02-17-2020, 08:31 PM | #461 | |
low tide in serotonin bay
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02-17-2020, 08:51 PM | #462 |
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You win lol...
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02-17-2020, 09:00 PM | #463 |
Banned
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I thought my post might slow him down. Was wrong.
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02-17-2020, 09:03 PM | #464 |
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He'll just keep goin' bro, no slowin' down some one when their ears painted on...
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02-17-2020, 10:11 PM | #465 |
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Ears painted on, Ears painted on
Ears painted on, Ears painted on Ears painted on, Ears painted on Ears painted on, Ears painted on Let's paint this town red on your menstraul cycle. |
02-21-2020, 07:57 AM | #466 |
Satan
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Planet of fire
Planet fire; flames from hell; planet of ice
Planet of fire; planet of flaming planets; planet of onyx Planet of selfishness; planet of jealously; planet of concrete Planet of iron; planet of envy; planet of gold Planet of century; planet of milline-a; planet of silver Planet of onyx; planet of jealousy; planet of envy Planet of dynasty; planet of jealousy; planet of envy Planet of destiny; planet of century; planet of darkness Planet of flames; planet of fire; planet of ice Planet of darkness; planet of jealousy; planet of trees Planet of grass; planet of clouds; planet of onyx Planet of fire; planet of flames; planet of ice Planet of onyx; planet of flames; planet of fire |
02-21-2020, 10:26 AM | #467 |
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My planet Earth, well yours is Uranus
My planet hurts just like your anus My planet is planet of the apes & when I go ape shit I'll take off your face bitch My planet is sumthin' you don't wanna be on, My planet is above everythin'...Call it conquerin' son. |
02-22-2020, 02:53 AM | #468 |
Satan
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BARON MYND DISS (3 BARS)
I rip horns, you're nothing! You plummet from grace? You're a fat british loser with a elephant for a wife! A legend with text? I'll sever your neck; and put you on 'MORE SONIC BLAST' than the Sonic Restaurant and Mass Effect! You're the saddest vexed rapper with the fattest chest! You jerk off to kid porn, you're cuming! You're a big thorn in something! That's the rap world; you fat girl; you're the pig that is cunting!
Big, warm and fluffy? You eat a zillion crumpets while jerking off with the hands of BIG BEN! You probably want to eat at SONIC'S; but there's no resteraunt in your FUCKING COUNTRY! You tubby cunt bitch! This punk is hungry! A carnivore; you're a herbivore eating nuggets! You really think your flames blaze grasslands? But if Baron/Barren Wasteland; you're not JAK SHIT! A SHIT STORM IS COMING!/ I'm a netcee, and I was BORN TO RAP ON RAP-ROYALTY! You logged in to rap-royalty; as a fucking cunt with a MC'DONALD'S bag of nuggets to eat while typing a thousand bars! You want to battle eNCee, Sly Kuts, AJ The Menace? You're a fucking loser who lost every battle! You probably watch THE OFFICE AND BATTLE STAR GALACTICA! While jerking off your fucking cunt! I'm Kermit the Frog; you Ms. Piggy loser; This kid's a loser! You look like you were made fun of in a Saturday Night Live SKIT! You're bread for humor! You probably run out of breath while running on the fucking treadmill! You fucking loser! You're such a fucking cunt! You jerk off to JUICY MILF PORN; than fuck your wife with your fucking penis! You fucking cunt! You're a legend on Rap-Royalty? CUNT, PLEASE! I'll give MYND/MIND PTSD; than watch him rage like a fucking' FAT KID ON FUCKING NETCEE'S! I drink molten milkshakes at jet speed! You're such a fucking cunt! I took a shit; than shattered your fucking VOICE BOX! I'll treat you like a fucking MC"DONALD'S TOY AND THROW YOU AGAINST THE WALL! I'll PUT YOU IN BOX WHEN I RAGE LIKE MAJIN BUU AND OPEN DIMENSIONS! That's a voice box! You're such a fucking troll, you're soul is empty! You play soccerr with the cunt boys? You're goal's confetti! AND I'LL CHOP YOU TO PIECES WITH A GOLD MACHETE! My ghost is heavy; like a fucking FAT KID! You're a heavyweight on netcee's? You're LIGHTER THAN FREAKING' LIGHT! I SEA THE LIGHT WITH SEASONED/SEASONED STRIKES THAN SEA THE NIGHT! I'll TORCH A NIGGER THAN FREEZE THE MIC! I'll TELL YOU TO 'MIND/MYND YOUR BUSINESS'// BUT YOU"RE A TROLL ON NETCEE'S! @Baron Mynd |
02-22-2020, 06:14 PM | #469 |
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If that's 3 bars then I'm black nigga... That's 3 verses.
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03-10-2020, 11:34 AM | #470 | |
living
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03-10-2020, 04:57 PM | #471 | |
Sell Her
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03-10-2020, 09:21 PM | #472 |
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since everyone is quoting this, I put it in Lars's 100 line Sinacog diss thread.
