WEEK FIFTEEN: I<3DICK (1-0) vs TIMELESS (3-5) ZELPH WINS VIA NS

Adverse · 07-30-2022, 04:06 PM

AOWL Season X WEEK FIFTEEN

@timeless @I<3Dick

Verse Due: WEDNESDAY AUGUST 4TH @ 11:59PM

Line min: 10

Max: 40

Rules: http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=150311

Topic:

GOOD LUCK

i single · 07-30-2022, 04:20 PM

You’re going down

20ish

timeless · 07-31-2022, 01:56 AM

Country death song.

Going more than 20.

Eat a dick or two to digest those thoughts of yours.

Good job on the avatar.

High five, you seem to be going up.

i single · 08-03-2022, 11:05 AM

Ext

i single · 08-05-2022, 11:15 AM

If I was sitting down pondering
Life in one picture
Squandering
asking myself who is this man timeless?
He’s blind, gay and binary
Rhymeless, take your time Harry
potter! I say, HARRY POTTER!
Don’t touch me you fucking asshole
Never again
Guess what, I left another note on your dresser
It says I won’t be coming home until hunukuh
I hope you die without warming
I’ve just gone global without warming
But if my battery dies
Just know I ain’t got a phone anymore to use or call text email or anything whatever

timeless · 08-06-2022, 01:46 AM

Always persuade myself that i have time for this shit
Art of writing league? Fuck yeah! Write til im dying kid
Approach a dope idea and immediately forget about it
Work has my stress clouded and at best crowded.
I cant catch a breath, sitting alone on this bench.
Simple-minded, no pole but im fishing due west.
Due less than owed, i gather my blessings and roll.
This pink ass backpack will surely stack my stash of weapons and souls.
As i wander aimlessly, shamelessy pondering heavens oldest in time.
Accepting all roles, please submit your application or resume online.

Rawn MD · 08-06-2022, 04:09 AM

Um I don’t know what happened

I think both of you expected the other not to show and what amounted was 2 no show verses, so yeah…

I’m not really going to break these down too much bc the effort doesn’t warrant it.

But Zelph took this bc well it was more comedic, and that and maybe the going global without warming line was enough to edge it

Kind of disappointed though, I wanted to see timeless drop something… oh well

Vote - zelph

Sharp · 08-06-2022, 08:44 AM

Is this what topicals is

Adverse · 08-06-2022, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp

Is this what topicals is

Yes. The epitome of it

This was kind of disappointing to be honest, I expected Zelph to come halfhearted but honestly even if Timeless didn’t know what to write he could have come from any other direction he would have taken this easily. These meta takes have worn on me since I have to read them more than 3 times a millennia. I don’t know who to vote for, liked Zelphs less serious approach but think Timeless verse embodied more of the topical format and actually rhymes. Whatever.

V/Timeless

i single · 08-06-2022, 11:53 AM

Isn’t he DQ for late show?

Adverse · 08-06-2022, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I <3 DICK

Isn’t he DQ for late show?

Yeah you’re right, posted after the due date

Master Rock · 08-06-2022, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timeless

Country death song.

Going more than 20.

Eat a dick or two to digest those thoughts of yours.

Good job on the avatar.

High five, you seem to be going up.

I have no why I thought this was his verse initially...lol...my bad.
I'll revote.

timeless · 08-07-2022, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I <3 DICK

Isn’t he DQ for late show?

Thats how you play this? Lol wow.

timeless · 08-07-2022, 12:02 AM

I lost? Lol ok. Sorry dudes. Better luck next time. Good job zelph whoever the fuck you are

Master Rock · 08-07-2022, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timeless

I lost? Lol ok. Sorry dudes. Better luck next time. Good job zelph whoever the fuck you are

Yes, slob knobbers are usually like that.

timeless · 08-07-2022, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Rock

Yes, slob knobbers are usually like that.

Ok?

I keyed something up, as did he, but as soon as someone votes for me he cries wolf and gets another NS win? Sounds like a bunch of fun were having.

Sorry being late. Maybe the battle should have been closed or i should have been told to fuck off at the deadline.

Heard?

timeless · 08-07-2022, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adverse

Yeah you’re right, posted after the due date

All good gotta do what you got to do. Appreciate what youve done for this league. Wish i couldve been more active this time around. Winter is coming keep it going my guy.

Adverse · 08-07-2022, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timeless

All good gotta do what you got to do. Appreciate what youve done for this league. Wish i couldve been more active this time around. Winter is coming keep it going my guy.

Yeah it’s nothing personal. Rules are you get a 24 hour extension upon requesting one, but anything after that is up to your opponent. Most people allow it but not everyone does, thanks for all the participation timeless you’ve been great man

i single · 08-07-2022, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timeless

Thats how you play this? Lol wow.

