LMAO SO NC IS TO HAVE AN INVITE-ONLY TOPICAL TOURNEY... STATE YOUR INTEREST INSIDE!!!!!

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we've a list of names we want involved to help make this the biggest and best topical tourney to happen net-wide in YEARS!

THIS SHIT WILL BE 16 MAN INVITATION ONLY, THE CREME DE LA CREME STILL DOING THIS SHIT TO CROWN A TOP DOG!

video mags, write ups, threads, shit talking, guest features and dope as fuck verses.

lets get it popping yo!

list is in no order whatsoever:


@Frank
@PancakeBrah
@dull boy
@NYCSPITZ
@quaker oats
@dead man
@Certain
@unbornbuddah @godcomplex
@Pent uP
@RichardCorey
@3pa @Three-Planes-Aligned
@Atheist
@Split Eight
@big baby
@eng @Eŋg
@Soulstice
@zygote @zyg
@Pinot Grij
@Cimmerian
@Bags

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@prelec @Jan @Knucklehead @wasim @anyone - hook me up with a graphic for the tourney?

what i want is something like this:



with "Netcees.org S.T.I" wrote on there


lmao it will stand for "Storytelling Topical Invitational" but will capture the idea of homo-erotic manpoems about unicorns and rainbows

plenty of lulz to be had but im deadly serious about this

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Originally Posted by Soulstice

I'm in for one of these

ONLY 15 SPOTS LEFT MAHFUCKAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Split Eight]

I'm in.

[Witty]

Wtf @ tagging bags before me.

Get your shit together Lars.

[sral]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

I'm in.

14 SPOTS LEFT YOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sral]

Originally Posted by Witty

Wtf @ tagging bags before me.

Get your shit together Lars.

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

lol'd hard @ Mike Wrecka pulling topical rankings on Eng.

at this point he's just trying his best to be the topical Aero.

my 16 man topical invitational would go, in no order,

dead man
Vulgar
Split Eight
big baby
dull boy
Eng
Certain
Soulstice
Zygote
Pinot Grij
NYC
Pent uP
Lars
oats
Bags
Myself

Just imagine that lineup going 100% effort, current state or prime era state. Miss that competition.

lol'd at seyance

fyi.

the list is not set in stone, by any means, me and vulgar have sat this out and richard corey/zygote/atheist/3pa probably wont be around in all honesty

BUT how you not gonna respect the Bag-nanamous? hes killed shit in topical tourneys before to win one over veritas and in that finals vs Cashius

you bitches best put some respect on his name frfr

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ALSO I'M LOOKING AT MAYBE 4 ALTERNATES SO GET YOUR ASSES INTO GEAR IF YOU WANT A SPOT AND MAKE IT KNOWN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dead man]

Ok

[Ghost1]

flattered

in

[Cimmerian]

I'm in.

[Artifice]

i'm down to act as a reserve if need be.

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Originally Posted by dead man

Ok

OHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


THE BIG DAWGS INVOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


13 SPACES LEFT MOTHERFUCKERSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sral]

Originally Posted by Bags

flattered

in

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BAG DADDY IS BACK WITH THEM ANGRY CAPSLOCKED LINES FOR DIALOGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THESE LAMES AINT KNOW BRUH

KEEP SPITTING THAT HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE DOWN TO 12 SPOTS AVAILABLE!!!!!!!!!!

[veritas]

no invite? shame.

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Originally Posted by Cimmerian

I'm in.

WHAT?!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A WILD CIMMERIAN APPEARS LIKE THE GHOST FROM TEXTMAS PAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUMMON HIM AND HE WILL BE THERE

THIS DUDE GOT BEST FLOW OF THE DUDES WITH FLOW, BEYOND QUESTION

IF YOU AINT KNOW ABOUT CIMM, THERE'S A REASON YOU DIDNT MAKE THE DRAFT PICK OF 16 TBH

CIMM STRAIGHT FLAME EMOJIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


11 SPOTS REMAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Artifice

i'm down to act as a reserve if need be.

NO WORRIES BRUH

YOU ON THE RESERVE LIST FOR REAL

@Mr. J @MMLP @2tripple0 @Adonis @Zen @Witty @Seyance @PiE @ZeeDee @Johnathon mercy @veritas @Diode @Just Write @Eric Kelly YOU WANT ON THE RESERVES?

[Diode]

a lot of people i've beaten on this invite only list

hilarious.

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Originally Posted by veritas

no invite? shame.

yo you know you welcome to take part in any text battle tournament ive run bruh

you a man of your word and always show on time

the pres respect that

pancake made the list and its safe to say the topical scene here seemed to agree on who made the cut tbh

it wasnt my call. (though, i did agree also, that lineup FIYAH YO!)

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Originally Posted by Diode

a lot of people i've beaten on this invite only list

hilarious.

c'mon now D.. when youve done this as long a period of time as we have, we've all got a couple scalps were proud of

shit, i once beat Sephiroth over at UPN and ive never been good at text lmao