do with a short thing, but nah..

Nerf gun line was straight... i'd love to go back in the day and play nerf guns with people.. but still.. way it was worded and what not... good concept... not hard hitting though.. but still a good idea something i've never head of so, ok

next thing about Barcotic.. I don't know dude, but all you said is he copies his style and Barc does it better... not witty at all... just a random statement.. so thats a blah line

ok and the handle bars and cousin thing must be a personal thing I don't know about that the guy posted about... but obviously the handle bars/handlebars shit has been done a million times starting like 10 years ago... so no...

I'd say your verse certainly wasn't anything special at all.. but since you're facing a no show you win.

evaD · 10-09-2020, 03:26 AM

Crash personals and foam at the mouth were fire

Sharp · 10-09-2020, 12:13 PM

NBL is crowded, and I don’t mean to be brash
I saved you a seat, got it off your cousin at the scene of the crash
damn. That's mean and worded well
Nobody likes your style, I can’t stress it enough
Showed it to Ouch and he was like “Thsebar s are diprresing as fkk”
funny but light
I’m a heat maker, you’re required to tag along
Because the last fire stick you put together got you fired from Amazon
the fire stick double entendre feels more like a 1.5 entendre
Im a shooter, you play games at home on the couch
I roll with a NERF gun too, but mine will make you foam from the mouth
NERF/foam is a sick concept. Cool, but execution wasn't perfect
Not original, you’re a carbon copy front and center
Of all people you bit Barc’s style, difference is he does it better
haven't read an AK verse in a min but I don't remember his style being too much like barc. Also a lil statementy
I got a dozen cookin’, fresh lines that’ll crush this woman
Now let’s see how you handlebars off the dome, we know that your cousin couldn’t
oh shit
Handlebars/handle bars isn't anything crazy but the personal and how relevant off the dome is makes this work well

The cousin personals were highlights. Nerf was sick. No huge misses but the barc bar

10-01-2020, 11:21 PM	#2
TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO I <3 girls an good at sex Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 149 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 132751	Cake 12 __________________ They think I’m dope and I Cedar Point

10-02-2020, 06:42 AM	#3
Allen Knight The Bad Guys. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,166 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899398	Ok. __________________ C.O.B

10-05-2020, 11:01 PM	#4
TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO I <3 girls an good at sex Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 149 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 132751	NBL is crowded, and I don’t mean to be brash I saved you a seat, got it off your cousin at the scene of the crash Nobody likes your style, I can’t stress it enough Showed it to Ouch and he was like “Thsebar s are diprresing as fkk” I’m a heat maker, you’re required to tag along Because the last fire stick you put together got you fired from Amazon Im a shooter, you play games at home on the couch I roll with a NERF gun too, but mine will make you foam from the mouth Not original, you’re a carbon copy front and center Of all people you bit Barc’s style, difference is he does it better I got a dozen cookin’, fresh lines that’ll crush this woman Now let’s see how you handlebars off the dome, we know that your cousin couldn’t __________________ They think I’m dope and I Cedar Point

10-06-2020, 09:51 PM	#5
Allen Knight The Bad Guys. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,166 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899398	Will drop in the am. __________________ C.O.B

10-08-2020, 11:32 AM	#8
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,825 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	Loooool at scene of the crash that's brutal... rest of verse decent.. foam line could've been dope __________________ Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.

10-08-2020, 01:13 PM	#9
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,165 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899390	Whole verse was nice

10-08-2020, 01:39 PM	#10
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	Liked it all except the Amazon / firestick bar just because I've seen a lot of variations of the concept already Ouch kinda corny but still chuckle worthy Great start and nice verse

10-08-2020, 01:48 PM	#11
Mac Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 480 Battle Record: 7-12 Rep Power: 1856619	NBL is crowded, and I don’t mean to be brash I saved you a seat, got it off your cousin at the scene of the crash this is harsh Nobody likes your style, I can’t stress it enough Showed it to Ouch and he was like “Thsebar s are diprresing as fkk” nahh weak I’m a heat maker, you’re required to tag along Because the last fire stick you put together got you fired from Amazon cool but I think i've seen this before Im a shooter, you play games at home on the couch I roll with a NERF gun too, but mine will make you foam from the mouth nice lol Not original, you’re a carbon copy front and center Of all people you bit Barc’s style, difference is he does it better okk I got a dozen cookin’, fresh lines that’ll crush this woman Now let’s see how you handlebars off the dome, we know that your cousin couldn’t lol ok.... cool verse, too bad allen didn't show up

10-09-2020, 02:44 AM	#13
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,684 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052252	open was dope.. I love those hard brutal mean ass lines... what I used to be good at and like... next line... not very good... thanks for mentioning me though and making those ouch is drunk lines being played before other people do it... much respect amazon fire stick nahh... it just didn't connect and I know its hard to do with a short thing, but nah.. Nerf gun line was straight... i'd love to go back in the day and play nerf guns with people.. but still.. way it was worded and what not... good concept... not hard hitting though.. but still a good idea something i've never head of so, ok next thing about Barcotic.. I don't know dude, but all you said is he copies his style and Barc does it better... not witty at all... just a random statement.. so thats a blah line ok and the handle bars and cousin thing must be a personal thing I don't know about that the guy posted about... but obviously the handle bars/handlebars shit has been done a million times starting like 10 years ago... so no... I'd say your verse certainly wasn't anything special at all.. but since you're facing a no show you win. __________________ I just figured out how to change this.

10-09-2020, 03:26 AM	#14
evaD Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 697 Battle Record: 19-10 Champed - BA Show And Prove - Summer Classic XI Rep Power: 4156644	Crash personals and foam at the mouth were fire __________________