Week 2 Roast

Sharp · 07-06-2020, 07:43 PM

Meet DJ Flame (click the pic to remove the watermark)

Min: 8
Max: 12

Due Saturday, winner gets an accomp

I'll judge, will also look for second judge who does not participate. Winner announced in the week 3 mag.

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Destroyer · 07-06-2020, 07:49 PM

This dude look like the opposite of zelph

evaD · 07-07-2020, 05:17 AM

Outrageous, I know beauty’s a big thing when you famous
But you look like Russel Simmons bleached his skin AND his anus
Just stop this, the way he copy shit is just toxic
Even started rockin’ Adverse’ hairline on his top lip
Wtf is that bulbous mess, shit makes me shudder yo
I’ve heard of double chins but how DJ Flame got a double nose?
Rockin a constant state of surprise, this punk cannot come near me
With a pair of eyebrows that could debunk any flat earth theory
N I Didn’t mean to startle him but nevertheless
Did he just wake up from a nightmare about Hetero sex?
This scrawny motherfucker needs to seek a new title
Cus If a chick got gassed over a naked Flame she’d have to be suicidal

UserName · 07-07-2020, 09:20 AM

Listen kid, you’re a DJ? I bet it gets lit
If you’re ever around the 1’s and 2’s... it’s literally piss and shit
DJ’ing must be crazy, I can only imagine the noise and cash
If this photo screams anything... it’s “I’m coming to you live from my boyfriend’s ass!”
Your looks get a hard no, & I’d be surprised if you aren’t slow
With a pigment so blinding, devs released a patch to give it a Dark Mode
Face is like a crushed flat omelette, the color of tongue-lashed vomit
You look like Resin had a kid, and Zelph drew his fucked up mustache on it
This kid is anxious to have a lip kiss his anus
Looking like the after effect of “Alexa, please dim the gayness”

Resin M-I-C · 07-07-2020, 09:43 AM

the hate in u must spread
that’s the expression after a bender & wakin up to User naked in ur bed
u were astonished at his chest fro lying freely
whispering ‘Sweet Nothings’ to him like his pancreas and diabetes
Jesus made u a man.. but ur in straight refusal
when u reach down, no stick shift.. u just driven to be gender neutral
ur parents loathe u.. to u being abused was a choice
ur beating was he said/she said.. like me being confused by your voice
dunno if u just dirty or a gay mexican kid
u could smoke all the weed in the world & still wouldnt be as high as ur estrogen is

Vulgar · 07-10-2020, 12:56 AM

Puberty hit? Wow, so awesome and hicksauce
Vienna mobster'll kick hard and dispose of this stunted son of an Austrian rickshaw
They never would've believed me, had to take at least 1 picture
You look like the Nutcracker had kids with a buttlicker
You're chemically different, putting together rhymes so splendidly
Your bars facilitated a lot of positive reactors as a student at Chernobyl elementary
Hiding in cupboards, is there something ur afraid about?
MF doomed when I put the metal to his face. You're definitely in Danger, mouse
Bored as heck during COVID, there's some mistakes u cant take back...
"you're deadmeat when Dad comes home & finds out u broke the Hot Wheelz racetrack!"
In middle school, mostly forsaken with chicks.
so 'extra' nightmarish he was casted as a creature in a Wes Craven flick

Hush · 07-10-2020, 07:48 AM

Lol @Vulgar my man

Barcotic · 07-11-2020, 01:46 PM

HA! Bro..you a tad slow? You may act whole, but snap undoubted
Proly fart w ya cousins. Sharp in discussions; type to Flash Pole & laugh about it
Straight out of a Power Rangers set, but no action scene
Like what good is Putty Patrol if they couldn't protect their own plastacine
You a softy, kid..and you was obviously tossing THIS night ..
Bc you just Rose outta bed resembling Namajunas w/ a dolly mid-flight
DJ Stop Faking, you are NOT making snippets that flow
Flame in the booth? Yeah ..at the mall, taking pictures alone
Your pic isn't just dim and stuff, it's pitch..no sun glare
Doing your best impression of Men in Black...looking like that skin the bug wears
Facial expressions on the night shift, actually lifeless/crazy
Joanna tell me why you look like Jedrzejczyk after her fight w Weili

Blue Bayou · 07-11-2020, 10:31 PM

great pic sharp, i laugh and just thank it
its great Michael Jackson can look down & know what happened to Blanket
do i really have to point out this bitch is a faker?
King James took one look at this Land supporter, and went to the Lakers
holy fuck guys, my god, this kid is a hack
ON GOD if this isn't Zelph's little brother i'll give up a stack
sure i'm drunk, but you look like you're quick incest
tipsy i do 100lb butterfly curls, i'm not sure you could lift the insect
120lbs soakin wet & you're spreading some AIDS
real reason for the redshirt, there's NO chance coach is letting u play
this a slaughter, joe jonas can't compare to me
i'll put this teeniebopper bitch in a box, i guess its WayFair indeed

07-07-2020, 05:17 AM	#3
evaD Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 697 Battle Record: 19-10 Champed - BA Show And Prove - Summer Classic XI Rep Power: 4156644	Outrageous, I know beauty’s a big thing when you famous But you look like Russel Simmons bleached his skin AND his anus Just stop this, the way he copy shit is just toxic Even started rockin’ Adverse’ hairline on his top lip Wtf is that bulbous mess, shit makes me shudder yo I’ve heard of double chins but how DJ Flame got a double nose? Rockin a constant state of surprise, this punk cannot come near me With a pair of eyebrows that could debunk any flat earth theory N I Didn’t mean to startle him but nevertheless Did he just wake up from a nightmare about Hetero sex? This scrawny motherfucker needs to seek a new title Cus If a chick got gassed over a naked Flame she’d have to be suicidal Last edited by evaD; 07-07-2020 at 09:26 AM.

