02-24-2018, 10:15 AM | #1 |
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DIABLO vs USELESS - DIABLO WINS, USELESS IS DQ'd
Waddup, NCG's! President Lars presents an interwebz world first with an event comedically described as "The revenge porn of text," in HOT OR THOT 2018! The idea is essentially that of a picture battle tournament, but with a unique twist. This time round everyone has submitted pictures of their ex-loves to be mercilessly torn to shreds by their opponents. It's a win/win for the battlers, providing they don't still hold a torch for their former flames of course! I have to salute everyone involved for daring to tread where countless others were too afraid. I've been good to my word on not sharing any pictures publicly here prior to battle threads going up. So for those who chose to take a leap of faith in forwarding them to me and supporting this innovative idea, CATCH DAT +REP! The format runs as follows: It's a 16 man tournament, (Robreezy that includes you). Battlers will be private messaged with their opponents pictures they're going to insult. Please don't share these beforehand to keep the LULZ alive and help make this tourney all the funnier! If you haven't already submitted your pics, NOW is the time to do so. Failure to submit a picture will result in you being replaced by one of the many standbys I have on call right now. The tourney will move on in knockout fashion until a winner is crowned. If you're here, it's because I trust you're good to your word. Anyone that fails to participate accordingly won't be accepted in any further tourneys The Pres chooses to run. Those who show up and show out will get priority over other entrants in any and all future events I choose to run, as always! Rules: 10 lines min 20 lines max Agree to match line limit with opponent Check-ins are advised DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans. LETS MAKE THIS A CLASSIC!
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02-26-2018, 04:51 PM | #2 |
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pic sent
let's go faggot |
02-26-2018, 05:48 PM | #3 |
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Lol. I'll send mines tonight
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03-01-2018, 02:33 AM | #4 |
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lmao homie a clown fucking woodland creatures when no one around I got 500 pounds sayin you're a faggot and my girl ain't even open her mouth overpronounced teeth, white girl ass & zero titties to give a fuck about with no buns and just chicken fillets... yo, that bitch a KFC double down You love an outdoors type, I love cant-get-out-doors types so ur girl isn't a hottie Flat earth enthusiast.. I don't believe there's a curve on the entire surface of that body She gets disturbed just seein broccoli trees eaten on some Save The Forest shit you got a hippy so in love with bark I'm almost positive she'd wanna chomp his nips Bet she's got a list of intolerances and she's fussy with food yet ironically the one thing she couldn't ever truly stomach was you Dyke looking bitch was meat-free even before she became vegan after fucking Useless in bed, she dumped him for the exact same reason face screaming "recyclopath", bruh don't even tempt me I'd hold a feeding frenzy with meat aplenty til that eco-friendly vegan dairy-free and health freak was green with envy roflzzz Last edited by Diablo; 03-01-2018 at 04:32 AM. |
03-03-2018, 06:19 PM | #5 |
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03-03-2018, 07:40 PM | #6 |
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Dead...
