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Default Finals: Roast of Burden - winner gets $25

David Lama
April 21st, 2009, 01:00 AM

Roast of Burden
winner gets $25



Everyone must diss THIS guy and this guy only!

http://file040b.bebo.com/11/large/20...392666758l.jpg


you dont have to diss his pic. in fact please dont make this a bunch of pic disses. diss him about everything. whatever you want to diss him about

here's a little ammo

http://netcees.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37289

that's all you get from me

besides him being ..Hades on RapWorlds, Osiris on illesty and burd or burden everywhere else

Participants
EVERYONE, yes even you!

ONLY Drop 12 lines

no more, no less. any verses under or over 12 lines will be ignored.
You can ONLY drop once. Dropping more than once = DQ.

..General Rules..
Once you drop, you can edit your verse.
Only until someone else drops. After someone drops after you
You wont be able to edit anymore. Editing after someone drops
= DQ. You must diss the person I have asked you to diss for
The roast. Everyone disses the same person. Try to be creative
And have fun.



note to burden. im just doing this to finish an unfinished tourney. the subject is dead to me already. i mean we already talked about this. this is just another roast to me.

[HR][/HR]e.r.
April 21st, 2009, 04:18 PM

e.r. is here...

yo..this kid is a failure..and ANY crew he in
fucka burd who cant fly..ill have him stuck to the ground like a penguin
u so damn hopeless..why would anyone quote it?
u can drop a diss.. and we'll find someone from bboys who wrote it
you get hit here man.. theres really no debating
Bam, Hawk, Sheckler....
you flip so much u belong in this list for pro skating
dont be surprised when u getting no votes dude
but HEY dont be sad..David Llama is always gonna end up quoting you
fuck this fool real talk..Burd i could zoom through
his flippin styles failed like Burdman Jr w/ his rock and autotune too
like wat goes through ya head..man you'a fake
looking at punch archives..trying to make a punch dope from '98

[HR][/HR].HotDogVendorMan.
April 21st, 2009, 05:40 PM

^ ..what he said...

...plus..

Burdens no gangster, so tryna catch a blink of thats hard,
Looking like Harry Potter & The Goblet of Homosexual Drinks at the Bar.
& this clowns fashion style never got the ladies gettin crazy,
Watch got an elastic band that stretches all the way back into the 80's.
I know its a roast, but either way you'd never punish me with wit,
I know right from wrong, but did you know its wrong you write other peoples shit?
You lost credibility, flipping or not we still see it as a flop,
so if Burd fattened his resume he mustv added 'Lost to Deon' at the top.
I'm clear exciting, it's been a while but he still fears the writing,
Aint hit a party since December, BYOB just means Burdens Year of Biting.
No bang for your buck, ya talent sucks, just forget it guy, scram,
Some1 explain how taking out a Shark's only worth about 25 clams?!?!??!

all in fun

[HR][/HR]The Commisioner
April 21st, 2009, 06:20 PM

http://netcees.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37289

you've been stealing from many, don't make me unholster my semi
no one'll care bout 'birdshot, his story's got enough holes in it all ready
you're a sore and a leech, worst than any whore on the streets
and ya text cred so low battling burden is more a relief
can't escape history son, i'll leave ya cooked in an instant
sure you got sonned by lama but your mom don't look any different
you're nothing more than a dick dabbler- full blown a bitch battler
been stretching the truth for so long your hymen will keep ripping after ya
you got no integrity son, must have known that your text'd fail
but those flips soo tasteless your grocery won't sell the pretzels
kid don't get dates his face's homely and his texting fate's lowly
so pathetic his whole career melted down to that second-place trophy

[HR][/HR]Joe Metts
April 21st, 2009, 09:06 PM

Back.


Peep it son. u need brush more or see a dentist. please, either one
this nigga got the only breath that a straw needs a breather from
now he wondering where his drink went. it put no hope in his pride
when his homie had to tell him the straw puked most it over the side
and on the real i heard this gay is a weasel and wimp
world's biggest pimp cup w/ the guy furthest away from being a pimp
maybe joey is dumb but where the hoes at because i'm noticing none
forget the last line. thats not a pimp cup, it's the trophy he won
but don't be a bum. if you work hard you'll get better wit time
trust me. i would have the same expression if your reflection was mine
but seriously, stop biting and get your fucking rhymes prepared
just look ahead cause i promise you wont find any lines in there

