Pharaohs Army vs Diablo - Topical Battle

[Diablo]

We’re prob two of the last active

Due whenever

You want someone to pick a topic?

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by Diablo

We’re prob two of the last active

Due whenever

You want someone to pick a topic?

Humbly accepted.

@Cereal@DO the honors (if you are nimble)...PLAY TO OUR STRENGHTS, plz
otherwise, if NOT then whoever (somewhat active/and or respected member posts a topic, we'd both check in on it (if u want?)
We COULD do 2 shorter ones each; for ONE topic...
OR 1 longer one...
Your (our?) choice, OK
Stakes here:
Lars beats Pharaoh next week - Pharaoh promises to never use a 'tag' anyone again, ENDS his lame name-drops all over his verses, going forward.
"Agreed."

Lars? if I win - you must be nice to Objective forever, and drop a line or 2 of feed on one of my newer OM's.
Deal?
~
In My Humble Opinion - We R Busy, But Good &quick (enough to be):
DUE APRIL 1
(a CALenDAR month!) sorry couldnt resist
5 AM BRIT TIME MIDNITE PHARAOH TOLLLZZZ u.s. eastern
earlier is fine tooooo (if we inspired)
CAN WE TRY TO EYEBALL MATCH_LENGHTS IF WE CARE? / Unliminted if Inspired/necessary??? (for the culture).
GL Larzey

[Cereal]

[Pharaohs Army]

@Diablo

Thx Cereal. good picture material.
Lars THREE (3) checkins to decide?--

- ONE LONG, or TWO SHORTER... of our Topical Contest to this one pic?
Pharaoh need 2+ verses for this occasion. Thx.

- You gonna estimate total line-limit? Or shall we just say Unlimited for the culture/ANDOR try to eye-match?
Gimme unlimited. Likely 48?verse1 38-44 verse 2 on the written; spitten...one hundred good goal if not a limit
SPIN IT LARS SPIN IT
-do you agree to the cupcake Bet proposal? REAL voters MULTIPLE voters...the stipulations for the W/L listed above, if u accept, as I do!
cya soonn

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***ehhrrre"reedditt"***

WOOPS -LARZ- {-whispr?.},
slippin
hes slippin. few hrs?
ALREADY PART 1, SIRE
bite&reply all that u,desire
i will NOT cheat
edit part 1 here - like fifty give or take
part 2 i'll post next - REAL TOPICAL |write 2 tha pic!
will not edit either
as cereal's teacher i'll giv u to april foolz
to werk on ur "ether" - he-re we Go:,
ima j0ker playin poker
ASK BLAS
last laff, half done here(al-ready)what More can ya ask?
(ain't dissin u what more can i pass?)
you're class?
first class | when I' veGot gr@$$:
crass,
yes crass. better not bring a half-Ass!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_-SP55sRig
(sliiiight rmx?)here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTKtW3FXz4
better song from them? here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxgMie9fuuM

First verse:
Netcees Satire
phara droppin lame barz like a flat tire
not aBout; takin’ lars ‘s bout puttin somethn DOWN
the archivez r the playce i hold-a-crown
practice verssus make a track ‘n lay it down
larz’s 2, 1 Takes,Such hate
all the Barz i musta ate
while E’s spinnin(g) little webs?!
-i’m winning the innernet
the aowl prize munnie Wouldve; been a dinnerset
any single text? my opponent should consider a threat
my FIRST post here i voted for ClutBuck over Veritas,
(al)thou’ veritas topicalized pharaohs-shit b4 it ever happned
when the site – traine’dum
when the site—traine’dum
wasn’t lars itwas every1 Else
i’m HERE for his health
if e wasn’t good@text if he didn’t have a daughter—moderate white coller job –w/ wealth
roast-post bully messin’ w/ objective,as i bite:-- utube’s beingmyself
who blew thru? the toothpaste tube; was it u?
aoTP Said?they use it ta polish they\Jewels
[he?...\lars]a fool… rape p0rn Culture| Theze Dayz|(It)Isn’t Cool
in the next topical - part 2 - i’ll play by the rulez
told blue i werk@a school…sprinkle’lil’ personalz aRound
for Lars
‘n his netcees houndz
o w8 they retired - & r no where - 2 be found
times two?
times two? lars git dat rhyme thru
LARS GET THAT RHYME THROUGH: YOUR SIMLIE IS TAKING 4EVER A COMPARISON OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS OR HOW THEY WERE KNITTED (together) HOW THEY FITTED FOR THE CHRISTMIS WISHLIST OF CANCER KIDS who reed “SANDRA’s”SHIT n tell psychotic BAttlerz to get in contact w/ the business of finding
-“mennal” health “answers” {check the OTHer sIte it’s deadhere}
‘void rhymes that were I Did Elswhere|Slower or Faster
Netcees Satire
phara droppin lame barz like a flat tire
,not’m’Bout”[takin’| RAPIN’]LARS
take em apart copy hal0 to start w/ the flame ontha dart like his no-show ladee was afraid of the dark
i’m insane when i spark n copy ajax lamest janitor bar – i’m a battle star
GALACTICA
outerspace i’m comin’ afterya
lars ‘ll hav ta match it
take those 17 yeer old barz from out\tha mattress
wifey don’ like dat u keep the porn of [year] 2000 Actress
‘ses.

