I have mathematical PROOF of CORLEONE being a FRAUD

[sral]

Greetings, Netcees.

Forum guardian Sral here checking in.

I have been following the NC discord channel under an anonymous account and came across a recent post by @Corleone claiming his career text battle record is “20,000+ and 0.. no bullshit”.



He also claims to have been doing this since 1994.

A quick calculation, mathematicians of Netcees, will tell you that 2020 - 1994 = 26 (years).

Now, without wishing to research this further to account for which exact leap years occurred in this period attributing him an extra day here and there I’ve worked on the atypical 365 day year for the rest of my conclusion. The results are as shocking as one may expect:

365 (days) x 26 (years) = 9490.

Now let’s presume he at least took off, for instance, the completely reasonable in any real life scenario of Valentines Day, his own Birthday, and even Christmas Day or whichever religious festival he so chooses to celebrate. 3 days, a year, minimum. 3 x 26 = 78. Subtract this from the number above. Or don’t. I’ve done it for you already anyway. The equation is 9490 - 78 which equals 9412. Staggering, I’m sure you’ll agree.

Now even if we DOUBLED this figure, assuming of course that Corleone battled at least twice a day on average and won every single match-up over a 26 year text battle career span... however unlikely... this number only reaches 18,824 total possible wins.

We could attribute him a further 7 leap days, applying his average of two wins a day, to give him a further 14 career wins but this would STILL fall short of his claimed record at a lowly 18,838.

It’s not looking good is it?

Let’s say we give him back the three days a year we presumed he wouldn’t be battling, over 26 years, giving him another 78 days. Then, of course, apply his 2 wins a day ratio here - assuming of course that he continued his unbeaten text battle streak he must have been on - this brings it up to a possible +156 wins which would be 18994 and still far short of the final figure he projects of 20,000 wins and beyond.

The math doesn’t lie.

This figure does NOT seem realistic and so one can only deduce from these findings that Corleone is nothing but a liar and a FRAUD. His word is not to be trusted and I for one will not be believing a single word uttered from his dick sucking lips until I’m shown proof to the contrary.

Math is the universal language of Corleone being a lying faggot.

Until next time, gentlemen.

#StaySafe

[Dope girl]

Whoa!

[El Muffin]

I already knew

Bruh genocide said he wasn’t even much back then in the ez board days

Dude embellishes everything he has done to the highest possible degree

Who brags about a phone call From a magazine telling you “we’d let you know “

* 3 weeks later *

Jay z ‘s step child & “ interviewed by rolling stone “ becomes another note in his resume

Dudes a joke

Nigga ain’t even 20-0 yet alone 20000

[El Muffin]

I’d like to take the moment to appreciate Lars’ usage /spelling of “ wreckord”

Baited the shit out of this guy using that old terminology

You know he the type to put battle wreckord in his sig lmaooo

[Hush]

Welp the numbers don’t lie folks

[Pharaohs Army]

You don't need all this math to tell you he wasn't jacking cars at age 7, nor was he a member of wu tang at age 7, nor was he offered to ghostwrite for 50 cent lmao

[Sharp]

So Corleone was lying?

[Answer]

This is not a math proof at all, you’re imposing the assumption of what is and isn’t a reasonable number, but you haven’t proven it impossible. Mods close this thread until we can get a real Asian to redo it

[Diode]

YOU SEE THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACKERFICE, SAMOA JOE

[UPN Zuch]

I believed him until I saw this thread. Thank you.

[Blue Bayou]

I remain unconvinced

[Destroyer]

is this math taking Terryology into consideration?

[corleone]

How did I lie? lol Your numbers are pretty accurate. At that, your ratio calculated 2 battles per day, when in retrospective, their stood days where I would have atleast 30 or more battles with 30 or more different people in the old AOL chatroom, titled as, "Tight Freestylers" during the early 1990s. I hope you know, for the record, I do count those as battles, as well, in terms of accumulating a battle record throughout the course of those years.

