Contender Match: Dave vs UserName - DAVE WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees SOL Season II
Week 6

Due Friday, August 5th at Midnight PST

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Maximum: 14 Lines
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[Sharp]

UserName's Verse

I’ll clown this Brit, keep talking and ur gettin pounded quick
Your verse is like Resin’s house, full of dumb Flips that never amount to shit
I’m firing until the sound goes CLICK, ur losing it kid, don’t shake and shout
Of course I’m removing your lid, I always separate the trash when I take it out
Who’s debating now? Geez Dave, you’ve got a fiends face
If a getaway driver made the turns that your teeth make, he’d escape every police chase
Your verse is for the birds, all it does is leave a sour vibe
If my verse is for the birds it’s because of all the power lines
Your girl sending me pictures, her & her friends licking her toys
Ain’t been a hard drive this packed full of bitches since ur last road trip with ur boys
Verses put everyone to sleep, we can’t listen to Dave
Your bars should come with bedsheets attached like a prison escape
Yea I’m a heavyweight, and all my haymakers divide
All you got is cat-like reflexes, which explains why Resin ate you alive
Teeth looking like a western pine was fed through a jet turbine
You’ve never gone the extra mile, but my uppercut will fix that in record time
You dress like a homeless bum, all ur clothes are done
Dave’s closet is all Hand-me-downs, like when Seth asks to hold his son



Dave's Verse

Fuck text I’m catchin bodies and leavin em in vacants
You’re here to cement your place in the playoffs.. I’m here to cement your place beneath my basement
Battling my old buddy is kinda weird I won’t front
There really is a lot to unpack here - user brought his own lunch
Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind
If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find
I’m known for pulling all nighters, tear up the city when we turnt out
If you came home in the Wee hours you’d find me pissing in your girls mouth
She told me you could never last and that was all I had to hear
My dick was inside for so long it came out with gang connections and a tattooed tear
Not really the type to care but my fits are always kinda rare
If he steps out head to toe in drip he’s probably just had to tackle a flight of stairs
I’m rubbing shoulders with celebs.. the type of party he blatantly dreams of
The only star-studded affair he’s ever known was helping LGI to take those jeans off
My moneys so long I can’t spend it all but I keep tryin
Only thing User’s known to fritter away is every meal in his deep fryer
Take this W and take my pals out - love celebrating and it’s that time my friend
If your boys are giving you chest bumps it’s CPR cus you’ve flatlined again

[Dope girl]

Both vs so amazing
Flows so tight
I like User vs more
Vote-User

[Aero]

User:

I’ll clown this Brit, keep talking and ur gettin pounded quick
Your verse is like Resin’s house, full of dumb Flips that never amount to shit
is this in reference to asians randomly doing backflips lol... this is okay.. I like it more than I should though
I’m firing until the sound goes CLICK, ur losing it kid, don’t shake and shout
Of course I’m removing your lid, I always separate the trash when I take it out
Setup was ass lol.. I guess you said the trash lines are working let me get in this.. this was alright
Who’s debating now? Geez Dave, you’ve got a fiends face
If a getaway driver made the turns that your teeth make, he’d escape every police chase
haha, good grief
Your verse is for the birds, all it does is leave a sour vibe
If my verse is for the birds it’s because of all the power lines
lol cute but silly like you.
Your girl sending me pictures, her & her friends licking her toys
Ain’t been a hard drive this packed full of bitches since ur last road trip with ur boys
nah this doesnt hit for me
Verses put everyone to sleep, we can’t listen to Dave
Your bars should come with bedsheets attached like a prison escape
lol nice, good imagery
Yea I’m a heavyweight, and all my haymakers divide
All you got is cat-like reflexes, which explains why Resin ate you alive
lol.. nice
Teeth looking like a western pine was fed through a jet turbine
You’ve never gone the extra mile, but my uppercut will fix that in record time
liked the setup more than the punch
You dress like a homeless bum, all ur clothes are done
Dave’s closet is all Hand-me-downs, like when Seth asks to hold his son
hahaha

Good comedic verse, seemed effortless


Dave:

Fuck text I’m catchin bodies and leavin em in vacants
You’re here to cement your place in the playoffs.. I’m here to cement your place beneath my basement
kinda predictable
Battling my old buddy is kinda weird I won’t front
There really is a lot to unpack here - user brought his own lunch
LOLOL
Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind
If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find
cool but I knew where the punch was going
I’m known for pulling all nighters, tear up the city when we turnt out
If you came home in the Wee hours you’d find me pissing in your girls mouth
lol this is silly, I cant like this
She told me you could never last and that was all I had to hear
My dick was inside for so long it came out with gang connections and a tattooed tear
LOL
Not really the type to care but my fits are always kinda rare
If he steps out head to toe in drip he’s probably just had to tackle a flight of stairs
this was fire
I’m rubbing shoulders with celebs.. the type of party he blatantly dreams of
The only star-studded affair he’s ever known was helping LGI to take those jeans off
kinda gay even as a diss but it works
My moneys so long I can’t spend it all but I keep tryin
Only thing User’s known to fritter away is every meal in his deep fryer
lol alright
Take this W and take my pals out - love celebrating and it’s that time my friend
If your boys are giving you chest bumps it’s CPR cus you’ve flatlined again
nice closer

Brought some heat, definitely redeemed yourself


Too close for me so I'll have to do a point breakdown. Good battle!

Okay so I have Dave winning this by a hair. His lows were a bit higher than User's

[Wanderer]

Fire battle.. reserved for later

Originally Posted by Sharp

UserName's Verse

I’ll clown this Brit, keep talking and ur gettin pounded quick
Your verse is like Resin’s house, full of dumb Flips that never amount to shit
I don’t get this from the off… am I retarded?… maybe
I’m firing until the sound goes CLICK, ur losing it kid, don’t shake and shout
Of course I’m removing your lid, I always separate the trash when I take it out
Ok ok how many trash bars we gonna do this season… it’s ok though
Who’s debating now? Geez Dave, you’ve got a fiends face
If a getaway driver made the turns that your teeth make, he’d escape every police chase
Funny angle and creative… it’s decent
Your verse is for the birds, all it does is leave a sour vibe
If my verse is for the birds it’s because of all the power lines
Bit swag and flow but this is still nice
Your girl sending me pictures, her & her friends licking her toys
Ain’t been a hard drive this packed full of bitches since ur last road trip with ur boys
Decent
Verses put everyone to sleep, we can’t listen to Dave
Your bars should come with bedsheets attached like a prison escape
Nice
Yea I’m a heavyweight, and all my haymakers divide
All you got is cat-like reflexes, which explains why Resin ate you alive
That’s dope, good personal touch
Teeth looking like a western pine was fed through a jet turbine
You’ve never gone the extra mile, but my uppercut will fix that in record time
Seemed like it was going somewhere but the punch was weak
You dress like a homeless bum, all ur clothes are done
Dave’s closet is all Hand-me-downs, like when Seth asks to hold his son
Lol. Funny, but this punch seems like it does more damage to Seth than Dave



Dave's Verse

Fuck text I’m catchin bodies and leavin em in vacants
You’re here to cement your place in the playoffs.. I’m here to cement your place beneath my basement
Battling my old buddy is kinda weird I won’t front
There really is a lot to unpack here - user brought his own lunch
Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind
If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find
I’m known for pulling all nighters, tear up the city when we turnt out
If you came home in the Wee hours you’d find me pissing in your girls mouth
She told me you could never last and that was all I had to hear
My dick was inside for so long it came out with gang connections and a tattooed tear
Not really the type to care but my fits are always kinda rare
If he steps out head to toe in drip he’s probably just had to tackle a flight of stairs
I’m rubbing shoulders with celebs.. the type of party he blatantly dreams of
The only star-studded affair he’s ever known was helping LGI to take those jeans off
My moneys so long I can’t spend it all but I keep tryin
Only thing User’s known to fritter away is every meal in his deep fryer
Take this W and take my pals out - love celebrating and it’s that time my friend
If your boys are giving you chest bumps it’s CPR cus you’ve flatlined again