we can’t pre-tend.re-member?~http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=152593
maybe U kin end me
,from tagging members.
don’t bite this. u alrdy did fire
Lazy embers~ http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=144216

{check the OTHer sIte it’s deadhere}
GO.

[Diablo]

So you want me to diss you round one and ignore the topic?

Got it.

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by Diablo

So you want me to diss you round one and ignore the topic?

Got it.

if aero logged on he could shut this down after this fire
&i'd(could) retire

just kidding u get a res0nse of course
rebuttall topical - 1part your metachoice the other part picture..re course
simplistic like a (z.....)seahorse
I got Fitty
fitty ta sixty
ur fitting da fix me
i went e.z. partner genericpornwife diss me
end a law like disney
heres 10 more close to 75
therefor my final will be
more like, (war like) 100-125
&that's what u can do
all the while
part1part2 ur choice of when goes first on the eventual @Wuxia utube!~

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@Diablo
Thanks. For the zip-roast! as u can see, when I am in write-mode, my mind Hybridizes the matchups between battle/satire VS. pure topical
as u can see I just had to get some things off my chest about Cereal, Ryno, Sinacog, the mighty/legendaryLarz, as I taunt the battlemodAero..."you'll never get ridda me!"
U and other past champs can purely dissect a pic or quote and craft a "world"-- I will TRY to do that now for PART 2 _--NEXT DUE
Have not started yet--maybe check that OTHER site (still alive)...lol...
Let's make a real one they talk about for the annals

[Diablo]

You’re wack as fuck in small amounts
It’s bad enough you called me out to battle bruh cuz you’re a clown.
Keep acting tough by all accounts
I’ll land a punch towards your mouth so fast that once you’re falling down I’ll snatch your fucking organs out.
You challenged but you’re boring now.
Hang it up before the round has it judged with scores announced as it should. You’re always down.
You corny sounding rhyme-obsessive piece of shit,
it’s time you went and seen a shrink or tried your best to meet a chick offline that gets your weirdo schtick.
The Lime forgets you’re here existing.
Your writing never seems to hit.
its just lines of empty meaningless bull I find no sense of feeling in.
Retire already.
Deal with it.
It’s time you left ‘cause really kid
I’m the best we’ve seen at this since tried and tested leagues were in.
Act like you’ve never seen me win.
The title belt to me’s a whim.
I’m nice as hell, you’re weak as shit, this is like asking Michael Phelps if he can swim.
You’ve been a bitch, you’re always soft,
an easy win for all involved.
You’re boring dawg, I’m past pretending,
your stories often lack direction,
you force a lot in random sentences with awful plots that have no ending.
You’re wack at best, a weekly by,
it’s sad us vets don’t need to try,
when battles set we breath a sigh then laugh as second gears applied.
For years you’ve tried to emulate
your peer and write like Deadman says,
it’s really time he set you straight
so you realise the mess you made.
You demonstrate why you’ll never be a heavyweight with a legacy
You’re second rate with the pen to me,
steady failing in every league I’ve decimated and lead with ease.
I’m the most decorated there’s ever been,
your generations in debt to me
two decades straight as the head to beat
and I kept the same fucking energy.





