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Old 07-09-2020, 08:01 AM   #1
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Old 07-09-2020, 08:52 AM   #2
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Old 07-14-2020, 12:11 PM   #3
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Out of everybodys rhymes you wanna school D's? Fool please.
I Sun 2 seeds and turn 'em to 2 trees.
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Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair
You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me
You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars
And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard
No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?
Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me?
You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly
DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself
The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph
Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it
For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless
She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence
This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal
I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid
I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement
You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona
You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap
Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch
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Old 07-14-2020, 05:51 PM   #4
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”My prose is WOW, call me Colin Powell
Cause I put one in the chamber, give you a look that’s cold, then POW” - Rudge1
We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter:
The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara
This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on
Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us
Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up
& you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms
You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm
You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose
Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile
Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils
Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler
A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia
You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze
Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me
I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji
My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick
But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch
Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang


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Old 07-14-2020, 07:33 PM   #5
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Ok I got nowhere near me, sex offender registry, made man and curbside pickup

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Wall accent, crowning achievement, nostrils, long nose, and zucchini

This was a close and fire battle and as much as I want to make Zuchie mine, neigh got him here with one more quotable
Nobody better read my vote before voting FAGGOTS

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Old 07-15-2020, 04:29 PM   #6
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Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair
Lol nice current punch
You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me
Nice nameplay
You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars
And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard
Nice although slightly awkward wording
No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?
lol fire
Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me?
You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly
Decent personal
DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself
The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph
Decent
Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it
dont get the ref here tbh
For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless
She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence
Period could be considered played af but it’s flipped nicely
This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal
Lmao fire
I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid
I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement
Same as the period bar here. I loled
You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona
Nice
You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap
Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch
Lol

Wayfair
Nowhere near
Red dot
Curbside pickup
Made man


We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter:
The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara
Lmao great opener
This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on
Lol
Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us
Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up
had to google but clever
& you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms
You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm
Doesn’t make sense to my definition?
You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose
Lol nice
Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile
Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils
Lol.. dumb but I like it
Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler
Ok
A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia
Lol is zuch girl Russian? If so this is dope if not it’s just ok
You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze
Dope
Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me
I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji
Don’t like this
My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick
But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch
Ok
Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang
Lol nice

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Crowning achievements
Fantasy pick
Long nose
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This is too tight to call, both even on highlights. Neigh has a couple more I wasn’t feeling, zuch only had the bags one I wasn’t into. Same cloth bar was also kinda up there as well. If I have to pick I’ll go with zuch just for being consistently funny throughout. Props to both for this though. A pair of beautiful humans.

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Old 07-15-2020, 06:10 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by Zuchiefiasco View Post
Out of everybodys rhymes you wanna school D's? Fool please.
I Sun 2 seeds and turn 'em to 2 trees.
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Sorry


Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair
nice,. good setup. I love when ppl set it up relevant to the punch
You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me
that's hot
You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars
And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard
I like this
No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?
clean, but not exactkly fresh
Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me?
You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly
cool
DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself
The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph
not really. Maybe I Seen too many zelph lip flips
Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it
eh, don't like the references being so bunched up. repetition is bad in battles imo
For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless
She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence
fire
This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal
lmao silly funny
I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid
I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement
WILSON!! seen these flips but prolly not this good
You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona
nice
You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap
Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch
really good flip, but concept feels dated
Quote:
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Zuch aka Zuchie aka The Polish Prince




We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter:
The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara
is rudge a makeup brand ?I googled it, mascara came up. cool. I guess. I hate having to google. but I didn't wana quote this without doing my hw
This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on
this is realllly dope
Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us
Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up
im not googling this, but u telegraph it enough that I can get what ur saying, Ill leave the fact checking to others
& you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms
You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm
what
You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose
lol
Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile
Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils
ok sorta kinda . don't love it
Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler
lol fire. maybe lotb. Is this played on upn? prolly iunno this hit for me
A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia
cool
You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze
ok cool
Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me
I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji
nice. this is a good section
My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick
But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch
wording seems off here
Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang
ok


24

fire

hella quotables

this was impressive


I got Neigh but I enjoyed this read. makes me want to vote more


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Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair
^ haha nice current event flip say somebody do one last week but wasn't as clean

You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me
^ surprised this hasn't been done to death lol cool bar

You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars
And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard
^ liked this

No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?
^ lmao cool

Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me?
You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly
^ dope

DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself
The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph
^ alright cool

Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit
^ first real slip up here in my eyes just don't get what bags has to do with this

For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless
She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence
^ ehhh okay kinda generic

This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal
^ hahaha cool

I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid
I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement
^ cool stuff

You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona
^ nice

You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap
Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch
^ lmao cool but not closer worthy imo

Neigh:
We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter:
The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara
^ cool idk who rudge 1 is still lol

This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on
^ damn that's fire

Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us
Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up
^ this was cool wp but simple ish

& you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms
You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm
^ NICE okay

You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose
^ dopeee

Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile
Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils
^ nah didn't feel this

Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler
^ decent

A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia
^ damn bro lol

You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze
^ okayyy

Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me
I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji
^ another heater

My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick
But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch
^ ehh okay

Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang
^ lmao terrible mental pic but cool bar

Man this was a dope battle and neither had many misses but I'd lean towards Neigh because he had HAYMAKER after haymaker and barely slipped this was dope and worthy of a finals match great job guys

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I Sun 2 seeds and turn 'em to 2 trees.
Rudge1


Sorry


Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair
Decent opener

You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me
Simple.. still pretty cool
You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars
And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard
Cool
No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?
Cool
Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me?
You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly
Ehhh it’s ok... just feel like I’ve seen a lot of answer nameflips and kinda an obscure thing to focus on
DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself
The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph lol ok
Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it
I’m missing this
For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless
She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence
It’s alright
This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal
Not sure Siegel and legal rhyme for me but idea is fire
I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid
I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement
Dope
You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona
It’s ok
You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap
Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch
Lol it’s a decent closer
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Zuch aka Zuchie aka The Polish Prince


We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter:
The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara
Lol solid
This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on
Dope
Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us
Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up
Decent
& you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms
You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm
This alright..
You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose
fire
Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile
Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils
Nose jokes again but i don’t care, fire
Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler
Dope
A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia
Lol cool
You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze
Another nose joke this time not so hot
Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me
I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji
Dope
My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick
But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch
Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbangehhh it’s underwhelming

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So tough to vote on. Both verses dope and this could go either way. I just gotta go off Who’s heat I preferred so my vote goes to Neigh
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Imma gonna go off the misses..
Okay Zuch first..
People arent liking the'same cloth' bar becoz of wording
you shouldnt have used 'and' twice in the punch, but other than than that its dope.
Then next its the cornhole/bags bar
Which I think is dope, they just not getting that if your smashing a chick your
ballbagz gonna be hittin her cornhole, I get it, Zuchs shits a bit rude..its great.
Other than that.. I thought a few bars were a tad played.. the period and the home improv.. but they had good flips/wording.
OK Neigh
The first one thats not goin down is the silent alarm..but that works fine, it still rings even if it dont make a sound.
The eggplant emoji is again fine as a nameplay, but not solid imho otherwise,

I give this battle to Zuch, I think they were both fine in disses, but it came down to me in wording and rhymes...some of neighs dont rhyme as well for me, as in you can bend them to rhyme but its not natural...
pipes blast off..price tag on.
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You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me
No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?
Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it
This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal
You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona




This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on
Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler
A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia
You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze



Good shit. Fire battle. I was feeling most of both verses tbh. Quotes don't do it justice, more for my vote

I thought Zuch was more consistent but Neighbor had my favorite bar (Wayfair) which makes Zuch's wayfair bar hit less on the second read

I'm gonna have to come back to it for a third read l8r sk8rs

EDIT: third read

Thought Zuch verse was more effective with the consistency. Fire from both though. Great reads. Can't remember the last time I read a 24 like battle 3 times.

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Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair
LOL i think this is a cool take on the concept... not overly 'hard' but funny .. cool open

You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me

dooope. fresh to me and i love the subtle delivery, good np

You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars
And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard

'same cloth' was a good way to deliver this.. good personal with the HOF angle plus good swag

No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?

lol good neighbor nameplay

Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me?
You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly

pretty basic here but the wording is done well to make it hit.. coo personal overall

DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself
The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph

lol like the swag in the setup, but the punch is a no for me.. zelph/lip ideas i feel can only be done against him directly cuz they're so overdone... have to be pretty creative for me to like them so this is a miss

Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit

nutsacks haha, pretty cool original idea that was funny... dig it

For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless
She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence

hahaha period/punctuation punches have been done a lot over the years but this is a great flip imo... dont let the period stop you is jokes

This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal

lol made man, cheeky

I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid
I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement

man, Mr. Wilson or whatever his name is angles have been done a lot but again cool flip here... good subtle wordplay that was worded to hit

You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona

lol again, funny concpet

You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap
Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch

ehhh, kindy funny but for some reason this one's a bit on the corny side for me... decent close


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We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter:
The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara

ehhh, the multi/setup is a stretch for me.. this is okay


This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on

lol nice. neigh a killer with the 'wall' bars haha.. well done wayfair bar much diff then his.. prob prefer your attack line

Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us
Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up

had to loookup tbh but ya cool wordplay that is done well, good personal tie with the crew shit.. good bar

& you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms
You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm

dye pack with the cash bag ref was cool... ring from the waist / silent alarm coolish.... dece gunbar and angle

You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose

lmaooo, this is fire. dope concept

Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile
Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils

lol i appreciate the attempt with his football/FB stuff, but 'fantasy pick' and the fist thing just comes across corny af to me for some reason.. not feeling this one

Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler

Pretty cool, good hit and personal ref

A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia

niiice....Cash did the 'open a tab' concept sure but this was a funny flip that was well executed

You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze

long nose gun/face refs are pretty played but mannn this was pretty funny lol.. this was worded very well which makes me still like it even tho its a long nose gun bar

Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me
I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji

lol veryyy clever and funny way to deliver this... props but i dunno, key knees? i guess you can refer to something as a 'key strike' in a fight... i thought this was a reach at first to make the NP but in hindsight i think it plays... cool bar

My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick
But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch

Ehhh, this is cool but i feel like ive seen better Lyft bars... the 'diamond' status flip was coolish i suppose, but again it just feels underwhelming having seen the wp before... perhaps im missing a hard personal but i dont think Zuch is a lyft driver

Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang

haha i have a postmates concept, this was jokes and again delivered well...funny personal



Yeah really solid battle boys. Fun read props to both for making the Finals.