I bring you the other half of my somehow fucked up vote…

Dave's Verse

Fuck text I’m catchin bodies and leavin em in vacants
You’re here to cement your place in the playoffs.. I’m here to cement your place beneath my basement
Punch a bit long winded but I dig the idea, it’s decent
Battling my old buddy is kinda weird I won’t front
There really is a lot to unpack here - user brought his own lunch
Lol, I liked this a lot
Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind
If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find
Lol again cool
I’m known for pulling all nighters, tear up the city when we turnt out
If you came home in the Wee hours you’d find me pissing in your girls mouth
Wee hours is a bit of a stretch to me. It’s ok
She told me you could never last and that was all I had to hear
My dick was inside for so long it came out with gang connections and a tattooed tear
That’s dope to me, ‘inside’ flip actually quite simple but this is cleverly done
Not really the type to care but my fits are always kinda rare
If he steps out head to toe in drip he’s probably just had to tackle a flight of stairs
I’ve personally seen a lot of fat/can’t tackle stairs connections which took away from ur punch slightly
I’m rubbing shoulders with celebs.. the type of party he blatantly dreams of
The only star-studded affair he’s ever known was helping LGI to take those jeans off
Ok
My moneys so long I can’t spend it all but I keep tryin
Only thing User’s known to fritter away is every meal in his deep fryer
Ok. Solid
Take this W and take my pals out - love celebrating and it’s that time my friend
If your boys are giving you chest bumps it’s CPR cus you’ve flatlined again
Lol good closer
[/QUOTE]

User was on point with the multis and wording , Dave wasn’t too dissimilar either.. but in the end, Dave gets my vote for heavier overall hits

Tricky one though. Good shit both of you. When I first read this I had user… but reading a couple of times, Dave just came with it

[Resin M-I-C]

I’ll clown this Brit, keep talking and ur gettin pounded quick
Your verse is like Resin’s house, full of dumb Flips that never amount to shit
well u and ur mom are hillbillies, this is a house of learned doctors.. its funny but light 2.5

I’m firing until the sound goes CLICK, ur losing it kid, don’t shake and shout
Of course I’m removing your lid, I always separate the trash when I take it out
trash lines are becoming a thing, this was cool 3

Who’s debating now? Geez Dave, you’ve got a fiends face
If a getaway driver made the turns that your teeth make, he’d escape every police chase
certified bangerrrr, damn 5

Your verse is for the birds, all it does is leave a sour vibe
If my verse is for the birds it’s because of all the power lines
braggadocio lol fucks with it 3.5

Your girl sending me pictures, her & her friends licking her toys
Ain’t been a hard drive this packed full of bitches since ur last road trip with ur boys
aight, not too shabby 2

Verses put everyone to sleep, we can’t listen to Dave
Your bars should come with bedsheets attached like a prison escape
yeah thats nasty 5

Yea I’m a heavyweight, and all my haymakers divide
All you got is cat-like reflexes, which explains why Resin ate you alive
i’ve done this concept but still a good personal 3

Teeth looking like a western pine was fed through a jet turbine
You’ve never gone the extra mile, but my uppercut will fix that in record time
prob ur worse line but it wasnt bad 2

You dress like a homeless bum, all ur clothes are done
Dave’s closet is all Hand-me-downs, like when Seth asks to hold his son
ouchhh, nasty
5


vs


Fuck text I’m catchin bodies and leavin em in vacants
You’re here to cement your place in the playoffs.. I’m here to cement your place beneath my basement
little long but cool 3

Battling my old buddy is kinda weird I won’t front
There really is a lot to unpack here - user brought his own lunch
HAHAHAH pure comedy 4.5

Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind
If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find
never heard snitching as rolled over.. dunno maybe im missing something.. maybe its because i didnt grow up in bensonhurst 2.5

I’m known for pulling all nighters, tear up the city when we turnt out
If you came home in the Wee hours you’d find me pissing in your girls mouth
lol corny but ok 2.5

She told me you could never last and that was all I had to hear
My dick was inside for so long it came out with gang connections and a tattooed tear
woooo coookin 5

Not really the type to care but my fits are always kinda rare
If he steps out head to toe in drip he’s probably just had to tackle a flight of stairs
yeah thats nastyyy 5

I’m rubbing shoulders with celebs.. the type of party he blatantly dreams of
The only star-studded affair he’s ever known was helping LGI to take those jeans off
self explanatory but i need visuals for the personal to truly work 2

My moneys so long I can’t spend it all but I keep tryin
Only thing User’s known to fritter away is every meal in his deep fryer
decent, funny 3

Take this W and take my pals out - love celebrating and it’s that time my friend
If your boys are giving you chest bumps it’s CPR cus you’ve flatlined again
realll solid closer 4


battle of the season so far.. both of yous killed it. 4 sickkk ass lines each.. theres two lines of Dave’s i didnt get, gonna read this over couple more times and will decide.. but fuckin solid battle boys.. this ones for the books.. yeah Dave had one more in the ammo that i liked..

