08-09-2014, 05:17 PM | #1 |
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I just want you to love me
Failike. I'm not liking how much I might dislike you, distantly. I want to punch and excite you, literally. I want to keep you, distally. You're distilled peculiarity. This still is peculiar and me - I'd slap you with disdain until your panties are distained. Acting cute is lame. Your attributes match that of Ving Rhames - on smoothies and apple juice, loosely, a lapis lazuli acting a prude but it's actually a ruse, see? Contact lenses: you're not really that blue, b. On that premise: my nuts steely like Bruce Lee. Your nuts really amuse me. You're nothing. You're groovy; slut in a jacuzzi pumping the uzi like a thug in a movie. Move me. Move, please, you drool like a floozie.
Don't know what I'm writing. Posture like lightning, I'm often just writing - pop a line break and drop in a hyphen - I'm often just writing to drop in a hymen. No line breaks, no lime and no lemon, would climb up to heaven but the size of my melon makes my wise cerebellum tell my spine to forget it. Forget you. You animal: lesser demon, Hannibal Lecter's semen, cannibal, rectum bleeding and you managed to smell it's leaking. You're an arab-faced twat with a pancake ass and a band aid stamped across your left nipple. Or testicle. Your unmentionables. Such as 'whore', 'menstrual' or poor vegetable that forcibly entered you. Enter: puke. I sicken myself. You're sicker, you held a courgette hostage. Yikes, I think I ought to stop this bland madness. You're a snot witch and haggard. I wiped the hairs from your top lip on a blank canvas. I once worked with a man who thought my span Spanish. Uhm, my abs are tungsten: I'm handsome, hung and manic, shut up. Let's meet in a room with no panic button and mean to consume every average substance or leave the cocoon when our fabrics touching. Don't panic, button. Stones clinking like bones. Drones living life prone - you're not here. I spot fear in the quiver of your iris. I'm top tier. Spit upon papyrus. I pity what divine is. You're shifting from the silence afraid of what the rhythm of your mind is. Mindless. Shitting on ya highness even if the sire's Set. I'm fire, fret. You're diabetic. I'm dire, bet it. Cigarette your dialect when I'm erected. Try again, bitch. Last edited by neutral; 08-09-2014 at 08:21 PM. |
08-10-2014, 12:23 PM | #2 |
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lmao terrible
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08-10-2014, 12:37 PM | #4 |
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I liked this, tbh.
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08-10-2014, 02:17 PM | #6 |
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08-10-2014, 02:49 PM | #7 |
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08-11-2014, 11:48 AM | #8 |
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ioh word, just glanced the name real quick thought it was him
but yeah this shit was pretty dope then gawd, sorry for the confusion
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08-11-2014, 11:53 AM | #9 |
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Poor neutral. I'll leave feed in awhile to make up for these guys hating you for no reason lol
Acting cute is lame. Your attributes match that of Ving Rhames - on smoothies and apple juice, loosely, a lapis lazuli acting a prude but it's actually a ruse, see? No line breaks, no lime and no lemon, would climb up to heaven but the size of my melon makes my wise cerebellum tell my spine to forget it. Those two sections I quoted are my favorites from this, especially the second one. Very clever. Some sections were a little more lackluster than those I quoted up above, but the piece never bored me. I wanted to finish it, and when I had I was impressed. I don't think I've ever read anything from you on here, but I'll check your next work out for sure if you can continue to produce work like this. Well done. Last edited by Zen; 08-13-2014 at 07:41 PM. |
08-11-2014, 01:37 PM | #10 |
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fine job...
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08-11-2014, 09:31 PM | #11 |
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This was all types of awful - if you're gonna do the stream of consciousness style, you gotta incorporate more rhyming - if you're not going to bother having a story or theme, then at least impress me with your technicality. This is sophomoric tripe, try harder next time.
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08-14-2014, 02:05 AM | #12 |
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This was okay. It was lively and it had a decent flow. Albeit, the content was all over the place, and I believe it can be presented in a more eye catching manner. The writing can be compared to a newly sprouting flower. It still hasn't fully gone through all its stages of maturation. It still needs to be nurtured, so it will blossom and live up to its inherent brilliance. Continue nurturing your writing.
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08-17-2014, 09:23 PM | #13 |
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No line breaks, no lime and no lemon, would climb up to heaven but the size of my melon makes my wise cerebellum tell my spine to forget it.
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08-18-2014, 11:14 AM | #14 |
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Well this wasn't bad lad decent flow I suppose
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