[HR][/HR]Hush
April 22nd, 2009, 10:54 AM

yowzers

got caught biting, so elevation was the name of the mission
most creative lines u eva wrote
.......................were the explanations for flipping
funny niggas ALMOST respected u last weekend
how u using legends lines..n STILL like half decent
look at his face, of course ima give em a hard time
bet even the brows over his eyes are checking the archives
pimply lame, how u gonna bounce back from this dude?
its gonna take a coverup that could fix them skin issues
cup half full or half empty? thats a small difference
we know you got unlimited refills when ITS ALL BITTEN
so BURDS A FUCKING FAGGOT, A FUCKING FAGGOT BURDEN
figured I'd say it in a way he's accustomed n change the wording

[HR][/HR]properHops
April 22nd, 2009, 12:39 PM

why the long face? cuz u got caught n ya done playa?
u should still be stoked to win first prize at the Autism Fundraiser
oh nvm, i know why ya stuff is mopey
that dude behind u just One Guy One Cup'd ur trophy
if u readin this , you should just stop nigga
cuz peepin my verse'll put ya into Flipmode like Rah Digga
i got lines for days, stamina that make the stars cry
this mafucka gets burnt out just scrollin thru the archives
fuck ya moms n shit, all whores get severed
one look at this pic an they took the phrase 'geeked up' outta sports forever
what the fuck u wearin, guy? u started buzzin?
heres some hair advice: u look like Baron Mynds retarded cousin

[HR][/HR]C. Gaffle
April 22nd, 2009, 04:48 PM

been away for a while,


Flipped and bit, with no mediocre or aight couplets
Halberd?
We gave u the axe...n u still couldn't quite cut it
& u were spoon fed material, chiming in like ya tough
im puttin Bird on a rice n water diet...so he'll finally blowup
Punk, tryna pussyfoot n laugh with da vets
this biter went by the book
Now i'll bring close to this painful chapter in text
so stop it herb, theres nowhere to toss or turn away ya flips
now we'll be mocking burd droppings fo sho...cuz they always shit
& we aint cut from same cloth cat
waitin for the fashion police to storm buildin
...beat u n' take ur grandpas watch back
Dunno bout that shirt either,I know ur taste aint mackin
cud tell dressins fly by night Burd...with those whack migration patterns

somethin quick

[HR][/HR]Thorne
April 22nd, 2009, 05:44 PM

burds past history of biting leaves me under astounded
i thought textin' for $25 was dumb
..till i realized that amount could cover your outfit
a pale whitee rockin blue tops we'd can tell ur a fag
one shot would have this nigga lookin like the american flag
maddened? dude next to him spiked his goblet n laughin'
it was the first punch burd seen that didn't become part of his palette
lama pulled your card and u tried to play it all off as tripe
then wrote a breakdown.. on how all the concepts were 'almost alike'?
fuck that, ur lame with ya writtens that were basically bitten
now nobody has respect for u,
..well i guess nothings changed to begin with

[HR][/HR]kungfugrip
April 22nd, 2009, 11:07 PM

nice haircut.

dawg ur barber wasn't even partly sober
look like he cut ur bangs in one stroke as he was falling over
& this goofy fuck won't last with the veterans long
no wonder the 'Ugly dude with Gelled bangs & a gay shirt' trend never caught on
skinny ass faggot, ur frame is upsettin
this Burden so light, a priest would laugh in my face at confession
nice trophy. it kinda looks like it's mines
or butler's. or Fracture's. you just in there lookin for lines
nice shirt homo. that shit got u shamed for good
i hope ur ride home involves car problems & a Blood neighbourhood
& with a pizzaface like that, why u even trying man
ur face look like u got handcuffed backwards & the key was in a frying pan




SPECIAL TEAMZ

[HR][/HR]Frank Metts
April 23rd, 2009, 02:40 AM

http://file040b.bebo.com/11/large/20...392666758l.jpg


i havent seen a burd roasted this bad since Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation

whos he goin to bite next..


....to increase his fame, at the least its lame
hold up .... i think goblet of fire bout to release some names
i was like u 2? who bites then runs, this mono e mono dun
now imma forever be known as the dude that killed Bonos son
this G's mad, trying to hides those ears soo we couldnt see fag
that those things are rocking drums will ferrell wouldnt tea bag
u get pussy? 1st youd die bro, ud never get 1 on my hoes
if somethin's checkin u out.. its the money u could of saved with geico
your fucking barber must'a went clip happy, the shits sad, see
its ironic i get the concept for yah hair style but it was flipped badly
u praying for that tomorrow light, already know u the borrow type
and whats with the snorkle?? you cant even drown your sorrows right

[HR][/HR]David Lama
April 25th, 2009, 04:58 PM

ok vote up people

no more verses

voting is now open.. chose your top 3 in order...