Dave

[Dominate]

Originally Posted by Sharp

UserName's Verse

I’ll clown this Brit, keep talking and ur gettin pounded quick
Your verse is like Resin’s house, full of dumb Flips that never amount to shit
I don't think anyone so far knows Flips = Filipinos? I have seen that wp before but this was still amusing with the rest of it
I’m firing until the sound goes CLICK, ur losing it kid, don’t shake and shout
Of course I’m removing your lid, I always separate the trash when I take it out
It sounds good but I don't entirely get the literal side of this. Seperate the trash from what? Maybe waste collection works differently in America...
Who’s debating now? Geez Dave, you’ve got a fiends face
If a getaway driver made the turns that your teeth make, he’d escape every police chase
LMAO. I don't know if his teeth are actually fucked up but being British makes it believable enough that this hits as a personal. Funny and creative
Your verse is for the birds, all it does is leave a sour vibe
If my verse is for the birds it’s because of all the power lines
It's a good line but it's more swag than diss
Your girl sending me pictures, her & her friends licking her toys
Ain’t been a hard drive this packed full of bitches since ur last road trip with ur boys
lol. pretty good
Verses put everyone to sleep, we can’t listen to Dave
Your bars should come with bedsheets attached like a prison escape
creative, pretty good
Yea I’m a heavyweight, and all my haymakers divide
All you got is cat-like reflexes, which explains why Resin ate you alive
not bad with the personal tie in. I haven't seen this exact one before, but any phrase/idiom with 'cat' in it seems a little tired with the asian food connection
Teeth looking like a western pine was fed through a jet turbine
You’ve never gone the extra mile, but my uppercut will fix that in record time
Your weakest bar here. Set up was creative and amusing though
You dress like a homeless bum, all ur clothes are done
Dave’s closet is all Hand-me-downs, like when Seth asks to hold his son
LMAOOOOOO. Hand me downs ahahahahaha. I literally loled at this.


Dave's Verse

Fuck text I’m catchin bodies and leavin em in vacants
You’re here to cement your place in the playoffs.. I’m here to cement your place beneath my basement
Okay, not bad
Battling my old buddy is kinda weird I won’t front
There really is a lot to unpack here - user brought his own lunch
LMAO. Dope
Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind
If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find
Lol again. This is good.
I’m known for pulling all nighters, tear up the city when we turnt out
If you came home in the Wee hours you’d find me pissing in your girls mouth
I want to hate this now that I'm writing the bar by bar breakdown but honestly when I first read it I smiled. I think the placement of this bar straight after two very solid and funny ones was a clever move. This would have been bad as an opener for example but it kinda works once I'm already laughing
She told me you could never last and that was all I had to hear
My dick was inside for so long it came out with gang connections and a tattooed tear
LOL. Creative, I like it
Not really the type to care but my fits are always kinda rare
If he steps out head to toe in drip he’s probably just had to tackle a flight of stairs
Ahahahahah. Yeah, good
I’m rubbing shoulders with celebs.. the type of party he blatantly dreams of
The only star-studded affair he’s ever known was helping LGI to take those jeans off
lol OK. Kinda similar to the Wee bar
My moneys so long I can’t spend it all but I keep tryin
Only thing User’s known to fritter away is every meal in his deep fryer
hahahaha
Take this W and take my pals out - love celebrating and it’s that time my friend
If your boys are giving you chest bumps it’s CPR cus you’ve flatlined again
Not as good as some other bars in here but not bad

Really enjoyable battle guys. Creative and hilarious lines on both sides. Hand me downs was the funniest individual line to me but I think overall I loled a bit more in Dave's verse. All those fat jokes were hitting and were fresh to me.

V/ Dave

[Incredible]

I usually give a better breakdown but don't really have the time to.

What I see here is a well deversified verse here from username with a couple misses vs. A verse practically filled with Good/funny fat boy concepts. Idk when the same idea is used in multiple ways I feel it's a little less creative. Username definitely had the best bar of the battle with the hand me downs and was overall a bit more creative with his concepts for that reason I'm voting for username.

[UPN Zuch]

Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind
If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find




bury me

[White LGI]

User had the two resin bars, the power lines..prison escape and that closer was dope....

Dave was just dope, his whole verse was dope as hell....he was ROFLZ from stsrt to finish....I think this will be my first vote against user ever....but Dave just came with it here


Vote Dave



But why did I take my pants off



Great battle guys