It’s Nothing against you bro but rules are rules and you’re a fagit

Rawn MD · 08-07-2022, 03:46 AM

Lol@ nothing against you but let me insult you

Well played

And @timeless you act like you deserve a W for that effort anyways
I mean be real with yourself… you were late, and you wrote a trash keystyle… you don’t deserve the W even if you got the W tbh… but zelph kinda sucks for being a stickler, but I guess I get it bc he prolly keyed a verse seeing as you were no showing anyways. Just saying.. if u dropped a verse like @brokenhal0 did and put effort forth to get that dq called I can understand being upset more, but I mean come on think about what you dropped

07-30-2022, 04:06 PM	#1
Adverse low tide in serotonin bay Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,739 Battle Record: 37-28 Champed - GWL Picture Challenge - Guerrilla Writing League - Black August II Rep Power: 15446142	WEEK FIFTEEN: I<3DICK (1-0) vs TIMELESS (3-5) ZELPH WINS VIA NS AOWL Season X WEEK FIFTEEN @timeless @I<3Dick Verse Due: WEDNESDAY AUGUST 4TH @ 11:59PM Line min: 10 Max: 40 Rules: http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=150311 Topic: GOOD LUCK

08-05-2022, 11:15 AM	#5
i single Zarg Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 162 Rep Power: 1649292	If I was sitting down pondering Life in one picture Squandering asking myself who is this man timeless? He’s blind, gay and binary Rhymeless, take your time Harry potter! I say, HARRY POTTER! Don’t touch me you fucking asshole Never again Guess what, I left another note on your dresser It says I won’t be coming home until hunukuh I hope you die without warming I’ve just gone global without warming But if my battery dies Just know I ain’t got a phone anymore to use or call text email or anything whatever Last edited by i single; 08-05-2022 at 11:19 AM.

08-06-2022, 04:09 AM	#7
Rawn MD Get MacDon Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 2,168 Battle Record: 3-7 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 0	Um I don’t know what happened I think both of you expected the other not to show and what amounted was 2 no show verses, so yeah… I’m not really going to break these down too much bc the effort doesn’t warrant it. But Zelph took this bc well it was more comedic, and that and maybe the going global without warming line was enough to edge it Kind of disappointed though, I wanted to see timeless drop something… oh well Vote - zelph __________________ FFC>FCC A. bove T. he R. est Last edited by Rawn MD; 08-06-2022 at 04:11 AM.

08-07-2022, 03:46 AM	#20
Rawn MD Get MacDon Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 2,168 Battle Record: 3-7 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 0	Lol@ nothing against you but let me insult you Well played And @timeless you act like you deserve a W for that effort anyways I mean be real with yourself… you were late, and you wrote a trash keystyle… you don’t deserve the W even if you got the W tbh… but zelph kinda sucks for being a stickler, but I guess I get it bc he prolly keyed a verse seeing as you were no showing anyways. Just saying.. if u dropped a verse like @brokenhal0 did and put effort forth to get that dq called I can understand being upset more, but I mean come on think about what you dropped __________________ FFC>FCC A. bove T. he R. est

07-30-2022, 04:20 PM	#2
i single Zarg Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 162 Rep Power: 1649292	You’re going down 20ish

07-31-2022, 01:56 AM	#3
timeless past tense Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: NJ Posts: 1,627 Battle Record: 22-39 Rep Power: 4341325	Country death song. Going more than 20. Eat a dick or two to digest those thoughts of yours. Good job on the avatar. High five, you seem to be going up.

08-03-2022, 11:05 AM	#4
i single Zarg Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 162 Rep Power: 1649292	Ext

08-06-2022, 01:46 AM	#6
timeless past tense Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: NJ Posts: 1,627 Battle Record: 22-39 Rep Power: 4341325	Always persuade myself that i have time for this shit Art of writing league? Fuck yeah! Write til im dying kid Approach a dope idea and immediately forget about it Work has my stress clouded and at best crowded. I cant catch a breath, sitting alone on this bench. Simple-minded, no pole but im fishing due west. Due less than owed, i gather my blessings and roll. This pink ass backpack will surely stack my stash of weapons and souls. As i wander aimlessly, shamelessy pondering heavens oldest in time. Accepting all roles, please submit your application or resume online.

08-06-2022, 11:53 AM	#10
i single Zarg Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 162 Rep Power: 1649292	Isn’t he DQ for late show?

08-07-2022, 12:02 AM	#14
timeless past tense Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: NJ Posts: 1,627 Battle Record: 22-39 Rep Power: 4341325	I lost? Lol ok. Sorry dudes. Better luck next time. Good job zelph whoever the fuck you are