08-29-2014, 12:09 AM | #1 |
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im a battler tho.
I move like....a savage mortal with a dagger holstered under a tattered cloak on the back of a capricorn screamin...SOMEBODY SOUND THE BATTLE HORNS. Thro ya body to a pack of rabid labradores. I Handle the sword like matadore. U dont want war with the hands of thor ill stick a fork in ur flacid corpse and piss on the floor then trash the morgue. FUCK IT. If i ever pass the torch ud be soaked in gas and scorch. Ill go back to before ya ass was born, grab the stork & snap his neck w a grapple torque . Nexts ya moms address. Step in the door like YOU PREGNANT WHORE then empty a mac 11 in her center mass an core...or.... i could show up at her lamaze training class an put that awful slag into a boston crab then angle fast to break her legs an back an laugh while she snaps in pain as ur baby brains r smashed. WHO WAN TANGO WITH THE FACE OF DEATH? U take a step i swear to god ill take whichever appendage u favor best. U wanna battle? Cut the camera on Im flattered in feather soft cashmere while im shmammered off a medoly of demerol & craft beer. Ull get battered till i knock the gravel out ur pedigree I NEVER LOST A SCRAP HERE. ill thro ya grandma in a hammer toss, put ya family all in jeopardy then send em off w papschmeres. Ill come in ur crib an demand the remote homie. Throw up my kicks an crash on ur couch boldly.Tell one of ur kids to hand me the phone only to grab ur bitch w my hand to her throat an have her suck my dick while i call in for stromboli. PAY HOMAGE stupid. U get bodied for talkin foolish. Im doin shots of embaulmin fluid watchin mr t box in that rocky movie. Swell ya face up like babalooey then tell u to shape up an hock a loogey. Leave u in worse shape then john belushi . NO1 GETS THRU THESE GATES WITHOUT ME MOVIN. We can battle anywhere an u get whipped good ...FARFEGNUGEN...i mean anywhere...ill hop in ur whip an battle u to the car tune dog....NO MARMADUKE SHIT. U nicer then me? Itll be hard to prove it...forrest gump? U gon be the first retard to do it? Not in my house. Ill leave ur limbs in a pale of charcoal an ur brains on italian marble. GET AT ME. U wanna do this? Lets get this clear ...i glide thru the nite like a ghoulish breath of fresh air....u try to fight me w hands in here? Ill toss a knife at the chandelier...an watch u get smashed w the glass like a jewish wedding affair. We can throw down in the square of metropolis. Ive bareknuckle boxed with the hands of apocalypse and channeled the monster of scotland that they say is the lochness. SO IF U FAAGGITS GOT BEAF THEN SPEAK OR STAY IN THE CLOSET.
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08-29-2014, 12:12 AM | #2 |
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u got dat bareknuckle part from mekilling murda sho, good stuff lotsa random good stuff, will re-read later to pick apart ur soul jk i like ubags we frends bags.
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08-29-2014, 12:31 AM | #3 |
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wow, another generic netcee verse.. tell us more about ur bottled rage and insufficient penis size
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08-29-2014, 12:32 AM | #4 |
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jk man, but ah. sorry boss....
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08-29-2014, 12:46 AM | #5 | |
Back again.
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ur the worst type of faggots ur one of those faggots who just does nothing but goes around posting how shit everyones posts are fucking faggot people keep complaining about how u r a faggot i now see y its cuz u r a faggot fuck u faggot bags this was probably cool didnt read it maybe later
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08-29-2014, 01:06 AM | #6 |
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ur a wimp with an ego. the worst type of coward
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08-29-2014, 02:25 AM | #7 |
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hahaha. fun read. i like it, i like it alot
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08-29-2014, 08:05 AM | #8 |
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Fucking total trash... why do you write?
seriously this was trash someone take the bags out
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08-29-2014, 09:19 AM | #9 |
Bags will be avenged
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remote and Stromboli part slayed me
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08-29-2014, 09:28 AM | #10 |
Leave you flatlined.
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Bags let's collab. You seem eager to write but this isn't it.
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08-29-2014, 09:29 AM | #11 |
Leave you flatlined.
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Were you really slayed like uncontrollable laughter or were you really just slightly amused and chuckled briefly.
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08-29-2014, 09:36 AM | #12 |
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This was dope though. Dexlab... im really close to fucking with your life on netcees
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08-29-2014, 09:43 AM | #13 |
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DexLabb continuously taps all 14 chakras of butthurt
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08-29-2014, 10:40 AM | #14 | |
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don't talk shit on his lover
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08-29-2014, 11:03 AM | #15 |
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Dope.
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08-29-2014, 02:06 PM | #16 |
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Opinion this was dope, liked seeing Bags go parabarf. it wasnt highly dope, there was a couple of drop-offs in the piece that I was thinking thats not so dope, but over all it achieved a dopeness from my expectations. Dunno if I say he's a battler tho, maybe a struggler.. yeah he struggles more than he battles so I'd say he's a struggler.
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08-29-2014, 03:50 PM | #17 |
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Nicccce!
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08-29-2014, 04:33 PM | #18 |
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this was....aite.
the rhyme schemes were subpar. the imagery was on point tho i liked it, thought it seemed like a rushed key, rambling about how barbaric you could be. im a rhyme monger tho, so thats why i didnt think it was "dull boy dope" as far as that goes. but, you're bags, so everyone will either ride hard or cape for you. good shit tho, i'd like to collab, if you could slide your condescending ego aside for hiphop lmaoooo
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08-29-2014, 04:40 PM | #19 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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08-29-2014, 05:07 PM | #20 |
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im a rhyme monger tho, so thats why i didnt think it was "dull boy dope" as far as that goes. but, you're bags, so everyone will either ride hard or cape for you. good shit tho, problem?
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