THE ROAST OF CLAYTON HAGGARD AKA MALCOLM TECHS - Page 4

El Muffin · 11-20-2014, 01:51 AM

i bet u ole girl cud snatch a apple outta a bucket of water on some cobra like shit niggas

topkek · 11-20-2014, 02:23 AM

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-20-2014, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff

i bet u ole girl cud snatch a apple outta a bucket of water on some cobra like shit niggas

He could use those apples

topkek · 11-20-2014, 02:29 AM

@iBeenWavy on Twitter

kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics

spoiler: has no girl

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-20-2014, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topkek

@iBeenWavy on Twitter

kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics

spoiler: has no girl

trying to change his brain waves to not a faggot with that remote

channel blocked

E Tha Real · 11-20-2014, 02:45 AM

Love the sweater your mom knitted, gives you a nice mid-drift.

YDK · 11-20-2014, 04:01 AM

This faggot has one good eye...and 57 lazy eyes scattered across his face

This bitch don't get hair cuts, he just pops the puss outta all the infected hairs and it shrinks an inch over night

Hows this dyke got the face of an overweight infant with baby acne but got the fashion sense of Perez Hilton meets the rapist version bill Cosby?

Seriously I hope this bitch has the mental strength of junior seau 2 minutes pre suicide you fat worthless cunt

I can't even express how much I wanna punch you in the face, with a shovel, the square kind, with dried concrete on it just in the hopes it mashes your face to a near human replication

Kill yourself faggot that 40k you getting ain't gonna be enough to buy a personality self esteem pro active and a therapist. Just give it up

YDK · 11-20-2014, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topkek

Looking like your grandmothers wife (yes wife of your grandmother its obvious dyke is in your blood) sewed your baby blanket as pockets on a hoody so you can rub an caress to build your confidence while taking pictures for your blacksinglesmeet profile

YDK · 11-20-2014, 04:05 AM

Can't even go Ham on this fat fuck in fear that he'll eat the thread smfh

YDK · 11-20-2014, 04:08 AM

Quadruple post an I'm trying NOT to insult this fuckin idiot

Seriously,

You make Scott akers look like an acceptable choice for a human being. You're fucking pathetic

Witty · 11-20-2014, 06:58 AM

It is moments such as these when Netcees is truly a community.

I feel all warm and gooey inside.

Batty · 11-20-2014, 08:14 AM

This wigga lookin like Eeorye with no ears

Lookin like Paul Bart's daughter with a John Cena cut

This nigga snorkels in cake batter

Lookin like Snuffalupagus with Down Syndrome

Lookin like a pregnant lesbian manatee

Old McKids hoodie wearing ass

Lookin like fetal alcohol Jimmy Kimmel

Lookin like he been kissing strawberries and shit

This nigga lookin like he got ice cream depression

Lookin like all his clothes were made from Sega Genesis graphics

Lookin like Modok from X-Men but with the face of Ross the Gay Intern from Late Night

Lookin like his bacne had a Roman candle war with his acne,...who ever wins, we lose

Lookin like he's always posing for a profile pic on depressedchubbylesboscissor.com

Lookin like Kid Icarus with type 2 diabetes and the fashion sense of a rapping kid in the Black or White video

Look like an extra in an early 90's after school documentary on alternative lifestyles and depression

Part time taste tester at Left Twix Factory but lookin for full time work

anime_boners · 11-20-2014, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topkek

ROFLZZZ

completely deaded at leopard print pocket w/ matching under slip

this nigga is a plus sized lesbian model for Ecko, Southpole, Fubu and all other formerly urban brands, now found at JC Penny.

Strikta · 11-20-2014, 09:16 AM

Hdhdudud huh isiag dc cueur uhh hcxhxbxhxhxhhddghdjsjjajajjckkckhcb f2f br

veritas · 11-20-2014, 09:21 AM

Dead at part time lefttwix.

This girl looking like an extra from orange is the new black

anime_boners · 11-20-2014, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topkek

@iBeenWavy on Twitter

nm, just thinkin' bout my 3rd lunch, u?

nigga face got so many holes in it, it look like a mosaic

Hush · 11-20-2014, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners

ROFLZZZ

completely deaded at leopard print pocket w/ matching under slip

this nigga is a plus sized lesbian model for Ecko, Southpole, Fubu and all other formerly urban brands, now found at JC Penny.

Sweater hot tho

anime_boners · 11-20-2014, 09:34 AM

you trolling or srs?

I mean we all got our tastes but I can't fuck w/ animal print in like 99% of cases

Diode · 11-20-2014, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

trying to change his brain waves to not a faggot with that remote

channel blocked

lold

Batty · 11-20-2014, 09:53 AM

This nigga lookin like he wore that shirt on porpoise

Lookin like he went to Super Cuts, threw down 7 bucks and said give me the Charlie Brown.

Lookin like beast mode princess Fiona went GI Jane.

