THE ROAST OF ULLR AKA BARON X OF RAP ROYALTY

[Vulgar]

Looking like Aesop Rock's publicist.

Looking like he lives solely off of Arthur C. Clarke novels, peach schnapps and blintz recipes from the feminist version of the anarchist cookbook.

Looking like a chairman on the board of the Mario Turtles for Justice Committee.

Looking like he juggles tangerines for fun, 17 hours per day.

Looking like a knight in whining armor.

Looking like his name was Pulitzer Prize.

Looking like a constipated Swiss aeronautical engineer.

Looking like he stuffs Mars Bars up his ass and sends chain-mail about Elon Musk's secret sex life.

[Hush]

Cup of fairy jizz u whimsical bitxh

[Vulgar]

Rupert Stinewine.

Bodgy Hodgecrinkleton.

Freston Calumbo, Ph.D

[Vulgar]

Looking like why the Euro is failing.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Hush

Cup of fairy jizz u whimsical bitxh

Get ur barbs in fgt


But know thiS...


My strange ass will hem a nigga the fuck uP


Now 4 the sake of respecting you as an individual I'm not gone say 5hat coukd be you lil nigga but ay

if the shoe fits ..

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Lil Muffin

Get ur barbs in fgt


But know thiS...


My strange ass will hem a nigga the fuck uP


Now 4 the sake of respecting you as an individual I'm not gone say 5hat coukd be you lil nigga but ay

if the shoe fits

If the shoe is fit on u its a ballerina slipper u creamsicle hearted pussy
Nigga u losing a fight every night with dignity and malt liquor

[PancakeBrah]

Thanks for ruining a perfectly fine roast, Muff.

If you could contain your existential faggotry/rampant loneliness manifest as faux confidence vis a vis text glory to one thread that would be great for the board, thanks.

[El Muffin]

Save that shit for when u supposedlh drop a wack ass verse with lines like u couldn't have a viral video if u had ebola mixed q/ aids

[Ghost1]

@Ullr

Tbis isn't something u can learn

Go away

This shit not for u.

I mean look at u for fuck sake. Smh.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Dancake

Thanks for ruining a perfectly fine roast, Muff.

If you could contain your existential faggotry/rampant loneliness manifest as faux confidence vis a vis text glory to one thread that would be great for the board, thanks.

I didn't start 5his shit!

Fk u fgt

[El Muffin]

*actually goes to look*


I did start it tho..oh shit

:(

Ok

*logs off*

[Ullr]

Thanks Aero - appreciate the kind words.

Regardless, once I finish the Topical battle to which I had already agreed I'll go ahead and stop giving this sad waste of a website extra activity and traffic.

Hope all is well, gents.

[Ullr]

Accomplishments
- Hall of Fame

Champed
- Legendary Scripts II - NBL Cypher
- BA Tournament II
- Fight Night LXI
- Fight Night XLIV
- Fight Night XL
- Fight Night XXXIX
- Netcees Battle League
- Gimmick Battle League
- Battle Arena
- BA Picture
- 1-2 Punch League (2x)
- BA Tag Team
- Tag Team Tournament II
- Netcees Writers League
- Fight Night LXXXII


Actual Accomplishments:

Morbid Obesity
Diabetes
Welfare Recipient

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Ullr

Accomplishments
- Hall of Fame

Champed
- Legendary Scripts II - NBL Cypher
- BA Tournament II
- Fight Night LXI
- Fight Night XLIV
- Fight Night XL
- Fight Night XXXIX
- Netcees Battle League
- Gimmick Battle League
- Battle Arena
- BA Picture
- 1-2 Punch League (2x)
- BA Tag Team
- Tag Team Tournament II
- Netcees Writers League
- Fight Night LXXXII


Actual Accomplishments:

Morbid Obesity
Diabetes
Welfare Recipient

Lmaooooo

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Dancake

Thanks for ruining a perfectly fine roast, Muff.

If you could contain your existential faggotry/rampant loneliness manifest as faux confidence vis a vis text glory to one thread that would be great for the board, thanks.

legit had this typed word 4 wer'd

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Ullr

That's all. I'm going to go be in Game of Thrones.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Muff if you post one more thing in this or any other roast thread that isn't actually related to the roast again you'll be permabanned and I'll convince gow to ban you on rb

Don't make me take all you have left

With that being said Ullr lookin like he scrap books with pieces of left over chicken skins and sadness

[Destroyer]

did someone already say Gimli post gastric bypass surgery?

[Batty]

@Vulgar going straight on in tbc. Way leaned bro.


This nigga looking like he got an entire bookshelf in his underground alchemy lab dedicated to DIY marsupial gynecology.

Can play the theme music to Bridge to Tarabithia on a pan flute he whittled out of a raccoon dick bone.

Lookin like he got a lollipop guild face with ewok pubes hot glued on.

Lookin like he combed his eyebrows and hair with a fish bone Heathcliff discarded.

Makes his own fireworks part time plus he's a cpa for a local gay and lesbian Spiderwick Chronicles cosplay organization.

Lookin like he is a stage hand for a local theater that only does dramatic recreations of the Chronicles on Narnia on rollerblades.

[big baby]

he look like in closet lumbajack who feels tree pain every time he swing gay pinkichio axe cus he gay lmao "oh no" he think as he swing his gay axe lmao "it ok tree I sorry I do this for money" LM so hahaha FUCKA idiyote cut beard wtf!