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Old 03-11-2021, 11:37 AM   #1
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Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
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DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

NEW RULE; once both battlers have posted once if you fail to respond within 24 hours your turn will be forfeited and your opponent will have 24 hours from the time your deadline expired to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. You will then be given 24 hours to respond. Failing to respond within the 24 hours more than once will result in the battle ending after your opponent has exercised or declined their option to post an additional 1 or 2 bars.

If you opened the battle you may not post after 10:59PM EST on Sunday.
This is to discourage last second posting without giving your opponent the opportunity to respond and equal the number of posts in a battle.

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@Diablo you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

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Old 03-11-2021, 12:53 PM   #2
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know what rhymes wit Venezuelan? emigration. fuck ur birthplace junior
u a second class citizen from a third world country.. n still a first rate loser

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Old 03-11-2021, 04:53 PM   #3
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i'm surprised u can rhyme, whats the joke tho? this shud be fun
you not only sell yoself as the best troll, u got the size of one
u cant accept I'm from 3rd world & richer, that's hard to admit
your not able to see the whole picture.. u just go and jizz on it
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Old 03-11-2021, 06:47 PM   #4
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ur trolling the english language with ur Spanglish. bitch just delete it
i sell myself as a troll. ur mom tried sell you on FleaBay for a brazillion ariepas
i’ll use ur Liberty Phoenix poster as something to roll my spliff with
u from third world n richer yet wanna be me so bad u talk in broke n english
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Old 03-12-2021, 04:42 PM   #5
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when it comes to broken english this dude is unrivaled
we saw your live battles, even Youtube couldn't generate subtitles
I eat arepas, empanadas, and lots of delicious stuff
last time u went for a teabag in the shop you left in cuffs
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Old 03-12-2021, 06:22 PM   #6
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lmao u went skydiving n got high-fived by the nutsack of ur friend
the 2-4-1 offer saw ur bestie with a parasail at the back of ur neck
nerd on some faggot shit. cant understand a word u be babbling
ur English so bad if it’s only ur second language, the first must be JavaScript
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pic league callback?? you fell Short with that one /// (LOL)
you'd love parasail.. how long its been a while since u had to look down
yea im a computer nerd but I make bank cuz i'm an inventor
Doc said my sperms equals to terabytes, so your wife's the data center

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Old 03-13-2021, 06:02 AM   #8
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go dip some crutons Chinny Neutron. no one ever believed ur good
u an inventor? reinvent urself as an unfat faggot n develop a decent punch
Bolivar Twist you not even rich. broke faggot stop with the lies
if i wanted to try trace ur family tree, i’d have to start with a poverty line

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Old 03-14-2021, 07:52 AM   #9
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Mac forfeits his turn. It’s on you @Diablo.
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Old 03-14-2021, 10:02 AM   #10
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pic league callback?? you fell Short with that one /// (LOL)
you'd love parasail.. how long its been a while since u had to look down
yea im a computer nerd but I make bank cuz i'm an inventor
Doc said my sperms equals to terabytes, so your wife's the data center
Fuck your laughter track backing adlibs. You must be retarded
I’ve heard of slant-rhymes, but I’m more inclined to lean toward urs just being garbage.
Went to your GP and left with a VD, which suggests you’re a faggot
dunno witchdoctor u saw, but here male-on-male blowjobs aren’t considered good medical practice

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Old 03-17-2021, 11:46 PM   #11
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Mac was more consistent here, but barely. Because he forfeited a turn and Diablo didn’t absolutely embarrass himself

Mac started strong with whole picture but fell off. Lars good throughout

Lars was easily better here, but this is one of the tougher fights I've seen Mac put up. Losing that turn hurt him, but I think Lars had it sewn up anyhow.

3-0 Lars wins
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