Texcellence 2-3 vs Flossaurus 1-2 - Floss wins

[Allen Knight]

NBL Season 7
Week 12

Due FRIDAY,friday Feb 21th

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Max - 16 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

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@Texcellence @Flossaurus

[Clash]

Goin 12

[Texcellence]

Check.

[Texcellence]

Here is my verse...

I am testicle deep in your girl, giving her inner organs defects
………….She said Flossaurus sounds like a dinosaur, but T Rex
She always quick to hit me up during Daylyt to hit slow motion*
And during her monthly bleed she stays giving me diplodocus**
When I am in deep, after, she feels a little light headed, clumsy
…………And told me that whenever Floss deep, her gums bleed
She plans to quit you dog,…… I hate to overuse your bitch man
But I guess it’s the 2nd time you’ve become extinct to a big bang!
You remind me of childhood, to explain let’s explore mine, cos
Ur concepts played… a role along side you in the land before time
Effort? Don’t sweat it, keyed shit, son it pays to be honest, plus
I’ve got the tools to quickly pick a part Floss like a palaeontologist

* Daylyt vs B Magic (watch it if you haven't)
**Also known as

@Allen Knight - as I have now posted does the extension still apply? Also, could you clear up the thread.

[Clash]

**he fed off h4ze verse

I'm pullin your card wannabe G but I know you bluffin,
You took so long to throw ur 'set up', I left before you before you even started punchin,
You couldn't hang wit Flo if you were on a ledge,
And Tex(t) if you drop bars, you just losin cell phone coverage,
You a faggot the only train you ran had dick to hop on,
Suck cock so much blowin the whistle his motto like the Old Spice theme song,
Tex E-thug to the fullest on forums he flexin,
But when you see I'm gonna smash Tex, this faggot thinkin of sextin,
You feedin like a starvin African in need,
The only H4ze you should be chokin on is that purple weed.
You lame just hide and cry behind closed curtains,
Gets dropped and shook so much, bitches say he invented Twerkin,

[CtrlF4]

Originally Posted by Texcellence

Here is my verse...

I am testicle deep in your girl, giving her inner organs defects
………….She said Flossaurus sounds like a dinosaur, but T Rex
kinda corny but ok
She always quick to hit me up during Daylyt to hit slow motion*
And during her monthly bleed she stays giving me diplodocus**
no
When I am in deep, after, she feels a little light headed, clumsy
…………And told me that whenever Floss deep, her gums bleed
this is gay
She plans to quit you dog,…… I hate to overuse your bitch man
But I guess it’s the 2nd time you’ve become extinct to a big bang!
good concept
You remind me of childhood, to explain let’s explore mine, cos
Ur concepts played… a role along side you in the land before time
no
Effort? Don’t sweat it, keyed shit, son it pays to be honest, plus
I’ve got the tools to quickly pick a part Floss like a palaeontologist
no

Originally Posted by Flossaurus

**he fed off h4ze verse

I'm pullin your card wannabe G but I know you bluffin,
You took so long to throw ur 'set up', I left before you before you even started punchin,
this is ok..it'd be better if u took even out
You couldn't hang wit Flo if you were on a ledge,
And Tex(t) if you drop bars, you just losin cell phone coverage,
corny and why would u be on a ledge for him to hang with
You a faggot the only train you ran had dick to hop on,
Suck cock so much blowin the whistle his motto like the Old Spice theme song,
okish
Tex E-thug to the fullest on forums he flexin,
But when you see I'm gonna smash Tex, this faggot thinkin of sextin,
okish
You feedin like a starvin African in need,
The only H4ze you should be chokin on is that purple weed.
terrible
You lame just hide and cry behind closed curtains,
Gets dropped and shook so much, bitches say he invented Twerkin,
no

V/floss...I liked him a bit more....The big bang concept was nice and could've been way doper

[tyler]

Tex had nothing
Floss had nothing

I'm giving this to floss because the old spice line almost hit. Both have to really step up cuz most of ur material came off really weak. Both need better concepts but could have potential.

Vote- floss

[Maximus]

Text- u had no solid hits really, just some good ideas floating around but no real haymaker and some of ur lines were just straight flat out, only one i liked a little was the bigbang line..
Floss- atleast u were better, had two lk lines i.e the old spice and sexting lines but they still really didnt hit as they shouldve due to poor wording, u had some other lines that had potential but in the end they had no impact whatsoever...
Overalll both of yall got some potential and with hardwork yall could be better, however floss just had the better barz in this one and gets my vote

[Maximus]

Text- u had no solid hits really, just some good ideas floating around but no real haymaker and some of ur lines were just straight flat out, only one i liked a little was the bigbang line..
Floss- atleast u were better, had two lk lines i.e the old spice and sexting lines but they still really didnt hit as they shouldve due to poor wording, u had some other lines that had potential but in the end they had no impact whatsoever...
Overalll both of yall got some potential and with hardwork yall could be better, however floss just had the better barz in this one and gets my vote

[Texcellence]

I'm surprised of the direction the voters have taken here. Well done @Flossaurus

[Clash]

Tanks dood, u gud too, dis nice match @Texcellence

[KwaL!ty]

nothing from Tex



vs

Tex E-thug to the fullest on forums he flexin,
But when you see I'm gonna smash Tex, this faggot thinkin of sextin,



Floss- just came with a more battle equipped verse ..
Tex- ive seen you come way better then this, wtf!

[Texcellence]

Originally Posted by KwaL!ty

nothing from Tex



vs

Tex E-thug to the fullest on forums he flexin,
But when you see I'm gonna smash Tex, this faggot thinkin of sextin,



Floss- just came with a more battle equipped verse ..
Tex- ive seen you come way better then this, wtf!

I keyed my verse - and I know everybody says that - but this was something quick to meet the original deadline. However, I actually think concept wise I had the better verse and a few of my lines here were enough to win in my opinion, you win some you lose some I guess.

[Greed]

The whole set up and delivery of the t rex line is played.
I dont know the word in that one line and I didn't get the extinct line. Rest was corny.

That's how that verse went.

Floss threw jabs the whole time but that'll work

V floss

[Texcellence]

Originally Posted by Greed

I dont know the word in that one line and I didn't get the extinct line. Rest was corny.

Retards like this shouldn't be allowed to vote.

[Greed]

You knew no one would get it that's why you marked it.

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Texcellence

Retards like this shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Don't sway or post in ur battle anymore after ur drop ur verse I will ban u from the league

[Allen Knight]

5-0 floss wins