07-07-2020, 09:20 AM	#4
UserName K I N G Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 685 Battle Record: 15-10 Rep Power: 3228862	Listen kid, you’re a DJ? I bet it gets lit If you’re ever around the 1’s and 2’s... it’s literally piss and shit DJ’ing must be crazy, I can only imagine the noise and cash If this photo screams anything... it’s “I’m coming to you live from my boyfriend’s ass!” Your looks get a hard no, & I’d be surprised if you aren’t slow With a pigment so blinding, devs released a patch to give it a Dark Mode Face is like a crushed flat omelette, the color of tongue-lashed vomit You look like Resin had a kid, and Zelph drew his fucked up mustache on it This kid is anxious to have a lip kiss his anus Looking like the after effect of “Alexa, please dim the gayness” __________________ First Class

07-07-2020, 09:43 AM	#5
Resin M-I-C Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 734 Battle Record: 33-9 Champed - 1-2 Punch Onslaught II - Tag Team Tournament V - 1-2 Punch Season III - Netcees SOL - Battle Arena - SOL Season I - NBL Season XIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 8150227	the hate in u must spread that’s the expression after a bender & wakin up to User naked in ur bed u were astonished at his chest fro lying freely whispering ‘Sweet Nothings’ to him like his pancreas and diabetes Jesus made u a man.. but ur in straight refusal when u reach down, no stick shift.. u just driven to be gender neutral ur parents loathe u.. to u being abused was a choice ur beating was he said/she said.. like me being confused by your voice dunno if u just dirty or a gay mexican kid u could smoke all the weed in the world & still wouldnt be as high as ur estrogen is __________________ C. O. B. Last edited by Resin M-I-C; 07-07-2020 at 07:06 PM.

07-10-2020, 12:56 AM	#6
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	Puberty hit? Wow, so awesome and hicksauce Vienna mobster'll kick hard and dispose of this stunted son of an Austrian rickshaw They never would've believed me, had to take at least 1 picture You look like the Nutcracker had kids with a buttlicker You're chemically different, putting together rhymes so splendidly Your bars facilitated a lot of positive reactors as a student at Chernobyl elementary Hiding in cupboards, is there something ur afraid about? MF doomed when I put the metal to his face. You're definitely in Danger, mouse Bored as heck during COVID, there's some mistakes u cant take back... "you're deadmeat when Dad comes home & finds out u broke the Hot Wheelz racetrack!" In middle school, mostly forsaken with chicks. so 'extra' nightmarish he was casted as a creature in a Wes Craven flick Last edited by Vulgar; 07-10-2020 at 01:07 AM.

07-10-2020, 07:48 AM	#7
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	Lol @Vulgar my man __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

07-11-2020, 01:46 PM	#8
Barcotic Needs no introduction Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,493 Battle Record: 29-31 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Survivor Tournament - Pros vs. Joes - Key Grand Prix - Fight Night XX - NBL Tag Team - NBL Picture League - Battle Arena - Battle Arena Pics - BA Tag Team (2x) - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - BAL Battle Royale - NPL Roast Rep Power: 3061965	HA! Bro..you a tad slow? You may act whole, but snap undoubted Proly fart w ya cousins. Sharp in discussions; type to Flash Pole & laugh about it Straight out of a Power Rangers set, but no action scene Like what good is Putty Patrol if they couldn't protect their own plastacine You a softy, kid..and you was obviously tossing THIS night .. Bc you just Rose outta bed resembling Namajunas w/ a dolly mid-flight DJ Stop Faking, you are NOT making snippets that flow Flame in the booth? Yeah ..at the mall, taking pictures alone Your pic isn't just dim and stuff, it's pitch..no sun glare Doing your best impression of Men in Black...looking like that skin the bug wears Facial expressions on the night shift, actually lifeless/crazy Joanna tell me why you look like Jedrzejczyk after her fight w Weili __________________ Dummies finna die if they coming into mine boastin Twin glocks'll spark. Waterpark; everybody running when the slides open

07-11-2020, 10:31 PM	#9
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	great pic sharp, i laugh and just thank it its great Michael Jackson can look down & know what happened to Blanket do i really have to point out this bitch is a faker? King James took one look at this Land supporter, and went to the Lakers holy fuck guys, my god, this kid is a hack ON GOD if this isn't Zelph's little brother i'll give up a stack sure i'm drunk, but you look like you're quick incest tipsy i do 100lb butterfly curls, i'm not sure you could lift the insect 120lbs soakin wet & you're spreading some AIDS real reason for the redshirt, there's NO chance coach is letting u play this a slaughter, joe jonas can't compare to me i'll put this teeniebopper bitch in a box, i guess its WayFair indeed __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip Last edited by Blue Bayou; 07-12-2020 at 02:02 AM.