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Old 05-19-2013, 02:35 PM   #1
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Old 05-25-2013, 11:43 PM   #2
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Ron Burgundy's verse

Michael's broke as fuck, while I get cake...I know this guy is just jealous
How the fuck are you going to have NO paper...but spend your whole life trynna sell it?!
This idiot's got no sensor, keeps offending people...you stay looking for shit to out
It's no wonder you cooked your foot on that grill...you're always putting it in your mouth
Never seen a face so horrid...when you approach them, girls get cross
That's an UGLY mug...ANY chick would prefer the one that says "Worlds Best Boss"
You can catch him prowling gay bars. You stay fucking fags, right?
No one wanna hear that Scott ish...But we all know this dude LOVES to bag pipe
He's landed like 2 girls his whole life...There's no one you're seeing, just stop it
You've BARELY been able to manage one bitch...let alone the three in your office
This homo hates hetero porn. He prefers dicks...and he likes to stroke'em
So, anytime a Man Loves a Woman...I GUARANTEE we'll see Michael Bolton
Dude's got a mental disorder. Someone PLEASE make this fucker see shrinks
They brought you back for the last episode...but you've probably had another three since
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Michael Scott's verse

Scott got bars. but the finals involving this fakes a mystery.
You ain't the Champ, he's just gona hold u sobbing when I take this victory/
Cut this nigga then feed him to the fishs for bein' bland n corny.
When I'm talm bout Ron, choppas, and sharks - it ain't a MacDon fantasy story/
I'm gona dent Ron skull 'til this fuckin' maggot falls.
They'll all be sayin' a "Brick killed a guy" like the recap of your faggot brawl/
Ur bitch grindin' her hips on the G-d. U stay catchin' bananas.
I got her doin' that BackStir - while you cuddle with him in matchin' pajamas/
U dyin' dawg. The razr paint the walls when it plunders ur chest.
Only time we wanna see Burgundy on the News - is when they cover ur death/
Smash ur brains to mush then toss u in the ocean u queer.
When I say u'll meet an Anchor, man - It's not about events with ur peers/
I'm ur worst nightmare, trusttttt - u ain't seen nothin' herb.
If you think Milk was a bad choice - I'm expired, stinkin' and full of fuckin' curds/
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:09 PM   #4
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Ron Burgundy's verse

Michael's broke as fuck, while I get cake...I know this guy is just jealous
How the fuck are you going to have NO paper...but spend your whole life trynna sell it?!
This idiot's got no sensor, keeps offending people...you stay looking for shit to out
It's no wonder you cooked your foot on that grill...you're always putting it in your mouth
Never seen a face so horrid...when you approach them, girls get cross
That's an UGLY mug...ANY chick would prefer the one that says "Worlds Best Boss"
You can catch him prowling gay bars. You stay fucking fags, right?
No one wanna hear that Scott ish...But we all know this dude LOVES to bag pipe
This homo hates hetero porn. He prefers dicks...and he likes to stroke'em
So, anytime a Man Loves a Woman...I GUARANTEE we'll see Michael Bolton


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Scott got bars. but the finals involving this fakes a mystery.
You ain't the Champ, he's just gona hold u sobbing when I take this victory/
Cut this nigga then feed him to the fishs for bein' bland n corny.
When I'm talm bout Ron, choppas, and sharks - it ain't a MacDon fantasy story/
I'm gona dent Ron skull 'til this fuckin' maggot falls.
They'll all be sayin' a "Brick killed a guy" like the recap of your knuck brawl/
Ur bitch grindin' her hips on the G-d. U stay catchin' bananas.
I got her doin' that BackStir - while you cuddle with him in matchin' pajamas/



Cool finals, I plain and simple I had Ron with no real misses. I thought the Anchor man and Burgundy on the news were alright but a little predictable. This one could boil down to preference in approaches, but I thought Ron's punches were harder hitting and Mike was funny, but wasn't as consistent. Good shizz guise

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Old 05-27-2013, 08:46 AM   #5
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Ron went in tbh.

Cool battle. Similar types of punches but rons set up was more fluid and hit directly. Baxter was a stretch. Maybe give you the champ line but ron whole verse was solid nothing you can do.

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Old 05-28-2013, 04:32 AM   #6
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the flow in both these verses was extremely formulaic...maybe it's just that I ain't read a text battle in a long ass time...but I honestly think switching up ur cadence an shit would make for a much more interesting read...it definitely helps in live battles tbh...

but I give this to ron...the bagpipes line was a standout an the michael bolton line was really nice...my only beef with it is that it was percy sledge who sang when a man loves a woman...michael bolton covered it I think?

but yeah...sitting here after reading those two verses I can remember both those bars from ron but I can't remember any bars from michael...that's enough to tell me who won without having to break it down much further...no disrespect meant by that, just the truth about how I see this one...

lmao @ the filter turning the faggit word into knuck tho...who is responsible for that?

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Ill vote.ron if i.can.do.so.wothout a big expo

Ron is in a seperate(higher) tier then mike.....its really not even close.....its suprising this is the finals.....then again couldnt have been too many dope dudes in this ne how......i will say rons verse was bonkers tho....props
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Old 05-29-2013, 10:13 PM   #9
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Michael's broke as fuck, while I get cake...I know this guy is just jealous
How the fuck are you going to have NO paper...but spend your whole life trynna sell it?!
This idiot's got no sensor, keeps offending people...you stay looking for shit to out
It's no wonder you cooked your foot on that grill...you're always putting it in your mouth
Never seen a face so horrid...when you approach them, girls get cross
That's an UGLY mug...ANY chick would prefer the one that says "Worlds Best Boss"
You can catch him prowling gay bars. You stay fucking fags, right?
No one wanna hear that Scott ish...But we all know this dude LOVES to bag pipe


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Scott got bars. but the finals involving this fakes a mystery.
You ain't the Champ, he's just gona hold u sobbing when I take this victory/
Cut this nigga then feed him to the fishs for bein' bland n corny.
When I'm talm bout Ron, choppas, and sharks - it ain't a MacDon fantasy story/
I'm gona dent Ron skull 'til this fuckin' maggot falls.
They'll all be sayin' a "Brick killed a guy" like the recap of your knuck brawl/

V/ron, cool battle both had some nice bars tbh, i thought scott's brick killed a guy
line was nice i like that but ron''s verse was a lil more consistent here really close
imo, props for a good finals yah'll. but ron gets my vote
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