Bomb Bard (0-0) vs. Sovereign (0-0) - SOVEREIGN WINS

For Battling · 02-05-2018, 02:20 PM

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday Feb 8th and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.

Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!
THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT VOTING RECENTLY, IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU DON’T WANT TO VOTE IN YOUR BATTLE YOU MUST STATE THEIR NAME IN YOUR CHECK IN. IF IT’S A CRAZY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THEN SORRY YOU’RE JUST A BITCH AND ALL VOTES WILL COUNT. AS PER ORC

@Bomb Bard @Sovereign

Bomb Bard · 02-05-2018, 02:31 PM

Yup

Sovereign · 02-05-2018, 07:05 PM

Check.

I'd prefer that @Facts MuhSheen not vote on this battle because we're offsite friends and that could cause him to be biased for me. No hate man, but I think you know what I'm getting at.

Sovereign · 02-08-2018, 07:03 PM

I'm the best with the schemes! So I'm beating this clown!
If he Steps in the Ring? He'll get da feet in this round! #BATS!!

Nah. For real, though:

I doubt he'll even show. He knows he ain't pushin hard bars
He's got the recipe for deliver-in ducks without cooking foie gras
He's my punching bag now, soon I'll be strengthened with repeated hits
The way I sweeten up a Stout serving will give you ale-mints to deal with
I even heard you bought a fake ID. Turns out that half-assed trick was pointless
Cause the card's got you passing for less than 21 like blackjack risk avoidance
Plus no label will sign him, still, he thinks he's rapping with the best of schemes
Thinks he's a teen getting carded (why?) He says, "The establishment rejected me!"
So fuck outta here. I got a butcher's knife that'll have him chopped with force
On this forum? Think Christmas sales - he'll be slashed across the board

(Count this drop as 12 lines unless told otherwise by a staff member)

Bomb Bard · 02-08-2018, 07:09 PM

I need the ext

bleak · 02-12-2018, 04:16 AM

Who is Chris Sales is this a personal or something

Sovereign · 02-12-2018, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak

Who is Chris Sales is this a personal or something

Christmas Sales, not Chris Sales. I just made it christmas-colored for a bit of stylistic flair.

02-05-2018, 02:20 PM	#1
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633912	Bomb Bard (0-0) vs. Sovereign (0-0) - SOVEREIGN WINS Rules Due Dates: Verses are due Thursday Feb 8th and will be open until Sunday. Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. Extensions are 24 hours Line Limit: Minimum of 8, maximum of 16 If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first. Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE! THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT VOTING RECENTLY, IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU DON’T WANT TO VOTE IN YOUR BATTLE YOU MUST STATE THEIR NAME IN YOUR CHECK IN. IF IT’S A CRAZY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THEN SORRY YOU’RE JUST A BITCH AND ALL VOTES WILL COUNT. AS PER ORC @Bomb Bard @Sovereign

02-05-2018, 07:05 PM	#3
Sovereign The Bat God Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: The Crystal Labyrinth Posts: 106 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 0	Check. I'd prefer that @Facts MuhSheen not vote on this battle because we're offsite friends and that could cause him to be biased for me. No hate man, but I think you know what I'm getting at. __________________ Deadlier than flammable nitrate mixed with samples of nightshade or tactical knifeblades and the savagest primates

02-08-2018, 07:03 PM	#4
Sovereign The Bat God Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: The Crystal Labyrinth Posts: 106 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 0	I'm the best with the schemes! So I'm beating this clown! If he Steps in the Ring? He'll get da feet in this round! #BATS!! Nah. For real, though: I doubt he'll even show. He knows he ain't pushin hard bars He's got the recipe for deliver-in ducks without cooking foie gras He's my punching bag now, soon I'll be strengthened with repeated hits The way I sweeten up a Stout serving will give you ale-mints to deal with I even heard you bought a fake ID. Turns out that half-assed trick was pointless Cause the card's got you passing for less than 21 like blackjack risk avoidance Plus no label will sign him, still, he thinks he's rapping with the best of schemes Thinks he's a teen getting carded (why?) He says, "The establishment rejected me!" So fuck outta here. I got a butcher's knife that'll have him chopped with force On this forum? Think Christmas sales - he'll be slashed across the board (Count this drop as 12 lines unless told otherwise by a staff member) __________________ Deadlier than flammable nitrate mixed with samples of nightshade or tactical knifeblades and the savagest primates Last edited by Sovereign; 02-08-2018 at 07:08 PM.

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02-05-2018, 02:31 PM	#2
Bomb Bard FUCK YOU Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,041 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 8436723	Yup

02-08-2018, 07:09 PM	#5
Bomb Bard FUCK YOU Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,041 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 8436723	I need the ext