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03-10-2020, 09:26 PM | #473 |
Ukrainian Howlitzers
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If you don't understand the wordplay don't vote...LOL
my vastness is vast; there’s a sadness in cats and in birds that chime Turpentine, words that rhyme w/ serpent swine; I’ll ‘cut this dick head’ no circumsized I’m eating pork from my keester but you think I’m just a dork in a t-shirt? I’m Bjork in a jean skirt; smoke expelled from my lungs like it swore at a teacher calamity cougars, this man should be neutered as hoes cry pork rinds with mold fries; I’ll prove ‘Sharp is duller’ than OLD knives I'm the black beetle that jacked CeeLo that is actually white tragedy strikes on amnesty lights; got ur girl ‘sayin Awwww’ no cavities right insanity’s claimed, I’m drunk while sober that’s calamity pain serenading Sarah Nading, profanity rains; I’m Big Daddy…you Danity Kane I'm a mean demon with green semen stacking poker chips so legit; fill ya head w/ more led than Heath Ledgers joker trick I’m a human form jester in a unicorn sweatshirt with a murderous plot Pass the breathalyzer, then shove the test in my ass while I'm jerkin the cops I’m the better brigade, whales cry while the leather is laid a fine wine, better with age; ‘hood on my back’ like how sweaters is made (ko!) my blade will massage, I’m higher than a drunk dude on a crane slump you on a stage; no ‘fight or flight mentality’ I’ll punch you on a plane you’re girl licks her twat, I roll up on her like you missed a spot cyclical sickle pocks, then she asked me to cum inside; but it was just to talk he better behave or he’s wetter then rain, this bitch has no tricks I’m slick with pro fists; wouldn’t be ‘feeling Sharp’ if the tudor slit my own wrists I’m a treasonous bastid weaving a basket while igniting a rook Most exciting of crooks; ‘take the top off a Sharp’ like I’m highlighting a book!!! send sand snakes to this mans wake as i masterbate with sand paper this damn faker gets hands vapor; put my cock on his casket like ‘fam, later!’ I’m a drunken panda, slumpin santa frosted flakes and cheerios Just ate some cereal; you’ll always be a ‘small man in the ring’ you rey mysterio I’m high altitude, but in an underwater cave on a snorkel trip contortionist, coral swims; I fucked the guide on the back of a dolphins dorsal fin arch angels doing the limbo, I’m pooing on bimbos w/ the perviest trolling give him & Andromeda murderous scoldings; then spit Titan snatch w/e Perseus holding
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03-13-2020, 01:13 AM | #474 |
Satan
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The Ocean' Seas - Andrew James Flores
Lepoard seals; foremost with challenge over action; abstraction The lunar moon shines bright with plight and light; satisfaction I am the king; the lepord seal from the moment of time and space The shrine's erased; I test action with a tongue from the action of lust I am the lepord seal; potent with time; ocean of shrine I sought yellow light and saw white light bright as gleam I am the lepord seal; ocean waters; ocean depth I am the ocean depth of the winter season; the belief of stars I am the moment of time; oceans of shrine; oceans'f of depth I sought creation with a monarchy of creation in a blubbered fist I am the test of light; the test of darkness; render light I am the test of white; the test of light; show the light I am the moment of time; the ocean of shrine; the ocean of white I sought creation with white light after seaing the light For I am the oceans' depths; I am the oceans's waters I sought death/depth with bllubvered eel and sought cremation I am the sedation of a flipper; the oceans' dynasty I am the foremost passion that exists in the light of darkness I am the oceans' depth; the ocean of light I sought yellow light and saw white light with spectacle precision For when the white light touched my face; the moon erased The sun shined with yellow light; and I saw the light Lepord seals frolic in the ocean; frolic in the day I hold winter season for the honest fray; the sought of May |
03-28-2020, 06:11 PM | #475 |
Satan
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White Clouds -
I'm the white cloud on the white rock; the esophagus to the gumption' of whirling I am the night sky; the night sky in the night light; the moonlight I am a white cloud; the white synchronicity king in a storm I am a horn; the obelisk in a monolith; the griffin in the sky I am the mammoth; the obelisk of sabbath black mammoth pollen I am the sentiment of devil; the sentiment of clever I am the nourishment of flowers; the obelisk to nourishment The flourishment of daisies; the nourishment of rays I am the days of cold; the night of hot I am the days of old; the night of sconce I am the sentiment of clever; the clever devil I am the white cloud on the level of water |
03-30-2020, 05:46 AM | #476 |
Satan
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Blue Bayou Verse -