I'm ancient, my guy, lol. I'm definitely not who you think I am, lol. I was one of the forerunners who began the netceeing era, with Sha77er S7ar, MC Scorpion, Drastic, and Logic aka Balystics when netceeing had yet to even exist. I was also one of the administrators over at, "Freestyle Universe" and many other forums. I was just shooting over a fun number to you, nothing personal but although, those numbers may be true, I still have yet to come up with an exact number of battles I've had, throughout the course of my netceeing era, lol. Its pretty close, tho.

My AOL screen name back in 1993-1994 was titled as, "Cleptho6916@aol.com". I also had another screen name titled as, "l Liberal Arts l", and "Raw Scrolls". I met @Rawn MD in those chatrooms around 1994 or so, and his AOL screen name was titled as, "G Money 43". If you don't believe me, just ask him yourself, lol. I was in a crew he created called, "I.C.U" (abbreviated for, "Intensive Care Unit"). I also once posted under the alias names titled as, "Anonamous","Flamboyant", "Naturally Gifted", "Manskandelis", "Service Justice", "Syde Effex", and a few more names. A reminder, I was always considerably, "celeb" like because I've always had a rap career off net, since a kid, so these names were just aliases so people wouldn't whole heartedly know who I am, to protect my identity.

I was a member of the Wu Tang Clan as a six or seven year old kid and I was being discipled under the ".5 percenters" religion by Wu and Killa Army members so my life was alot different then most kids my age, lol. I was extremely intelligent and mature for my age, and I had a image to protect as a celebrity. Plus, I always wanted to have fun as a kid but when I was recruited as a WU member, I was told that I could no longer hang out on the streets or with certain friends anymore because either they were doing knucklehead shit or it was just ultimately, bad for my celeb status as a WU member. I couldn't really do what most kids had wanted to do because of my celeb like status so that's why I had so many alias names that I posted under on forums back in those days, lol.

[El Muffin]

Newsflash.

ShAtter Star was garbage

& you counting old back n forths via chat rooms as battles? Smfh . I guarantee you are the only one declaring anyone As the winner

I remember those too dork. You ain’t the forerunner of shit there’s niggas who predate you and are way more talented

Not some weird talentless hack Who’s fronting like he a former wutang member

[corleone]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

Newsflash.

ShAtter Star was garbage

& you counting old back n forths via chat rooms as battles? Smfh . I guarantee you are the only one declaring anyone As the winner

I remember those too dork. You ain’t the forerunner of shit there’s niggas who predate you and are way more talented

Not some weird talentless hack Who’s fronting like he a former wutang member

If anyone was more talented than me, then so be it but I'll be damned if I let a dumb motherfucker such as yourself make up lies about me and fabricate this life of some sorts that you've claimed I've lived. On top of that, I am recognized as a legend/veteran/forerunner on these net boards, so for you to hold myself subject to anything lesser than that is something I will never stand for. If you weren't around back in my day, how am I to continue to lower myself for the sake of your own jealousy, towards myself? Humility is one thing, but when someone is trying to humiliate you, its another thing. Check yourself, homie. You ain't shit.

I enjoy what I essentially do, as in battling on the net and etc, so if you don't see eye to eye with me on that level, then I suggest that you find a new hobby.

[evaD]

@Corleone take that banner out your signature THIS INSTANT

[corleone]

Originally Posted by evaD

@Corleone take that banner out your signature THIS INSTANT

Why should I? I am an official member of that crew, you dipshit. I was actually around during the time it was created, around 1993 or so. On the contrary, who are you? You have no affiliations to SMP, nor are you a member, so why would you literally steal that image from my signature and post it under yours? Your a sad, pathetic individual.

[sral]

Pretty sure evaD was recruited by Anomamouse in 2001 tbc

[Geno]

Jesus christ.

[Finnydot]

Dude been e-thuggin since Netscape. Lets keep it real... That's some serious internet cred.