[HR][/HR].HotDogVendorMan.
April 26th, 2009, 11:11 AM

Damn I liked 4 of them

lemme narrow it down best I can

hush


got caught biting, so elevation was the name of the mission
most creative lines u eva wrote
.......................were the explanations for flipping
cup half full or half empty? thats a small difference
we know you got unlimited refills when ITS ALL BITTEN
so BURDS A FUCKING FAGGOT, A FUCKING FAGGOT BURDEN
figured I'd say it in a way he's accustomed n change the wording

proper

why the long face? cuz u got caught n ya done playa?
u should still be stoked to win first prize at the Autism Fundraiser
oh nvm, i know why ya stuff is mopey
that dude behind u just One Guy One Cup'd ur trophy
if u readin this , you should just stop nigga
cuz peepin my verse'll put ya into Flipmode like Rah Digga
i got lines for days, stamina that make the stars cry
this mafucka gets burnt out just scrollin thru the archives


kung

skinny ass faggot, ur frame is upsettin
this Burden so light, a priest would laugh in my face at confession
nice trophy. it kinda looks like it's mines
or butler's. or Fracture's. you just in there lookin for lines
nice shirt homo. that shit got u shamed for good
i hope ur ride home involves car problems & a Blood neighbourhood

franky

....to increase his fame, at the least its lame
hold up .... i think goblet of fire bout to release some names
u get pussy? 1st youd die bro, ud never get 1 on my hoes
if somethin's checkin u out.. its the money u could of saved with geico
your fucking barber must'a went clip happy, the shits sad, see
its ironic i get the concept for yah hair style but it was flipped badly
u praying for that tomorrow light, already know u the borrow type
and whats with the snorkle?? you cant even drown your sorrows right

ok so as it stands

1.properhops
2.frank/kung..kungs 3 were crisp, franks 4 were coo but definetly needed work on the wording
3.hush

lama thats best i can do

[HR][/HR]Hush
April 26th, 2009, 11:36 PM

everybody was funny

1 kung
2 deon
3 frank

[HR][/HR]Killz
April 26th, 2009, 11:52 PM

1 hush
2 kung
3 hops

hush was fire

[HR][/HR]ParaD0x
April 28th, 2009, 09:21 PM

1. kungfugrip
2. hush
3. properhops

& this goofy fuck won't last with the veterans long
no wonder the 'Ugly dude with Gelled bangs & a gay shirt' trend never caught on
skinny ass faggot, ur frame is upsettin
this Burden so light, a priest would laugh in my face at confession
nice trophy. it kinda looks like it's mines
or butler's. or Fracture's. you just in there lookin for lines
nice shirt homo. that shit got u shamed for good
i hope ur ride home involves car problems & a Blood neighbourhood
& with a pizzaface like that, why u even trying man
ur face look like u got handcuffed backwards & the key was in a frying pan


vs

why the long face? cuz u got caught n ya done playa?
u should still be stoked to win first prize at the Autism Fundraiser
if u readin this , you should just stop nigga
cuz peepin my verse'll put ya into Flipmode like Rah Digga
i got lines for days, stamina that make the stars cry
this mafucka gets burnt out just scrollin thru the archives
what the fuck u wearin, guy? u started buzzin?
heres some hair advice: u look like Baron Mynds retarded cousin




got caught biting, so elevation was the name of the mission
most creative lines u eva wrote
.......................were the explanations for flipping
pimply lame, how u gonna bounce back from this dude?
its gonna take a coverup that could fix them skin issues
cup half full or half empty? thats a small difference
we know you got unlimited refills when ITS ALL BITTEN
so BURDS A FUCKING FAGGOT, A FUCKING FAGGOT BURDEN
figured I'd say it in a way he's accustomed n change the wording

[HR][/HR]properHops
May 1st, 2009, 02:18 PM

kung
hush
thorne

honorable mention to franks hair concept line

[HR][/HR]David Lama
May 2nd, 2009, 04:27 PM

kung had crispy wording on this. it was smooth as hell. you got the feeling he wasnt trying at all when reading his verse since his verse came off effortless. which is what made some of his lines hit even harder. he didnt really have anything amazing but as a whole he did have the harder hitting and best put together verse out of all the ones that were dropped in this roast of burden. hush and hops werent that far behind kung in this one.. both of those dudes came with some funny and hard lines.. i just feel like kung edged it in the wording category. frank came in fourth to me due to having a couple of lines i didnt like but he started out his verse with some bangers. just lost the heat after a few lines.. kung gets it.. hops and hush get a 2nd place tie and frank gets a third place or fourth place.. uh you know what i mean..

[HR][/HR]David Lama
May 2nd, 2009, 04:28 PM

kungfugrip wins the roast of burden

and wins the $25
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