Fuckkkkk this is tough... I read it twice before voting and tbh i had Zuch winning but i'm not so sure now... in really breaking it down Neigh was actually very consistent as well...Ughh, guys this is honestly so fucking close... I still feel like Zuch was a tad more consistent overall but Neighs haymakers are probably better

I can easily see either of you winning this... My gut says Zuch edged this with a bit more consistency as i think he had 2 misses to Neighs 3 or 4 and i his "misses" were slightly more enjoyable to me... Sucks someone has to lose this as you both dropped impressive 24's and matched each other with comedy and personals very well


Gun to my head i vote Zuch.... love you both
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Zoooooooooooch:

Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair
You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me
No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?
Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it
This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal
You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona

NeighNeigh:

This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on
You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose
Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler
Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang

I'm going with Zuch here, but one thing I'll give Neigh, is his verse read a lot harsher. The wording really kicks up the impact of the lines I quoted above. I also liked the gangbang line because my penis is indeed 6 inches, points for accuracy. But Zuch just had more I was feeling. Neigh lost this on consistency, if anything.

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climate change bullshit

Sorry

same

Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair

because shes a cabinet....ohhhhhh cuz she takes cabs DON DEMARCO

……..upon further research I see there is some weird child trafficking thing in the news about wayfair……. this was actually fire LOL.

You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me

I thought u lived in the city lol

You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars
And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard

this was cool

No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?

good

Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me?
You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly

light

DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself
The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph

true...this was ok

Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it

actually never seen this somehow lol.

For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless
She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence

nah

This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal

lol dig this

I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid
I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement

played

You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona

cool

You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap
Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch

LMAO prob my fav



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rudge1 a fagit lol

We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter:
The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara

roodge? lol man idkkkk

This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on

too bad u had this bar because I completely would have ignored and not researched zuchs bar which was better. thinking why tf these weirdos both refrencing wayfair?

Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us
Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up

this was crack

& you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms
You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm

bang bang bang

You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose

dece but I wished there would been some birth complications an she die or something...idk...style preference I spose

Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile
Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils

light

Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler

lol ayyy

A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia

LOL get em

You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze

probably the best nose joke but I don't want to see anymore.....

Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me
I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji

zuchie knees to the face? kinda gay kinda dope...but tell em what arugula do.....

My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick
But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch

this is cool

Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang

ok


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tough shit....no one really lost this one but that light ya brain up shit probably swayed me. zuch had wayfair, made man, deadliest catch and some other dece shit but I got neigh w Moscow mule, zucchini, nootropics and the other non quotables being overall heavier than zuchs. Lean with neigh but zuchs fire and this was a coin flip.

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Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair
You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me
No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?
Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me?
You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly(It’s kinda light but I fuck with it)

That zelph shit played out but will always have some impact in the text battle world.


Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it

For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless
She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence(This was aight I fuck with it)
This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal

You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona
This was a bit basic but still hit


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This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on

Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us
Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up

& you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms
You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm

You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose
This also was flames

Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler
A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia
You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze
Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me
I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji
This was fire

Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang



So this was dope... I kinda rushed this as of right now I got Neigh with a few more quotables and his misses were better I’m going to read again and come back
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Out of everybodys rhymes you wanna school D's? Fool please.
I Sun 2 seeds and turn 'em to 2 trees. Rudge1

Fuck rudge1


Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair

Good current event.

You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me

This was ok to me, wording was cool

You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars
And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard

Cool, built on previous history

No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?

Cool again, better

Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me?
You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly

Th

thought u could have done this concept better

DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself
The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph

eh ok it's aight

Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it

never seen it, aight

For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless
She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence

didn't care for it...

This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal

Liked this

I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid
I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement

offense helped make this not so played.

You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona

This cool

You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap
Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch

Slick. Actually fked w this


We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter:
The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara

Eh, it's aight opener

This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on

Ok cool. 2nd wayfair bar

Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us
Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up

fire to me, good play

& you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms
You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm

Good. All worded to hit

You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose

Decent personal

Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile
Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils

ok, it's not a miss tho

Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler

Cool, execution helped

A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia

Ok, opened a tab bar I seen tho

You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze

ok, another nose joke

Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me
I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji

lol.. points for taking a risk i guess. did what u could.

My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick
But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch

this coo

Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang

Solid close


Very close... two diff styles.. but to make it short i have neigh here for having slightly heavier standouts. Misses were about equal.. Zuch was consistent a but more. Neigh had a bit more complexity even in his bars that weren't the best..

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