WEEK 3: (2-0) Blue Vs (2-0) Des (3-2 BLUE WINS)

[dull boy]

Rules

1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post

Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
(excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv)

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST

@Blue Bayou you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

[Blue Bayou]

the cell phone pitches have started hurting my ears mate
what, you’re gunna sell me on Service?! i’ve beat you for like 9 years straight!
still cryin’ over votes cuz you stink & ur shady
Grogu…you’re old as fuck but everybody thinks you’re a baby!

@Destroyer

[Destroyer]

@Blue Bayou

phoning it in this week huh? ur plain fucking harmless dude
i work for t-mobile bitch. even in canada, i got more bars than u
so, u know the mando lore ryan. <— that’s a legit wp we’d hear from this guy
star wars references suit u since i gotta use the ‘force’ to make half of ur shit fly

[Blue Bayou]

a star wars/force bar?! it’s crazy the death my friend is getting
if my wp’s a Stretch yours is doing Yoga w/ Reed Richards during a 7th Inning
YOU wrote 'pencil vein ya' so don't try & act cocky kid
fuck ya wife so deep i put a beating on those ribs worse than Rocky did

@Talia Shire

[Destroyer]

it’s like that wp starts off dope in canada but gets wack when it crosses the border
CaPiTaLiZe whatEvEr YOu WanT the shiT MaKes as mucH seNse as a trUmp SupporteR
u fucking WISH u wrote pencil vain ya...that’s the difference dude
Keeping it Rocky...i’m gonna whip out the eagle and use all 12 rounds to finish u

@Blue Bayou

[Blue Bayou]

your wife's always going in stalls to suck some dicks
the Rocky line's fitting, in high school all the guys called her ThunderLips
i'm Nurma w/ the burna. you've never fired a ruge'
funny you mentioned an Eagle...at ur age you must be close to retirement too

@Destroyer

[Destroyer]

bitch, we seen ur fat spouse, so don’t try and start shit
ur wife brings thunder too, but it’s in the thigh department
ur a try-hard dude. who even says “fire a ruge?”
canadian faggot. only thing i’m close to retiring is u
@Blue Bayou

[Blue Bayou]

my wife's Days of Thunder are over des she stuns in the bed
her bum is a 10. only Trickle you're gunna see now is blood run from your head
only dope according to bags. ya son will be mourning his dad
you'll retire me alright...beating you 15 times in a row has gotten boring & sad

@Destroyer

[Destroyer]

if blood runs from my head it’s from how many times i nut on her face kid
it won’t be a picnic but i’m still bringing Cole’s law... cause rubbin is racin
u fell the fuck off like palpatine. plus, i got two sons. like tattooine.
& the shit’s only boring and sad cuz the voters also got ur jabs to read
@Blue Bayou

[Blue Bayou]

more filler & wack shit, it's nothing but stinkers you're dropping
i'm glad you mentioned Palpatine cuz what's coming from your fingers is shocking
Cole's Law/coleslaw?! my god, that reference is so vile
when i told you 'drop wordplay' i meant it as a suggestion for your style

@Destroyer

[Destroyer]

quote what i just wrote, then pretend like it’s not def
bitch, how many times are u gonna run with that as ur concept?
we’re just doing fan service now. let’s stop pretending this nerd’s hot
ur right. u ain’t like palpatine at all cuz u got ended with the first drop
@Blue Bayou

[Blue Bayou]

thats rich coming from the guy i'm known for beating
fan service happens when someone complains their iPhone is overheating
your star wars angles are played out, tired and dead..
i'm going in a different direction now...like what the last boss that fired you said

@Destroyer

[Destroyer]

^^^ that fan bout to be ur only one cuz ur wack now; i realize
trust no one here would EVER argue that u aren’t known for beating guys
bitch, u lit ur saber first. my angles? i fucking hate this prick.
ur going in a different direction now? i assume that means away from dick...
@Blue Bayou

[Blue Bayou]

just had wifey sponge me in the tub then i put it in her throat & her keester
your recent backwash was you & your boyfriend sharing a coke at the theater
claim to be a diehard dem but that fact is misconstrued
ain't sick of news but you change your stance every minute a guy has his dick in you

@Destroyer

[dull boy]

Consensus

Judge quotes

Going into this, I would have assumed Blue was a clear favorite. But, Des surprised me.

each had some big misses too that I didn’t see coming. Blues closer. Des going after his lady’s thighs (we’ve seen her.. and she’s hot. No reason to try that angle.)

These guys kinda went back and forth with a great line and a bad line sandwiched together for their 4 line tradeoffs

Felt like for every solid flip Des had, blue flipped it better back to him and 'won' the exchange.

This battle was surprisingly hit or miss in spots. Both had a couple of complete whiffs, and each rebounded at different points in big ways to close the gap. Unfortunately for Des, 3 out of 5 judges thought Blue held his consistency a tad better and squeezed out another notch in his belt against Des. Tough to brag when the battle was this tight, though. Both did an excellent job with the concept of flipping as nearly every line was a great reference to a previous bar. Great battle.

Verdict

AND BLUE FINALLY LOSES.. a vote. 2, to be exact. 3 judges felt Blue was a little more consistent. 2 thought Des edged it slightly.

3-2 Blue wins