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I HATE YOU DUMB FUCKS BEING IGNORANT ABOUT ZELPH AND HIS CLEFT LIP
so i did a little research to dispell a few myths around here
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theres a whole tribe of Terence and Philip looking bitches whos mouths arent connected to the tops of their heads damn also, theres a high % chance that his mom chainsmoked/drank excessively/shot up heroin while carrying him - most likely after being notified by the doc about the hideous malfunctioning face she was about to see crawl from her busted vaginal walls roflzzzz x infinity lmaooooooooooooooo @ zelph having a pussy for a mouth though for real zelph moms must not have known if she was giving birth to a pussy or the facepussy was giving birth to her lmao GOT DAYUM how his face gonna look like it need a zipper to shut it tho? ahahaha that shit should need concealing at all times like a weapon grow a goddamn james halton beard you fucking ugly mess ppl shouldnt be subjected to that shit while out chilling with their homeboys outside of the school this isnt even a belair post to save you, your mug ugly as fuck, i legit wouldnt even go outside if i had a face like a damp squib you ole Zoidberg from Futurama in the face cornball roflzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz he cant "achieve full suction" either which means he cant even eat a chicks ass out right and suck her farts through a straw what a faggot nothing goes right for this dude oh, and his teeth prob looking more british than me/flo real/seyance standing beneath a pic of the queen sleep well, guys! someone need to photoshop Zelphberg face onto this shit though for real:
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Fuckin. Dead.
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11-05-2015, 10:36 AM | #3 |
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Trying to educate and ether at the same damn time, unusual but I can understand your frustrations.
some things there that are true and a lot that aren't. You know they got technology now? If I got a pussy mouth, you know how many bitches must eat pussy then? Shieeee |
11-05-2015, 10:40 AM | #4 |
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Momma did do some shit whilst pregnant with me. But I'm the only cleft1 in my family so I don't think it's hereditary, doc dun said the same that it isnt
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11-05-2015, 10:42 AM | #5 |
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Jeez louise .... Wat she do
Was it the pipe ? |
11-05-2015, 10:45 AM | #6 |
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Prob cigarettes
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11-05-2015, 10:47 AM | #7 |
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LOL @ Zelph admitting his mothers a crack head
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11-05-2015, 10:49 AM | #8 |
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Lol you're dumb lottery smurf
Nah no crack just cigs, white people love their cigs |
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its def not hereditary, but it is your mothers fault you look that way by default either her misuing her body during pregnancy via drugs/cigarettes/alcohol/eating diabetically or the fact you had poor social housing and mom dukes had no money to give you the nutrition you needed probably got pancake breasts tbh you're literally a product of your environment though, poor and son of a pussy none of this is particularly your fault that you're as ugly as you are your mom is entirely to blame in this instance bro fuck that bitch i almost feel like i should bully her for you like a big brother vs the eighth grader that stole your chocolate milk/face/dignity you've got a friend in Lars
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One question tho @sraL , do you pull more bitches than zelph? The answer is no, and if yes then provide evidence or I lol
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Real talk tho the type of ppl I am around judge u on physical appearance and not a single bitch would do anything but be polite to zelph
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As a kid elementary - middle; what you just said applied 100%. Barely got chicks but I always had a lot of homeboys. I didn't really care about girls at that point, prob cause I didn't get them idk. When I lost my veritas is when I gained a lot of confidence with chicks and I think that's what they like cause shit worked, junior & senior year was live, and college is even more lit. But I've been wit the wolves, that's why when y'all rank it doesn't bother me too much cause it's old lol but the witty jokes are funny. When u all try n say "harsh" things I think it's cute cuz u say that to try it but lol |
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11-05-2015, 11:22 AM | #14 |
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Sheesh this like that 20/20 episode where Jacko thought he was airing out everything to help his appearance I the media....an then Barbara Walters slayed that nigga to death.
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This thread is awesome. Great topic...
But let's be real here, this faggot zelph lip got widdled off while in the womb by a coat hanger. Facts. Too bad she didn't puncture a few inches lower. |
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word, zelph tha lil homey tho.
bro, rt tho... you got any ill feelings towards your moms? I can see how you would but yo, if you can get past that then life would be much more Gucci. but stay up lil bro, keep doing u. |
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Lol no hardship towards her, I'm sure she repented
My childhood was good, life was about sports and shit Got a cleft but i wasn't a non athletic jit who sat inside and cried while playing games Killing spree ur just mad cause ur an alcoholic outcast who had one group of friends his whole life and was never able to branch out and meet different kinds of ppl because they'd think ur weird and socially awkward. It's ok tho, you'll meet a girl one day hopefully |
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Lmao... That's the softest chirp you've ever came back at me with... This must be a soar subject.
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