beast mode: parrot lion

big baby · 12-12-2013, 10:08 PM

bwhahaha

Ron Artest the audience. And preach world peace to support all the kids
Spill blood on your cherry red Jordans knock-offs @ an Adidas Freestyle Tournament
I Metta chemist named Walter Black. And used Warner Brother quotes to throw the cops off
awesomeness. Atom bombs are gorgeous. And it’s ironic that C4 is the bomb name & the coordinates.
meet the cannon-ball cannibal. Gnaw your flesh. then use LeBron James sweatband as a last-resort tourniquet
Better hope I loosely located the venison and The Kings sweat synges shut your newly amputated skeleton.
Befriended governor from Walking Dead mixed with Herschel and his talking head
Using sworded blades to saw your neck. I guess the use of the word morbid here would be sorta ehh.
saw Pablo Picasso’s ink drawing Gustavo Fring starring in How the Grinch stole Katniss
Stuck his peenis in peetah, with 100% accuracy
It’s immaculate. See. The way I cleverly babble a piece. I ether Webbers with a scenic web that I spin at my leisure with pleasure.
lick the venom needles vernacular. Spackle, a witches keeeettle. dismembered pieces of cattle, I’m a Hindu priestess with candles.
Spectacular speed of my slanderous speeches. I’m sleeping commando
Not to be freaky, but so these bed bugs could turn into leeches. cause this penis ain’t gonna suck itself.
They evolve like Pokemon
I mean it will, if I practice yoga. After Gabe debugs the Morse code
And Master Yoda helps me master rape. Because you know, force.
He masturbates to 15 year old girls through gloryholes.
Just kidding, except , I’m tasteless not classless.
braiding cornrows on a pre-teen without her parents consent
I paint flowers on a molecular level. usurping to a fuller version.
Yo. Some call me an racist and I gotta disagree, not cause I’m not. I just can’t agree with a colored person.
a homorapien. That wasn’t a typo, I mean r and s are *kinda* close to each others surface.
sell my selfies for self monetary reasons. I steal then sell Monet’s out to Sweden
On a trust fall, I once fell forward. And the cost of out-living in itself’s, horrid
Outbidding Yoko Ono on the last of John Lennon self-portraits

PancakeBrah · 12-12-2013, 10:18 PM

Two major problems with this here:

1) A parrot lion is not an animal. You made it up.

2) I don't think you do or are most of the things you say you do or are in this piece.

big baby · 12-12-2013, 10:21 PM

thanks I appreciate it.

Wise Wiggles · 12-12-2013, 10:34 PM

Y.0u
S.3em
L.0st

But holy jahosaphat, this was my tongue sleeping in Kate upton's peach tasting vagina.

Will read probably 5 more times!!!!!

big baby · 12-12-2013, 10:36 PM

I should.

Certain · 12-12-2013, 10:39 PM

Yves Saint Laurent?

I didn't like when there were too many pop-culture references. But I liked this part a lot:

Quote:

And Master Yoda helps me master rape. Because you know, force.
He masturbates to 15 year old girls through gloryholes.
Just kidding, except , I’m tasteless not classless.
braiding cornrows on a pre-teen without her parents consent

Invite me next time, please.

dull boy · 12-13-2013, 09:04 AM

I knew it was you, he said. Not to impress her, but as a nod to their familiarity and friendship.

Your style. Highly influenced by a style satirical in itself. The one upping in this case becomes a game of who can be more apathetic while remaining entertaining. This piece pulled it off flawlessly. You've presented carelessness with maximum effort, and I am impressed.

<3

big baby · 12-14-2013, 05:45 PM

<3. Who the fuck wants it next

12-12-2013, 10:08 PM	#1
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12-12-2013, 10:18 PM	#2
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Two major problems with this here: 1) A parrot lion is not an animal. You made it up. 2) I don't think you do or are most of the things you say you do or are in this piece. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

12-12-2013, 10:34 PM	#4
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	Y.0u S.3em L.0st But holy jahosaphat, this was my tongue sleeping in Kate upton's peach tasting vagina. Will read probably 5 more times!!!!! __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch" Last edited by Wise Wiggles; 12-12-2013 at 10:42 PM.

12-12-2013, 10:21 PM	#3
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,716 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599678	thanks I appreciate it.

12-12-2013, 10:36 PM	#5
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,716 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599678	I should.

12-13-2013, 09:04 AM	#7
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	I knew it was you, he said. Not to impress her, but as a nod to their familiarity and friendship. Your style. Highly influenced by a style satirical in itself. The one upping in this case becomes a game of who can be more apathetic while remaining entertaining. This piece pulled it off flawlessly. You've presented carelessness with maximum effort, and I am impressed. <3

12-14-2013, 05:45 PM	#8
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,716 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599678	<3. Who the fuck wants it next