Topical:

I always knew I was different.
I guess I just presumed I was gifted…
I had numerous interests I valued more than a friendship
and threw myself in them to the point it bordered obsessive.
I was always collecting.
For as long as I remember I’ve been a completist
I knew every dinosaur you could test me on, by species and genus.
It was appealing to me with its definitive sizing and strengths
people could see it enthused me but never realised the extent.
My mind was relentless in processing the facts I discovered and shared
and like a T-Rex causing ripples in water… it only grew stronger from there.
I studied them carefully, learning which were the biggest and the best,
and loved the unerring facts being unequivocally correct.
I knew what linked them to their predecessors, from the docile to aggressors,
and every living thing that was central to defining those era’s.
Every lifeforms connected by the same particles that pronounced their existence
— even the meteorite that descended and brought about their extinction
when it hit the ground and then killed them. We find the same matter in stars
intangible particles that bound us intrinsically and have since the start.
I mapped out their stark similarities while scratching the surface
it had me determined to investigate the patterns emerging.
I sat and observed them with countless hours spent acknowledging facts
and while that was the first thing to mark my interest — it would not be the last.
My hobbies were vast, I was top of the class in every conceivable subject
reading is something I see as the means to feed my compulsion.
It was clear as a young intellectual, albeit one lacking awareness,
I possessed a superiorly functioning brain to that of my parents.
I dabbled in varied fields, as a matter of fact,
but none I happened to care for like the universal language of math.
I became enamoured with that, allowing myself to become lost in it all
with its mathematical fractal patterns and numerological laws.
The more knowledge I sought, the deeper my infatuation became,
like how every problem you solve presents a new equation some say.
I played with its latent intri***ies while finding math hours of fun
making me raised by myself, a simple exponent of the power of one!

[Pharaohs Army]

POST and Editing IN…. Lars it ends at 2023…the current week…I had to cheat and do a preview so some could see…It just ends at the last year…see..?? I will bold shit that has a little bit to do w/ the pic….
KID CUDI
Shits groovy
Get moving
Apparently I’m moody…na not really, just harnessing editing&writing powers that lars helped me, before i stopped-doing…it. Let’s be-gin.

Verse 2:
More Netcees Satire
U KNO – 4 THE ARCHIVES LARS/BUDDY…JUS’ A LITTLE MORE HARD WERK FER LAAAZY FRANK (ANOTHER MAaG) FOR
Dioooodes harrdddd worrrkk of a few hundred dollllars of his, big, SIX figure SALARY tA…uh…mainTAIN…a site..a site KIDS… fuck…where me and larrrrrs PRACTICE….and drop FREE SHIT…JUS FREE SHIT 4 E4VERYONE - ALL OVERRR…..diode got all these free barz from ME&LARS,,makes me see stars...(see lars, not to the topic):

2012 AND EARLIER
Pretty m uch doesn’t exist. There was another domain, but it didn’t get clicks, have respected cliques (i just Kid…). David LLama may or may Not’ve been sexual\predator. GL fynding the old school – ‘less u checked the archived hysteria, tht THANKFULLY LARS (n some others) thought to preserRve, Fairly-few…

2013
Certain’s rilly gettin thingz Rollin’
Zygote is literally trolling…audio!
Geno is injecting heroin and doing the same thing basically w/ a little more SONG CONTROL
“PeDan”Cake is holding it down. His abstract trash is winnign titles & holding the crown.
Other femalez like Cinn & uhh…god whut waz her name, that 1 chick, started w/ an S; i left a one line message on ‘er on wall… NOT a MESS @Inno……..YAknoww…lol…
and let’s be honest. if we’re talking feminine? a little bit vague…N VividlyHonest? And ESPECIALLY @Adonis…Pat, both @asylum AND COPY, are, JUST practicing rap….by some’a the above, even BBZ (@big baby)…his SHITS-crazy…uhhh sorry we Red Zen…n…Eng n others…captin mustachio s GOOD, mm..but e wasn’t Trailblazing
@Vulgar prolly used nitchzke…litrally in 2015, or 16, WHICH WE’LL GET TO
LARS & @MMLP r pretty decent. carving the streets out, of.. of Back corner England…oh, uh, wat, i, meant by that -was getting drunk at a couple taverns n freestyling the writing leagues of thoze weekends…..Lol.
@Diablo I added another preview "bit" on an edit...gotta tag @muff AGAIN here cuz I'm surrrr his brit/lars-clique DISS implanted in my brain, in "twenty six"TEEEN
2014***EDITING*** @Sinacog CHEATING***
Playing poker online, until we finish all of these ....freaking

