Answer vs. Universe - OPEN FOR VOTES

[Universe]

I see your tail wagging, dog... :)

100 max.

[Answer]

Just seeing this now, I’m kinda hung over at the moment but I’ll drop something by Monday?

[Universe]

Sounds good man. No rush. I got my topical piece for Monday then wanted to move to this mid-week. Thanks for taking this on - It's a rarity around here. (Although tbh I kind of knew you would, hence the call out.)

Winner gets autism bragging rights.

[Answer]

might add more might not idk not really feeling it at the moment

At 14 I drank vodka daily & binged as a youngster
U got trashed as a youngin, too.. When ur mom casey anthony’d u into a dumpster
Act up & the MAC will ravage you brutally
The semi clicking in your mouth will have u speaking to Africans fluently
My heater glows red when I'm busting the llama
The iron gets so much Blackbody radiation it feels like cuddling up w/ Robranda
I joined the mile high club w/ ur bitch.. pussy good as can be
She really went DOWN on the flight.. threw her off stairs so she wouldn’t conceive
Bitch works night shifts & gets gangbanged with no lube bro
Calls me Captain Barbossa cuz when she moonlights, my whole crew bones
Told u that whore is bad
When she’s on the clock she’s shaking her ass quick as skull kid in Majora's Mask
Swallows w/ Jedi perfection
Treats it like her dream job, asked my team to put a seed in her head like inception
She told me to hide it from u, I said “gimme guap and it’s zipped”
Blackmailed her & got paid off intel so quick you'd think i had stock in the chip
Rush a verse, murder him royally & universe won’t mind
Ain’t afraid to get laid out w/ a key, he been treated as a doormat by bitches his whole life
Women know this fag is a waste of breath
Islands of Adventure the only time Universe’ll give em an attraction that makes em wet
Uni turns pussies to deserts, they say this slob is disgusting
Has so much experience busting in dry walls he secured a job in construction
My exes still be all over me, trynna fuck me like bloody hell
Ur exes are all over u cuz they’ved moved on & started fucking somebody else
U got no swag, no chicks, ur game barely developed
The way this dude flounders next to a bitch it would make Ariel jealous
Me lose to this jerkoff? that's reach
This gon be such an embarrassing body he won't even take his shirt off @ the beach
I get crowds hype cause of my skill system
3 pigs, the reason you could never bring the house down is cause we're built different
Uni butchers concepts with the rarest of craziness
I've seen so many quotes from verse that make no sense it could make veritas atheist
Peeps know ur skill ain’t coming close
If anyone say my verses parallel universe’s they musta been born in one of those
My wifey & I are a power couple, in the black.. money all set
If ur in a Power couple ur being fucked in the ass by Jussie Smollet
This hermaphrodite trynna beg for acceptance
The only bitches givin Unisex have THAT as their sexual preference
Since COVID hit this fairy been psyched, too
Uni BEEN ready for the Mask era, he wore it all throughout high school
I've met girls that are guarded cuz they lettin past shit affect em
Girls are guarded around u cuz they need restraining orders & security to protect em
Pussy scared to throw hands, freezing up when my jab swings
Closest u come to picking fights is making bets on Draft Kings
The auto spraying put 6 rounds through your fucking spine
Charlie townsend, when the machine goes off u’ll be speaking to angels on the other side
Bullet holes in every inch of ur body when it’s all done
I’m too quick to miss universe, even Steve Harvey’ll tell you u picked the wrong one
I try to catch up w/ old friends, chop it up & get wasted
U try to catch up w/ old friends cuz they got stable jobs & u live in ur moms basement

[Universe]

Where do I begin?