So fucking gone, where did u hook that whale? It wasn't a good catch mate... Lars hanging off the white precious, punishment would be making us watch this bitch's sex tape. This pic is starting to hurt my eyes, u was actually hitting that shit?... I have to zoom in on the 2 girls in the background just to get the laughing to quit. I stopped laughing, now time to be honest... This is just nasty, Her stomachs stretched out more than ur concepts. Diode be white knighting, "calm down useless she's a lady still"... her wardrobe tho, manitee taking a beaten, u might as well be clubbing baby seals. All I see is nasty coochie n a gut like what in the fuck... How are u that fucking fat and still have absolutely no ass to touch. |
03-04-2018, 12:00 PM | #7 |
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Vote -- Diablo
First line was funny. Got it w/ the first few.. pretty cool save forest, flat earth, love bark easily took it imo. Towards the 1/2 end you kinda went s&f -- i dug it. Useless - Manitee line Closer was almost Last edited by Saint; 03-04-2018 at 12:07 PM. |
03-04-2018, 12:48 PM | #8 |
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lmao homie a clown fucking woodland creatures when no one around
I got 500 pounds sayin you're a faggot and my girl ain't even open her mouth Ok overpronounced teeth, white girl ass & zero titties to give a fuck about with no buns and just chicken fillets... yo, that bitch a KFC double down Lol You love an outdoors type, I love cant-get-out-doors types so ur girl isn't a hottie Flat earth enthusiast.. I don't believe there's a curve on the entire surface of that body Clever line an relevant She gets disturbed just seein broccoli trees eaten on some Save The Forest shit you got a hippy so in love with bark I'm almost positive she'd wanna chomp his nips Meh wasnt a fan Bet she's got a list of intolerances and she's fussy with food yet ironically the one thing she couldn't ever truly stomach was you Ok Dyke looking bitch was meat-free even before she became vegan after fucking Useless in bed, she dumped him for the exact same reason Light face screaming "recyclopath", bruh don't even tempt me I'd hold a feeding frenzy with meat aplenty til that eco-friendly vegan dairy-free and health freak was green with envy Lmao enjoyed this regardless Dead... So fucking gone, where did u hook that whale? It wasn't a good catch mate... Lars hanging off the white precious, punishment would be making us watch this bitch's sex tape. Meh This pic is starting to hurt my eyes, u was actually hitting that shit?... I have to zoom in on the 2 girls in the background just to get the laughing to quit. Ok I stopped laughing, now time to be honest... This is just nasty, Her stomachs stretched out more than ur concepts. Meh light n easy Diode be white knighting, "calm down useless she's a lady still"... her wardrobe tho, manitee taking a beaten, u might as well be clubbing baby seals. Ok All I see is nasty coochie n a gut like what in the fuck... How are u that fucking fat and still have absolutely no ass to touch Lmao I didnt notice til you said it so for that i think ya best line cus it got a laugh To be honest not sure what the dramatics were about before but felt that only one person turned up to this for whatever reasom. Some good lines by both stand out being Manitee and closer Vs Flat earth(lotb), KFC and fussy with food Vote Baron |
03-04-2018, 01:15 PM | #9 |
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Flat earth killed me
Barc was slaughter Stomach was hard Useless had Zoom in Manitee Wasn’t feeling Ronin verse here. Vote baron Last edited by Kill Spree; 03-04-2018 at 04:52 PM. |
03-04-2018, 02:40 PM | #10 |
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Diode be white knighting, "calm down useless she's a lady still"...
her wardrobe tho, manitee taking a beaten, u might as well be clubbing baby seals. vs Flat earth enthusiast.. I don't believe there's a curve on the entire surface of that bodyfat wife She gets disturbed just seein broccoli trees eaten on some Save The Forest shit you got a hippy so in love with bark I'm almost positive she'd wanna chomp his nipsfat wife Bet she's got a list of intolerances and she's fussy with food yet ironically the one thing she couldn't ever truly stomach was youfat wife Dyke looking bitch was meat-free even before she became vegan after fucking Useless in bed, she dumped him for the exact same reason baron had a stretch where he just kept nailin it. useless wasnt too bad he just needs to stop rushin every verse like he thinks hes so dope he doesnt need to tweek wording around for punches to work. overkill in this one vote - baron |
03-04-2018, 05:44 PM | #11 |
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How r u winning when u didn't even diss my pic. This the shit I'm talm bout
U should be dqed for dissing the wrong pic or drop 10 vs the right pic Last edited by Useless; 03-04-2018 at 05:50 PM. |
03-04-2018, 05:51 PM | #12 |
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This my pic. I don't fuck with swamp rats |
03-04-2018, 05:58 PM | #13 |
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Correction
u only fuck with swamp weasels |
03-04-2018, 06:03 PM | #14 |
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lmao STFU crybaby
you're out of the tournament for constant crying and I'm putting you on a 30 day time out from NC too this is my house. you're a guest because I allowed you to be. remember that.
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