I rap fast; laugh at matics' and lolligag and your apparatus; I abandon your magic' at the holster; you gunsling'ed a bullet without the gun; missed my dome; than 'LIGHT GASH' SWIPE FAST; than type fast! I'm the mic blast of type blast; the hyper master with rhyme candor; the rhyme master; the rhyme blaster; you're 'not a gangster; if 'blue is a woman's blood type' I sliced the knife fast! I'm the hater of devestation; mic equation slice abrasions'; rhyme equation with zodiac abrasion; I'm the maker of devastation! I'm the Darth Vader of the equation; the equator of the matrix; I'll 'put blue underground' like a gator investigation! I rip quotes; I'm the numeric note-pad; the zodiac sign of equation; exodia of the black magic coalition; the rhyming mason''; rhyme abrasion; rip notes! I tip quotes on a scale of pounds and weight; you're not a border; you're as 'nice' as the police; if 'blue has SHOTS FIRED" it's not a shit post! I am the recession; I am the equation of death; I am the zodiac sign of mountain ZION; move atop the krylons and repress! I am the statement of jest; the sentiment of devil; I'll dump 'blue in the ocean'; like water suicide of the depressed! |
03-30-2020, 05:59 AM | #477 |
Satan
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Blue Bayou Verse -
I'm the rhyming master; rhyming blaster; the rhyme assassin; rhyming blasting; rhyme assassin; the equation of pie; the abrasion' of 'why'? I'm the sensation of stye; the abrasion of might; I'll 'put blue in the air' like police interrogations in the sky! I'm a mic assassin; rhyming blasting; candor slashing slashing faces with mic abrasions'; rhyming mason'; fulfillment of why! I'm the concealment of night; the reveal of the stye; I'll 'kill blue off a cloud' like killing the sky! I'm the mic abrasion; rhyme sensation; the ether' of pen conceptions; hyper-tension; the mic extension! I'm the rhyme prevention; the author' of pen conception; even with redemption you couldn't seek recollection! I'm the author of mic conceptions; the mic abrasion'; slash microphone components of mic cables; the mic lord! I slice horns off devil's and dinosaurs; the king of Zion's storm; the rhyming lord! |
03-30-2020, 10:59 AM | #478 |
Satan
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Sex with Abrosia -
I am the maker of heaven; she is the maker of hell I am the angel of light; the demon of heaven The night embellished stars and suns; the reflection of suns The night poured rain and frolicked grass; the fire of heart and soul I am having sex in a room of doors and mazes The love of my life; the sun of daisies I am the maker of heaven; the maker of hell I am the maker of the sun; the flesh of the sun I am the sun's wisp; the north star I am the maker of heaven; the maker of sunlight I am a dragon demon; the rapture of heaven I annihilated hell's army with destruction and chaos I am the maker of heaven; I had sex in a field of daisies I had sex in a field of daisies; with the concealment of love The maker of heaven; the maker of hell The maker of heaven; the sex of hell One night; I made out by the fire of light I connived deceit to slaughter manipulation with a devil's tail I read the mind of my woman; as we made out slow I am the tongue kisser of love; the tongue kisser of beauty I am a dragon demon; the rapture of love I am the maker of heaven; the maker of light I am a dragon demon with the English language I had sex with a woman; because she was 'hot as hell' |
03-30-2020, 11:10 AM | #479 |
Satan
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Onyx Love - Andrew Flores
Onyx love; alabaster stone kisses from the moon The beauty of a flower blooming in June The obelisk of monolith; the obelisk of torture You tortured me with love and sex from a psychic vision.. I am the onyx snake; the onyx of rapture I am a flower in a meadow with daises and flowers I killed a thousand angels from hell with a bow and arrow I shot a cyclops and devil in the foot from another dimension I am heaven's light; I am heaven's beauty I am the dimension of light; the dimension of light I killed a thousand demons from heaven to hell A zillion psychic dragons came from a purple flower I am a dragon demon; I am onyx and alabaster stone I am the maker of light; the maker of serenity I am in love with a woman; I love Heaven I am the divine psychic from a kingdom of gluttony |
03-30-2020, 11:12 AM | #480 |
Satan
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The Demon and Angel - Andrew Flores
The demon and angel; the angel of hell I am a angel and demon with split personalities I killed a zillion demons with angel's fury I collided with a sparrow with dimensional warp I am the maker of heaven; the maker of serene I am the onyx alabaster stone mountain; the mountain of rage I am a mountain of rage; the mountain of fury' I killed a zillion sonnets with fury' blast I am a demon and angel; I am heaven's king I killed two thousand people with a blazing ring I am the future of psychic mark; the psychic star I am the onyx rapture; abracadabra. The demon and angeel; the angel of light I am a angel and demon with split personaliTies I killed a zillion demons with angel's harp I collided with a sparrow with dimensional wraith I am the maker of heaven; the maker of sensation I am the onyx alabaster stone mountain; the mountain of range I am a mountain of rag(N)e; the mountain of jury' I killed a zillion fire flies with fire'' jury I am a demon and angel; I am heaven's king I killed two thousand people with a blazing fire kiss I am the future of psychic czark; the psychic tarn I am the onyx rapt(s)(u)(r)(e); abracadabara!! Last edited by Sinacog; 03-30-2020 at 11:17 AM. |
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