Dude went from a top ten rapper to a laughing stock it's tragic
Looking like Zach Galifianakis yet even more fat and unattractive
You had Ouch/Sinacog practice, it's overkill in typical fashion
That record is padded as a vinyl in an Amazon delivery package
It don't mesh like school basketball rims - You should be above the petty shows
Now son steppin' stoned like what Ouch does in every post
You're known to cry for penalties bro, I'll leave that oversized head leaking slow
Sorry but you're acting so unruly I thought that anything goes...
Throw him for a loop like a lasso; How's softy a bonafide threat?
If I poked in guys chest I wouldn't feel a bone if I pressed
Let's cover ya shitty ass-pecks like sweaters mommy knitted in bed
Until you're at a loss for words like the next time you revisit this thread
Count your blessings and slow your roll, you high functioning sped
Don't need counseling success to accept this guy-dense in the end
Heard his type's a lesbian - Your cock gives them a dry crotch
This guy's pedestrian, yeah... everything he's got on the side walks
Been a stranger to relationships with more than one deserved loss
But you'll be reef-origin a bond like coral larvae on submerged rocks
I see you licking your chops; every post this fairy turns more homo
If I wanted hear that redder-Ric I'd watch Flair during a promo
You need people like me; You think ya boy's a cinch 'til I rap beside you
I need people like you too, but from the Muay Thai clinch back in high school
Still want to run the table, go on streaks and get a bunch of views often
But you going on a terrace unlikely as me not pushing you off one
On paper there's no past to draw from, no wonder you have that adopted flavor
Everything you claimed you went through waivers like an unwanted player
Success must've felt sew fabricated... You Buffalo Bill'd your own shit
I Bloody Well know this misfit ain't comfortable in his own skin
If you the bomb, I'm the shelter - Don't even peer in the lid
When what's inside you comes to light no one in here will be feeling you kid
Look at that hairdo and chin... dad wants those queer moves undid
I asked who's the biggest asshole here... And that's where you come in
Hate to bug you but shit, heard Answer marching one by one at your crib
Those pre-writtens or Olympic torches? You run them by everybody when lit
That's what Discord's for bitch, but I'll never log on to this
Alias suspicious, facial recognition - I'm on to you, kid
I'm the Culture he riffs; Those sub tracks add up, his math doesn't one bit
Pension to coast, prison furlough - You get back what you put in
He/Him/His... shut up. I knew getting a normal answer was hopeless
So floored what you stand for I cut out early like sports fans during Covid
Saying you'll outwrite Eminem's bogus... dude I rhyme better
That joke was so forlorn I thought you were a Saturday Night Live member
Know why this robot acts like no one is as clever?
He writes solar powered... puts it off for so long he could go on forever
Want to bully people with violent words first get a bicep nerd
If you depended on muscle memory you'd be the most forgetful guy ever
Been signed on since September; There ain't much odder than a voyeur
Kid's so bloated he's retaining water like it's his lawyer
Just thank God you ain't part of the topical mainstream
If you think there's a poinsettia thread... bud you'll be pushing up daisies
When I say "check out my new digs" I mean clothes with the tags on
When he says 'check out my new digs' we think holes in a graveyard
Dirt poor retard... Soon as he sees ads for 'spinners for gay memes'...
This clown be running over more resumes than Mr. Mercedes
This strange geek's got an ego we never would believe...
If netcees was a league he'd hold it in higher standing than he ever could achieve
Don't have to feed; I could put all the votes for you on playback, repeat
On an 80 inch screen, and you'll still 'get less' than an Ajax critique
When it comes to topicals & creativity, I'll leave your text career ethered
In your right mind you shouldn't want to face me... left hemisphere either
In this field I'm a different breed, it's apparent whatever I share in this...
Supersedes yours like the baby the Kent family inherited
Don't be disparaged, kid... I know pride keeps your career strong
But all jokes aside... you know, the side you can hear on
Think your home free like squatters rights, I see stress growing deep inside
Now he's at my disposal... eating all the leftovers he can find
And I got the nuts in game; This fuck can't believe his luck has swayed
Don't worry one day it will all blow over... your girl's tongue and face
Don't mean to pry mate, but your style's fake - We saw that the entire way
Call this fighter plain & he's stuck in an uproar - King Kong on the Empire State
Let's chase Open Mic's Hall of Fame, step out your comfort zone and test your range
Oh wait, I already have ten in place better than anything you could ever make
Probably induct yourself like a crawl space... Truth is you're lazy as fuck
Modelled yourself after the HOF'ers, guess I was meant to be facin' a bust
Chump's only out for blood when his erection's up
Girlfriend's sure bummed, said you a half-incher like Alien 3 director's cut
That should lead to suspension; Now watch him perform his last strut
Cuz I don't think he could make that headway... more than his fat gut
Saying you autistic tacky as fuck... I'm not doubting you loser
I'm just saying I'll make mints meet out of you, junior
Usually I'd be more specific, but kid's such a general munchkin...
I don't need to spell it out to see "he's" always on the end of my punches...
Lead discussion board rants then suddenly throw up your hands
Always going in, but that tipping point ain't nothing to adore man
And it's common knowledge your wife's a slut bro face it
I could go straight to the bar incisor up like braces
At my place scream into her privates like her clit just enlisted
Sound ridiculous? No shit... it's almost like she never existed...
Fuck this whiz kid like an R. Kelly victim; You're underprepared
So like a homebody who had an affair, get the fuck outta here
Seems you undermine-or-repair - I'll Sandy Hook this guy's net career
Goes to show, there's no surviving Holmes... Dark Knight Rises premiere.

