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Old 02-11-2021, 01:17 AM   #1
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Neither of these pricks who signed up thought they needed to even bother calling in sick. No call no show = roast. Piss in their Cheerios with glee.

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Old 02-11-2021, 01:58 AM   #2
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This is a trap, no way this kid thinks he can rap
Come on, he looks like he enjoys thick dicks as a snack
Lookin like he’s dreaming of beefy dude heaven
Orc so gay, Audi got him test driving the new LGBT-Q7
I’m not following you guys, he looks awful in a ride
Got a head like a Chia Pet nobody’s watered on the sides
Probably thinks hes fly, but newsflash dude you’re not
It's not ballin' to wear Chuck Taylors with Sue Bird’s socks
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Old 02-11-2021, 03:15 AM   #3
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LOOOOOOOL YOOOO

Looking like a cherub in the club and think bitches wanna fuck? Right...
Funny you look that much like Cupid and have THAT shitty of a love life
And I may be losing my hair, I still won’t give this guy rest
Call that 'doo all your tinder matches...he takes the comb n just swipes left
The new Goodwill models...like fucking trash how these twins dressin
Ducked the due date like “fuck it fam” but we ain’t know you were literally incestin
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Old 02-11-2021, 03:51 AM   #4
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Mr. steal yo girl!? no way Orc sway a lady from her man
Only Love Triangle he's been in is fucking one made w/ his hands

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Old 02-11-2021, 05:02 PM   #5
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Homie is Josh Baskins the moment the swap happened
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Old 02-11-2021, 07:46 PM   #6
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walked out the barber with that... where tf was the irish luck?
Cool you wanna marry men, but do you really have to rock the friar tuck?
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Old 02-11-2021, 08:21 PM   #7
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great work dull - light work with these posers
thanks for the circle too, we ALMOST missed the loser
i'm thinkin the rumors are true, he didnt just dissapear
i wonder what hes drinkin tho.. ed sheeran looks bit weird
GREAT minds think alike, so I approve your affair
^ join both foreheads and u can land a boeing there
couple Irish folks in a bar, wow aint that profane
ur pal's over the rainbow and u sure do love a golden rain
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You shooting guns with that maggot hair!?
Okay, you keep the Berna by you. Congrats on looking like a faggot there
This is who I should be fearing bros!?
Bitches giving you Hi Tops. Not sure why you’re still wearing those...
Keep ducking Kill Spree. U can’t top what he sent
Done told you to pull your socks up. Bro that’s not what we meant
I always wanted to meet the GOAT. HELLO FAM
Built a legacy brick by brick. That’s no excuse for the haircut of a Lego man
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You shooting guns with that maggot hair!?
Okay, you keep the Berna by you. Congrats on looking like a faggot there
This is who I should be fearing bros!?
Bitches giving you Hi Tops. Not sure why you’re still wearing those...
Keep ducking Kill Spree. U can’t top what he sent
Done told you to pull your socks up. Bro that’s not what we meant
I always wanted to meet the GOAT. HELLO FAM
Built a legacy brick by brick. That’s no excuse for the haircut of a Lego man


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Old 02-12-2021, 12:05 PM   #10
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Old 02-12-2021, 12:11 PM   #11
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Old 02-12-2021, 12:37 PM   #12
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I bet Defiants been typing with joy
It’s always been a fantasy to get his face outlined in white by his boys
And ur drinking must make you like cock it seems
Cuz that beer’s got your cheeks Flushing more than a block in Queens
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