Building a shed . Tips / ideas ?

[Victor.]

Mind you last thing I built was a sandwich



Not trying to pour a concrete slab so gonna have to dig some trenches it seems



Any of y’all did carpentry ?


I envision a porch on this bitch

[~RustyGunZ~]

Why no concrete?

You can build it up with a ramp depending what you’re using it for. I’ve built one just on concrete and one up a bit with a ramp which was just for a lawn mower and a few tools

I assume this is just storage and you don’t really want a porch on it lol

Also if you havent already make sure you don’t need a permit for whatever you end up wanting to do

[Ouch]

yeah I could give you some tips and show you exactly what to do in real life... but with that rough amount of info hard to do ...


matters the demensions you're talking about... and how your foundation is and the lay of ya land... like if you live in a wet region that rains a lot... before you do it you might need a concrete foundation... or even if you do and you don't give a fuck, then you don't even need the foundation but just be aware that the grounds gonna settle... which will eventually rip ya shed apart

[Ouch]

depends on how long you want or expect the thing to last... and what type of climate you live in...

[Ouch]

if you've never ever built anything like that in ya life though... watching youtube help me videos isn't going to work.. just find someone that kind of semi somewhat knows what they're doing (like me) in real life and get their help for a little while won't cost much.. and then figure out the rest on ya own.. like lumber costs from home depot or payless cash ways or whatver ya local shit is.

[Ouch]

pick a mexican up from your local home depot, or if you don't have that option just hire some quick journeyman off craiglsit or something, to give you basic info for a day or 2 cheap as hell... and then figure the rest out for yourself. Or if none of the above applies to you.. wait until you have enough money to hire people to completely do it for you.

[Ouch]

I'm the perfect example of jack of all trades master of none. I've roofed houses both regular houses and industrial care lots. I've dry walled houses... ripped the plastic runner baseboard off a huge hospital and then repleaced it (that takes no skill). Ive framed houses.. put in fake wood paneling that connects together on peoples kitchen floors, which sounds easy but its not. Put in peoples carpet etc.. usually when I did these things though I had a boss.. who most of the time didn't teach us much, more so was like... screw that in there bang that hammer down there and repeat. No one was actually trying to teach us shit, just grunt somewhat unskilled labor.

But yeah if you don't have any knowledge at all, and don't have the right tools don't even try it if you want something of quality. I'm pretty good at things and have decent experience.. and I bet if someone challenged me to build a dog house it'd come out looking semi retarded.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Ouch there is an edit button for when you want to add to your last post

[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by Victor.

Mind you last thing I built was a sandwich



Not trying to pour a concrete slab so gonna have to dig some trenches it seems



Any of y’all did carpentry ?


I envision a porch on this bitch

Call Concrete Goblins, bro

They’re the best in the business

[Ouch]

Originally Posted by Da Brayn Lord

Ouch there is an edit button for when you want to add to your last post

yeah whatever dude, I know I go on long rants sometimes the fuck difference would it make it if was 3 broken up posts or one long one.


but anything this guy wants to ask me i'll give some good suggestions... already did as a matter fact

[UPN Zuch]

Originally Posted by Ouch

I'm the perfect example of jack of all trades master of none. I've roofed houses both regular houses and industrial care lots. I've dry walled houses... ripped the plastic runner baseboard off a huge hospital and then repleaced it (that takes no skill). Ive framed houses.. put in fake wood paneling that connects together on peoples kitchen floors, which sounds easy but its not. Put in peoples carpet etc.. usually when I did these things though I had a boss.. who most of the time didn't teach us much, more so was like... screw that in there bang that hammer down there and repeat. No one was actually trying to teach us shit, just grunt somewhat unskilled labor.

But yeah if you don't have any knowledge at all, and don't have the right tools don't even try it if you want something of quality. I'm pretty good at things and have decent experience.. and I bet if someone challenged me to build a dog house it'd come out looking semi retarded.

Fried shrimp, shrimp gumbo, jumbo shrimp, shrimp linguine, cold shrimp, shrimp scampi, broiled shrimp...

[Ouch]

Originally Posted by Neighbor

Call Concrete Goblins, bro

They’re the best in the business

haha I can tell dude knows construction because he's got a carhartt logo on his face mask... why has a carhartt logo I dunno... shit must be a sticker or some shit... how do I know its a carhartt logo... because i've done construction.



and yeah ... but still you could do a concrette slab ya self... just look at the dementions and get the cheapest wood to hold it in place... its not hard to mix concrete if its just a small amount

but yeah if you have 0 skillzz in that department... better to just leave it alone and wait until you have enough money to pay pros to do it.... going into even a small project like that with no experience you might just end up frustrating yourself and ending up with nothing but anger and a loss of $.

[Ouch]

Originally Posted by Zuchiefiasco

Fried shrimp, shrimp gumbo, jumbo shrimp, shrimp linguine, cold shrimp, shrimp scampi, broiled shrimp...

shrimp with lemons on it... scampi... shrimp gumbo shrimp on top of shrimp....


tuck that lip in boy... shit might get caught in a trip wire....

[Ouch]

bubba was my bestest and most greatest friend

[Victor.]

I’m thinking 10x12

Dunno the dimensions or how to work the porch in. But it’s a must have



This is mainly for smoking weed and playing Xbox In


Doubt permits will be an issue I own all the land and no one is in eye shot

[Victor.]

Originally Posted by Ouch

pick a mexican up from your local home depot, or if you don't have that option just hire some quick journeyman off craiglsit or something, to give you basic info for a day or 2 cheap as hell... and then figure the rest out for yourself. Or if none of the above applies to you.. wait until you have enough money to hire people to completely do it for you.

I’m bored so I want to do this myself


Don’t need day laborers coughing on my grass

[Victor.]

If we could work out a freestyle chat thing some time that W
Would be great


I almost Said audio smh

[Destroyer]

My tip is do not take tips from these fools
Go to bobvila.com or something

[Destroyer]

Also, sup with that baby?

[Bomb Bard]

Honestly I’d do a slab to prevent rodents and shit. And if you prep correctly everything will stay level