This nigga got mathlete's foot

Lookin like Corky from Life Goes On finished 2nd in a Paul Wall contest

Lookin like his lips been dipped in female gremlin estrogen

This nigga Makin faces like he farted in bubble bath water

This nigga 's hoodie got a built-in Betty Rubble skirt

This nigga lookin like he smokes potpourri with rogue members of the debate club at junior high school

This looks like Tyler Black's 4th grade revolt stage

This nigga lookin like he free bases peanut butter out of Reeses and then shoots up the chocolate

Ol psyduck lips as nigga

Lookin like he tried to spike the punch at a Boy Scout meeting with Fresca ass nigga

Lookin like Rusev 's grade school selfies

Face looking like female Swamp Thing vaginal

House lookin like a gay British pub that somebody tried to putty the gloryhole shut with Activia

Lookin like the dad from Still Standing mixed with Roseanne Bar's enema leavings

Ol depressed Care Bear face ass nigga

11-20-2014, 01:51 AM	#61
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	i bet u ole girl cud snatch a apple outta a bucket of water on some cobra like shit niggas __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

11-20-2014, 04:01 AM	#67
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,564 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181109	This faggot has one good eye...and 57 lazy eyes scattered across his face This bitch don't get hair cuts, he just pops the puss outta all the infected hairs and it shrinks an inch over night Hows this dyke got the face of an overweight infant with baby acne but got the fashion sense of Perez Hilton meets the rapist version bill Cosby? Seriously I hope this bitch has the mental strength of junior seau 2 minutes pre suicide you fat worthless cunt I can't even express how much I wanna punch you in the face, with a shovel, the square kind, with dried concrete on it just in the hopes it mashes your face to a near human replication Kill yourself faggot that 40k you getting ain't gonna be enough to buy a personality self esteem pro active and a therapist. Just give it up __________________

11-20-2014, 04:05 AM	#69
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,564 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181109	Can't even go Ham on this fat fuck in fear that he'll eat the thread smfh __________________

11-20-2014, 04:08 AM	#70
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,564 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181109	Quadruple post an I'm trying NOT to insult this fuckin idiot Seriously, You make Scott akers look like an acceptable choice for a human being. You're fucking pathetic __________________

11-20-2014, 06:58 AM	#71
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	It is moments such as these when Netcees is truly a community. I feel all warm and gooey inside. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-20-2014, 02:23 AM	#62
topkek Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 2808400

11-20-2014, 02:29 AM	#64
topkek Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 2808400	@iBeenWavy on Twitter kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics spoiler: has no girl

11-20-2014, 02:45 AM	#66
E Tha Real yes really Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: NC Posts: 362 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 6054892	Love the sweater your mom knitted, gives you a nice mid-drift.

11-20-2014, 08:14 AM	#72
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	This wigga lookin like Eeorye with no ears Lookin like Paul Bart's daughter with a John Cena cut This nigga snorkels in cake batter Lookin like Snuffalupagus with Down Syndrome Lookin like a pregnant lesbian manatee Old McKids hoodie wearing ass Lookin like fetal alcohol Jimmy Kimmel Lookin like he been kissing strawberries and shit This nigga lookin like he got ice cream depression Lookin like all his clothes were made from Sega Genesis graphics Lookin like Modok from X-Men but with the face of Ross the Gay Intern from Late Night Lookin like his bacne had a Roman candle war with his acne,...who ever wins, we lose Lookin like he's always posing for a profile pic on depressedchubbylesboscissor.com Lookin like Kid Icarus with type 2 diabetes and the fashion sense of a rapping kid in the Black or White video Look like an extra in an early 90's after school documentary on alternative lifestyles and depression Part time taste tester at Left Twix Factory but lookin for full time work

11-20-2014, 09:16 AM	#74
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Hdhdudud huh isiag dc cueur uhh hcxhxbxhxhxhhddghdjsjjajajjckkckhcb f2f br

11-20-2014, 09:34 AM	#78
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,085 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899386	you trolling or srs? I mean we all got our tastes but I can't fuck w/ animal print in like 99% of cases __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

11-20-2014, 09:53 AM	#80
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	This nigga lookin like he wore that shirt on porpoise Lookin like he went to Super Cuts, threw down 7 bucks and said give me the Charlie Brown. Lookin like beast mode princess Fiona went GI Jane. This nigga got mathlete's foot Lookin like Corky from Life Goes On finished 2nd in a Paul Wall contest Lookin like his lips been dipped in female gremlin estrogen This nigga Makin faces like he farted in bubble bath water This nigga 's hoodie got a built-in Betty Rubble skirt This nigga lookin like he smokes potpourri with rogue members of the debate club at junior high school This looks like Tyler Black's 4th grade revolt stage This nigga lookin like he free bases peanut butter out of Reeses and then shoots up the chocolate Ol psyduck lips as nigga Lookin like he tried to spike the punch at a Boy Scout meeting with Fresca ass nigga Lookin like Rusev 's grade school selfies Face looking like female Swamp Thing vaginal House lookin like a gay British pub that somebody tried to putty the gloryhole shut with Activia Lookin like the dad from Still Standing mixed with Roseanne Bar's enema leavings Ol depressed Care Bear face ass nigga