[Ouch]

well this is finna a big one.. i'll do Answers shit VS Universe, and holy shit that sa lot to read.. but I'll do Favorites of fatrites in TXT document... i'm not gonna break every fucking thing down though yall niggas cant fuck wuth ea bd its 11pm... lets see I don't think one with me better than other.

[NoetiC]

Universe wins


Reasons: he beat him

[Bobby D]

Either answer is an alias I dont know, or that opener is 100% straight up a jack and the clicks in your mouth line too

v-universe for seemingly being more creative

because I've seen a lot of answers lines before - miss universe being your best line however that was nicely put

[Answer]

^^ in case anyone needed evidence how retarded these UPN dudes are. This is why I stopped battling when y’all popped up. I might as well ask Becky from Starbucks who won the battle, yall don’t even know how the fuck punchlines work

[Bobby D]

90 percent sure they're both user lines.

So you're clearly a fan of the people you seem to hate so much

Plus Dave is the champ on your site and he's UPN

Lmao

[Bomb Bard]

Answer is a Lars alias

[Blue Bayou]

Originally Posted by Bobby D

90 percent sure they're both user lines.

So you're clearly a fan of the people you seem to hate so much

Plus Dave is the champ on your site and he's UPN

Lmao

@UserName to confirm

[Bobby D]

It's Def from an old upn battle maybe even archives here I just can't be fd to look that or Adonis aka Ajax

[Blue Bayou]

Originally Posted by Bobby D

It's Def from an old upn battle maybe even archives here I just can't be fd to look that or Adonis aka Ajax

User confirmed it wasn't him (even liked the bar)

Jury is still out on Ajax without proof (probably on a recess)

Any other theories as to who Answer bit?

[UserName]

Yeah that wasn’t me.

I’ve heard/seen a click/gun reference before, tbf. but it wasn’t me who did it. And I think it was more to do with a mouse.

[White LGI]

I've seen that Casey Anthony line before to

[Elfo]

Text has been around for over 20 years, every concept has been used by now

[Elfo]

Also links or gtfo if you wanna come in here accusing people of biting

[Soule]

Was going to vote but this became a shit show.

[Answer]

I will literally give $100 to whoever finds a quote of a bar prior to this battle that specifically references "getting trashed as a kid" in reference to getting wasted as a young person using the double entendre for casey anthony literally putting her child a garbage bag

note that any random bar about casey anthony or just some loose reference to trash or garbage does not qualify


@Snitching is gangsta @Bobby D