So I got called to work offshore tmrw..

El Muffin · 06-13-2014, 10:31 AM

Iono how far we will be out there

This is my first time going..so I dont know if ill have internet connection.

Money is fucking legit...the wage is eh ok..but the hours tho? Killer.

84 hrs a week. But I only rly work 7 hrs a day the othrr 5 per day r guaranteed overtime considering were basically always there(obv).

,3 wks out there
1 wk off

I gotta go to water survival training tonight where theres this big replica helicopter.in a swimming pool and they flip it upside down n u have to unbuckle n break out . Divers will b there to assist just in case somebody.panics

Wish me luck bros

Im bout to gwaaaap

PancakeBrah · 06-13-2014, 10:39 AM

Dear diary,

El Muffin · 06-13-2014, 10:44 AM

Cake go run some errands or something.

Boy.

veritas · 06-13-2014, 10:44 AM

Post a pic of you writing in your diary of lonely cowardice.

El Muffin · 06-13-2014, 10:46 AM

Look

The faggots flock

Next?

veritas · 06-13-2014, 10:52 AM

You are fizzing out...lacking stamina. Your subconscious hates u.

El Muffin · 06-13-2014, 10:55 AM

Its 9am

I dont have the energy to fuel your trollmobile today.

Go away. Or stay. Matters not

You will be ignored itt from here on out

Batty · 06-13-2014, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff

I gotta go to water survival training tonight where theres this big replica helicopter.in a swimming pool and they flip it upside down n u have to unbuckle n break out . Divers will b there to assist just in case somebody.panics

in before MUFF DIVING.

veritas · 06-13-2014, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff

Its 9am

I dont have the energy to fuel your trollmobile today.

Go away. Or stay. Matters not

You will be ignored itt from here on out

Ignore: verb. to purposefully not pay attention to.

Syn: mad, anger, cowardice

El Muffin · 06-13-2014, 11:05 AM

I need to get some Dramamine(sp)

I dont know if I get seasick

But helps to be.prepared

Either gettin flown out there via heli or 7hr boat ride in choppy sea :/

Shit will b interesting

The process to get this job was unbelievable.

Took me forever to get my twic card

Had to pass.a 5 hr written test

Exhausting

El Muffin · 06-13-2014, 11:12 AM

Yo srs query

Do any.of u have relatives that have worked.offshore

Can you find out how they search you?

Mwhahahaaas

PancakeBrah · 06-13-2014, 11:13 AM

We are interested in your life. Please, keep posting.

veritas · 06-13-2014, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

We are interested in your life. Please, keep posting.

Dead. He is lying. Fizzle out you boring insipid frop.

trap · 06-13-2014, 11:22 AM

This is V at his best. Salute.

veritas · 06-13-2014, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trapezoidal.

This is V at his best. Salute.

Who are you?

Diode · 06-13-2014, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Who are you?

trap

duh

veritas · 06-13-2014, 11:26 AM

Oh. My bad.

Orc · 06-13-2014, 11:31 AM

When did it become cool to hate on Muff

This site is garbage full of sheep

Losers irl also

For shame

Diode · 06-13-2014, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orc

When did it become cool to hate on Muff

This site is garbage full of sheep

Losers irl also

For shame

he argued with bags and the site turned

veritas · 06-13-2014, 11:43 AM

Orc is an effeminate sissy.

06-13-2014, 10:31 AM	#1
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	So I got called to work offshore tmrw.. Iono how far we will be out there This is my first time going..so I dont know if ill have internet connection. Money is fucking legit...the wage is eh ok..but the hours tho? Killer. 84 hrs a week. But I only rly work 7 hrs a day the othrr 5 per day r guaranteed overtime considering were basically always there(obv). ,3 wks out there 1 wk off I gotta go to water survival training tonight where theres this big replica helicopter.in a swimming pool and they flip it upside down n u have to unbuckle n break out . Divers will b there to assist just in case somebody.panics Wish me luck bros Im bout to gwaaaap __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-13-2014, 10:44 AM	#3
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Cake go run some errands or something. Boy. __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-13-2014, 10:46 AM	#5
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Look The faggots flock Next? __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-13-2014, 10:55 AM	#7
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Its 9am I dont have the energy to fuel your trollmobile today. Go away. Or stay. Matters not You will be ignored itt from here on out __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-13-2014, 11:05 AM	#10
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	I need to get some Dramamine(sp) I dont know if I get seasick But helps to be.prepared Either gettin flown out there via heli or 7hr boat ride in choppy sea :/ Shit will b interesting The process to get this job was unbelievable. Took me forever to get my twic card Had to pass.a 5 hr written test Exhausting __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-13-2014 at 11:09 AM.

06-13-2014, 10:39 AM	#2
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Dear diary,

06-13-2014, 11:12 AM	#11
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Yo srs query Do any.of u have relatives that have worked.offshore Can you find out how they search you? Mwhahahaaas __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-13-2014, 11:13 AM	#12
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	We are interested in your life. Please, keep posting.

06-13-2014, 11:22 AM	#14
trap Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: KCMO. Posts: 377 Rep Power: 14025263	This is V at his best. Salute. __________________ triplet syllables for minimal criminals.

06-13-2014, 11:31 AM	#18
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,165 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899390	When did it become cool to hate on Muff This site is garbage full of sheep Losers irl also For shame