03-15-2021, 05:05 PM | #1 |
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WEEK 7 ROAST :::LARS:::
Baryn Mynd aka Ian the 5'6 aka MMLP aka Flowstwriter aka try hard textcee champion 2002-2021 aka Diablo aka sraL aka TELL ME YA LIKE MY HAT SHANNON |
03-15-2021, 06:26 PM | #2 |
Spoiled brat
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Is that a line in his haircut?
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03-15-2021, 08:44 PM | #3 |
low tide in serotonin bay
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Looks relatively normal for a torture porn addict tbh
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03-15-2021, 09:51 PM | #4 |
Bags will be avenged
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it’s like we’re on dial up waiting for the faggot to load all the way
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03-16-2021, 12:29 AM | #5 |
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Aint nobody shook when ur gunning
Of course ur armed.. U look like a dummy Ya porn fandom is pedo formed asshole Thinking u got shit on lock just cuz ur eye level with a door handle Topical writing is its own defeat u bum On discord around the clock because you sleep in one Can you get taller? Forehead looks like seths collar Or a stressed dollar that was in users breast pocket while his chest drenched on it in a gym sauna
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03-16-2021, 01:27 AM | #6 |
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His mind is like
Lookin awkwardly shocked in the mirror like dude what? Do I really look like Slappy from fucking GooseBumps? Or am I just high... or is my brain talking inside it.. Is it the shrooms or am I a midget but my hand looks like Andre the giants? And am I disproportionate... man my mind wanders Hope no one realizes my dad ordered big boy clothes, I’m 2 size under If I went to the shire I bet no one would laugh at me... Fuck, how do I do that magically... Fat kids have a roll of hotdogs on they neck.. not even scared of it I’m skinny.... the fuck do I look like a the lines on my forehead a pack of asparagus
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I just figured out how to change this. Last edited by Ouch; 03-16-2021 at 01:39 AM. |
03-16-2021, 01:45 AM | #7 |
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You ever see a toddler.. in diapers that is shocked and knowing he’s doing wrong and shits his pants... that’s what h his expression looks like in this
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03-16-2021, 04:19 AM | #8 |
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know he aint cheesin, facial hair like mold on a ceiling
if it keeps growing uneven Lars'll poke holes for his breathing & them forehead furrows didn't form optimal creases filler smoothens lines, despite attempts in ur topical pieces outfit must've got matched by some blind fuckwit blue ain't contrasted that bad since he smashed u goin 500 God you're a douche. stocky Hobbit hopped in a suit measurements so off & loose. this is proof how to spot reduce mom never wished you was born after fillin the forms u were let go, then got sucked back into ur own tentacle porn pussy acts like an mma fighter... kids a fibber If ur elbow stopped a rush in a clinch, a guy missed the shitter 1st shot singed hairs; pic foreshadows bitches death bottom half'll be alllll metal like the reflection of his silhouette Last edited by Saint; 03-17-2021 at 02:59 PM. |
03-16-2021, 07:46 AM | #9 |
rhyme capsule.
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lars either lost weight or that waistcoat/male corset doing overtime.
fair play either way m8. look after yourself. |
03-16-2021, 07:56 AM | #10 |
Badgerdick
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been told these guys I lost weight tbh
I’m around 12 and a half stone now hands like shovels though. I’d bury anyone in this thread, esp Frac respect |
03-16-2021, 11:37 AM | #11 |
consults Lloyd
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XL youth tag hiding under that coat
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03-16-2021, 11:56 AM | #12 |
Ukrainian Howlitzers
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signed in just to prove you couldn’t punch enough punk you SUCKED. you're the last guy i figured wouldn't be up to Snuff but let’s look beyond that, forget that you ain't rappin tough.. i’m more concerned the bottom of your mirror looks like Cash's tub Ian these claims you got money are lookin stupid now shit, only way you make ends meet is not shaving the unibrow does anyone honestly believe Pinocchio is storing glocks?! that’s not his hairstyle, it’s a reminder i only fire one warning shot i’m not even mad ur dad didn’t hit the town with a rubber i always wondered what happened to the 3rd Gallagher brother that never left his cow of a mother (...i said maybayyyy) made it in business cuz i never act shook when i’m bluffin’.. my Vested Option makes me a millionaire. yours gives you the look of McLovin’ plus i read the room to gauge interest so my clients are paid.. you read The Room cuz you’re obsessed w/ stories about confinement & rape truly the most useless of wussies.. you're supposed to look thru your wife's phone not keep it & use it you pussy so bring it on fam, if it’s hands i’ll leave you staggered in defeat i’m Hagler in the Streets & ur a bad sales week away from a haggler in the street
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I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip Last edited by Blue Bayou; 03-16-2021 at 01:42 PM. |
03-16-2021, 01:17 PM | #13 |
K I N G
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Animal Kingdom flossing all in this mans genes
Arms like a flying squirrel, face like a chimpanzees This is the picture bitches open and just laugh Eyebrows? Nah homie, your foreheads growing a mustache That gesture for flair? It’s like u won that chest at the fair Then celebrated by getting your own dick etched in your hair Face of a psychopath, definitely follows chicks at night time That ring’s a joke, EVERYONE knows this Killers single like Mr. Brightside Head got the kinda rings only pictured in deep fossils Nose like a doc fished you out of the womb with a finger in each nostril Man, you got them eyebrows nestled in place & the wrinkles above em, it’s like your own head’s rejecting your face
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03-16-2021, 05:36 PM | #14 |
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Yo that door is bullying the fuck outta you You turn it on the little guy like, 'SPACE HEATER I HEARD ENOUGH OUTTA YOU' .img Taco Bell dog in a waistcoat or every dog I ever had to worry about biting my ankles Waistcoat. Ank'lls. Put a sock in it, gays Ian's forehead's rippling like someone threw a rock in his face Srsly. Don't ever raise your eyebrows I'm cropping eyelids up. New emoj :surprisefrown: loling at little fella swimming in them sleeves This like girls buying a size down and can't fit into their jeans Pray the wind ain't too amped One gust and you're wacky waving inflatable tubeman Last edited by dull boy; 03-16-2021 at 05:59 PM. |
03-16-2021, 05:52 PM | #15 |
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Cool waistcoat bro.. I can’t bare this lame
Out here lookin like a flight attendant.. on an airfix plane
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03-16-2021, 06:57 PM | #16 |
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