SOME will be shorter, there are Lulls.
At this point, @dead man's gotta be pretty damn good...i really can't kid...every1 should read him, even his 9 year old kid.
Lars is Trying to be so sick, his nex story, will be(so)boring, i promised i wouldn't do this again but u can't ignore this...ok, ok soon. more to the pic. Editing in
2015
2016 - MMLP wrote a verse about a sad jester that COULD'VE (but didn't) make Pharaoh or @Mr. J die, BY, suicide.
2017
2018
2019
2020
2021
2022
2023 – NOW – @Frank
I think he's stimulated by images, (&delays), maybe we can wait n see what we can get outta this idiot, b4 he quits

It appears playing outside the boundaries of the o-zone was pharaoh’s latest prize
He closed his eyes…practiced his Vapid audio (@Vapeo) on the open mic, dreamt of dropping a real topical,someday, like Lars, or Uni,
All along it was only part amusement, he wanted a bad track b4 e was 40, cuz 11 year olds were on tik tok &a lotta trax he heard on text sites were boring
certainly the girly rap is the next recording, but let’s try a topical, to the picture, before we go-awayy :-(


This will happen today guys...***

Look@ the Scientific picture - Lecture me Lars
Look@ all the stars - Tear me apart
inform me about Calculus IV - 3D planes -McLaurin; series;& more
call it my 1 (&)final topical - a weekend chore
in physics, there's a 3d point in space
(i)got distracted by the site - i write@, & the jokes we make
however this ends - it's just a form of fate
realize you got to play with (the|a) shooting star, b4 he hit ground
you'll maybe miss 'im, when he isn't aroud... (starting now?!)
(More to the pic):
KID CUDI
Shits groovy
Get moving
Apparently I’m moody…na not really, just harnessing editing&writing powers that lars helped me, before i stopped-doing…it.
In Event Horizon, we learned about a fold in space
Lotta things in theoretical physics r on paper - only in name
it'd be cool if me & lars went to space
we'd be in a text war! - while the (other)operators /or astronauts
would be busy - doing research!
!I'm interviewing my teachers, before I retire and play video games for the rest of the weekend...
searching for various life forms
constructing pie charts /looking at writings/ from 2011 -w/ Whiteout
I sent the best to timeout! I EDITED TO CHEAT....i WANT HIM2DROP SOMETHING GOOD Here...a veteran; i propose peace
ohhhh...hold me @ least.
it's a long trip to space, i got some tryptofan, from aero's turkey &n eigth of shrooms, to trip face
It's Gay --- to Play w/ lars, for almost Six Days!
there's a notebook in space...a bicycle that canadians tripped over - in space!....a paper airplane, & a sk8 board....i always get hurt in sports trying to do trickery, it;s a sport i hate more
been Known to talk,
endorsing Lars like it's 2000 & we're playing tony hawk
{lars...lars...scribbl ur ridiculous verse in some "Old Chauk"
oh,oh,oh, I'M ONE TO TTALK...I GO ON FOR HOURS? What will U drop?
Some fucking....Lol...willy wonka gobstobb, that gab @ - at a fuckingHindu Gas stop? lolllllllllllllll

urhhhrr, liter-ally
he still hasn't dropped
this motherfucker's not hot
we travel @ light speed - the devil hypes me, Several Pisces hav been known distract Lars while he is writing!
sent him sirens!
sent him sirens!
when he's done he can masturbate. finally.
what would he say to wifey
x2?

we travel @ LIGHT Speed
only ryno wanna fight me
club bangers don't "hit" that bass - as much in space
club bangers don't "hit" that bass - as much in space
club bangers don't "hit" that bass - as much in space
IT'S A RACE
to the top
quarter century 'a text
we still don't stop
the pills we pop , shall soon be mixed w/ pot, post a littl more, then we'll see what we've got!
outer space: (more to the pic)
hmm
it seems that the more his opponents talk, the more that he wins
i keep voting for this guy even tho he edited - n roast me again!
i'm masochistic - it's a sign of him being a friend
don't wurry i'll retire u won't have to reed me again
going ON - without end, but i don't need netcees - i got a pen
it's not 2010. the only guy on the site, who'll write, hybridizes his topicals - to insult u again...
thats FINE its Fine
we're gonna drop somthin Best

[Pharaohs Army]

***2016 - MMLP - http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=125025***

just make it good lars
even if short

do a remit/rhyme-switch thing or 2

thats all i ask of u
I bid you a good 2023~