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A MUCH NEEDED VERITAS THREAD
I don't make a whole lot of threads anymore. Nothing left to prove. might be awkward in your thread, might make tags which are hillarious which split 8 hates, which causes me to make 10 more. I see bags has been on an all-day bullying spree of the muffin man and Masaii's new alias, so you know, just thought I would liven things up a little.
at any rate: pretty epic day today. I was walking in the Barnes and Noble and this lady and her son are walking past me. no lie, the kid points at me and says: "is that my daddy?" quickly and to avoid any awkwardness, mom says: "No, but your daddy does have a big beard like that."
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06-06-2015, 10:07 PM | #2 |
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Lol that perfectly conveys the scenario I bet u walked out grinning haha
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i honestly cant fuck with barnes and noble anymore. they tax on shit you can get at any used bookstore for literally 1/10th of the price.
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I will see you soon. I am in NOLA. I took pops to a Dr. Who convention. It was dope tbh. In my city we only have a BAM. and like every time I go in there there is less books and more stuff. I got a handful of books. Tax shmax.
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AWESOME THREAD LOVE!
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yep. sho is. plus I smelled sharts when I went to the bathroom there.
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yep. sho is. plus I smelled sharts when I went to the bathroom there.
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This ol' story... it happens to me quite a few times a week when some misguided youth would tug their mommy's sleeve, point at me and ask "is HE my daddy?". It is then that they get that same look on their face as a person who was just nailed for tax fraud during an audit. But why, sir, why does this happen to you?
Because a certain portion of the time those women are doing math in their head from the kid's birthdate to a certain time prior to that terrible occasion where they experienced anywhere between a few minutes to an hour of bliss that can only be experienced by a natural woman by a man so ultimate in masculinity that it could only be me. So these women naturally panic and walk the other way, pointing out a distraction as to avoid the inevitable conversation that yes, I was. I remember years ago when I was with a woman I was dating and we were browsing for some trinkets at a Sears when I heard a small boy scream "But Mommy, I want a BARBIE! I hate G.I. Joes!" with the shrillest voice I had ever heard to this day from anything biologically born male. The grown woman he was addressing was about to address her unruly son but then she saw me. Her face grew paler except for her cheeks as she began to enunciate my name until she was promptly interrupted by her son who this time screamed "I hate these clothes, I want a longer shirt with FLORAL PRINT!". This threw me off as I had prior never heard a child use "floral print" in a sentence, but as his mother dragged him away I noticed her eyes never left mine. The message was implied without me having to say a single word nor her having to say one to me... We slept together her and I, thank god that child was not mine because it was effeminate, and that one day I would be doomed to encounter this effeminate little boy again in the future. Well, fast forwards to today... I encounter you again. How's your mother doing, Veritas, and did you ever get the Barbie you were screaming for?
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Do you need a father figure too? I'll have to feel like your father so go find a bitch and tell her you want her to be your mommy. Grow feelings for her like you are her seed and then send her this way. I in no way want your actual mother, so this will have to do. Then and only then will I let you continue calling me "Dad".
Deal, kiddo?
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this is an amazing post because all i saw was my name. don't know what all that other stuff was Masaii. I suggest you make more theads, eventually i may read them.
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bb legit dont even read beers posts like i dont even know if its in english cause i havent even remotely looked at it
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Amazing is the mass inability to read proper English here. So far nearly nobody can read beyond 30 words.
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Well I must be honest guys. I went back and tried to read that jumbled up nonsense. I quit half way cuz it was lame as fuck.
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