Opening Round Discussion & Predictions - Page 23

Fig · 01-16-2014, 08:25 PM

I know its weird

uh-oh · 01-16-2014, 08:45 PM

there is nothing more boring than voting on topical battles

im gonna try and vote on everything tho

im probably a shitty voter been out the text world too long. so i figure its only fair i grace everyones battle with my terrible voting

PancakeBrah · 01-16-2014, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

there is nothing more boring than voting on topical battles

im gonna try and vote on everything tho

im probably a shitty voter been out the text world too long. so i figure its only fair i grace everyones battle with my terrible voting

every vote is appreciated. your votes have been refreshingly honest.

oats · 01-16-2014, 08:53 PM

@Certain how much time left? I'm bout to get my gym on but then I'll go home and post it up. I'm also on HST so it kinda fucks with me. So don't close it if I'm a little late is all I'm saying

Certain · 01-16-2014, 08:56 PM

We're 6 hours, 4 minutes from the deadline. @oats, you're two hours behind PST, so you need to post by 10 p.m. HST.

PancakeBrah · 01-16-2014, 09:18 PM

@oats I'm running this tourney, do not engage Certain.

You have 6 hours, 4 minutes.

Certain · 01-16-2014, 09:19 PM

Truth.

Except you're off by 22 minutes.

Diode · 01-16-2014, 09:24 PM

i'll start writing in like 4 or 5 hours maybe

Split · 01-16-2014, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats

I still rock the Pure Drive. I love Fed's one handed backhand but it's getting to the point where he needs to adapt and change cuz it's no longer a weapon. He used to have sick backhand winners, but now it's just serviceable. Word @ the man crush though, Fed's the man.

My friend has a Babolat. He's a lot better than me. But it's only because the varsity coach was a fucking dumbass cunt and deprived most of the team of valuable experience

We had "ladders"- everyone was ranked after tryouts. You challenge someone ahead of you to a match, if you won you took their spot

Except you weren't allowed to challenge DURING practice... because we did stupid, stupid, fucking moronic drills that were like busywork preteen summer camp tennis drills

And no one was available on weekends to do challenges

Then when I beat literally half of the starting roster, he's all "well we're just gonna keep it this way". Then he would arbitrarily swap people in and out because he liked them

Fucking faggot.

Not to mention, the JV team which was 95% meritocracy had the infinitely better coach... when I was on that team I started 2nd JV doubles and 4th JV singles

Tl;Dr tennis coaches are n*****s

Witty · 01-16-2014, 09:27 PM

Me and Mr. J is open for votes.

I will get mine in tomorrow.

Split · 01-16-2014, 09:28 PM

In first grade I drank close to a gallon of Tropic Ana Twister and vomited what appeared to be PortaPotty juice all up on the class pet

Fig · 01-16-2014, 09:33 PM

In first grade I hugged an ugly Assyrian girl and thought it was sex

#truth

Witty · 01-16-2014, 10:00 PM

I had sex with a girl and she thought it was a hug.

#truth

:(

Split · 01-16-2014, 10:08 PM

did witty just rape fig?

Fig · 01-16-2014, 10:48 PM

CERTAIN I WILL SHOW

MY HISTORY MAY IMPLY OTHERWISE

BUT HEY

PEOPLE CHANGE

I'M NEW AGAIN

AMEN

Certain · 01-16-2014, 10:52 PM

Fig, I don't care if everyone else who hasn't posted no-shows. (Shit, it's PancakeBrah's tournament, right?) But if you no-show, it will break my heart. I won't be the same.

Witty · 01-16-2014, 10:55 PM

I just remembered that I was gonna be banned if I didn't show.

Btw, I'm staying awake all night because I have to work on Saturday and if I sleep tonight I won't be able to sleep tomorrow night and I will be tired for work, and I hate my job enough without being tired and cranky.

Might kill myself tbh.

big baby · 01-16-2014, 11:09 PM

@Witty go check my om and entertain yourself bro. you're welcome

Certain · 01-16-2014, 11:13 PM

Orc might end up the only no-show, unless he's an early riser.

Just Write · 01-16-2014, 11:14 PM

@oats, where you at bro?

01-16-2014, 08:25 PM	#441
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	I know its weird __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

01-16-2014, 08:45 PM	#442
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	there is nothing more boring than voting on topical battles im gonna try and vote on everything tho im probably a shitty voter been out the text world too long. so i figure its only fair i grace everyones battle with my terrible voting __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

01-16-2014, 08:53 PM	#444
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,075 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005425	@Certain how much time left? I'm bout to get my gym on but then I'll go home and post it up. I'm also on HST so it kinda fucks with me. So don't close it if I'm a little late is all I'm saying __________________ You should be water

01-16-2014, 08:56 PM	#445
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	We're 6 hours, 4 minutes from the deadline. @oats, you're two hours behind PST, so you need to post by 10 p.m. HST. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

01-16-2014, 09:18 PM	#446
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	@oats I'm running this tourney, do not engage Certain. You have 6 hours, 4 minutes. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

01-16-2014, 09:19 PM	#447
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	Truth. Except you're off by 22 minutes. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

01-16-2014, 09:24 PM	#448
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,156 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899406	i'll start writing in like 4 or 5 hours maybe __________________

01-16-2014, 09:27 PM	#450
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Me and Mr. J is open for votes. I will get mine in tomorrow. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-16-2014, 09:28 PM	#451
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	In first grade I drank close to a gallon of Tropic Ana Twister and vomited what appeared to be PortaPotty juice all up on the class pet __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

01-16-2014, 09:33 PM	#452
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	In first grade I hugged an ugly Assyrian girl and thought it was sex #truth __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

01-16-2014, 10:00 PM	#453
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	I had sex with a girl and she thought it was a hug. #truth :( __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-16-2014, 10:08 PM	#454
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	did witty just rape fig? __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

01-16-2014, 10:48 PM	#455
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	CERTAIN I WILL SHOW MY HISTORY MAY IMPLY OTHERWISE BUT HEY PEOPLE CHANGE I'M NEW AGAIN AMEN __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

01-16-2014, 10:52 PM	#456
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	Fig, I don't care if everyone else who hasn't posted no-shows. (Shit, it's PancakeBrah's tournament, right?) But if you no-show, it will break my heart. I won't be the same. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

01-16-2014, 10:55 PM	#457
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	I just remembered that I was gonna be banned if I didn't show. Btw, I'm staying awake all night because I have to work on Saturday and if I sleep tonight I won't be able to sleep tomorrow night and I will be tired for work, and I hate my job enough without being tired and cranky. Might kill myself tbh. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-16-2014, 11:13 PM	#459
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	Orc might end up the only no-show, unless he's an early riser. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

01-16-2014, 11:14 PM	#460
Just Write Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,709 Battle Record: 9-12 Rep Power: 4997613	@oats, where you at bro? __________________