08-18-2023, 10:35 AM | #3381 |
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I'll rip through your crew quicker than gunslingers shoot in saloons,
Eschew what you do and bid you adieu, My skill is approved. Your lyrics? Subsumed. We are not the same - dissimilitude. You're simply a fool. Your chess metaphors are dead weight, I'll smash your breast plate till your chest breaks, Check mate. You must be inhaling lead paint if you try to compete, My style is so sweet it comes with vitamin C and gets served with hors d'oeuvres on the island of Crete, Your style is replete with stylistic blunders, Compared to my high level structure I tear you asunder, Bring warfare and thunder to your shores when I plunder, Raining down hell when I dispatch Mr J, K and L, I'll put you away in a cell like ghislaine maxwell. |
10-12-2023, 12:26 AM | #3382 |
low tide in serotonin bay
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Gorgeous views from the primordial ooze
That we’ve all been extracted from…us fortunate few Soak it in, the gene pool was shallow I had to dive in And pick up a few of mommy and daddy’s vices.. Sacrifices? There were plenty, I’ve been pinching pennies Still being disciplined for the price I paid to emerge from the empty The cold, beforehand, before my skin was ever mended Before my heart was ever formed I already knew how it all ended And now I’m here out of pure spite, holding on for dear life Burned up by any near lights, vampiric by nature Here forevermore…until the day you don’t wake up |
10-30-2023, 12:50 AM | #3383 |
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you know you fucked up when the gun is untucked.
that's when you realize, you should have kept your mouth shut. hop in the conversation, without any hesitation. now it's escalated, you want out of it, wake you from those dream with the sound of rounds bustin. circle around, windows down, when I'm house huntin. thinking all these cookie cutter styles are nothing, but piles of rubbish. recycled trash that's already been crushed once, in the past. that's why most of the mcees on this site i can crush with one hand. Last edited by Urban Dialect; 10-30-2023 at 12:52 AM. |
11-08-2023, 02:54 AM | #3384 |
Sini
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You can crush with one hand!? You can masturbate with one hand.. but now throw a punch..
I flow the dutch.. soda much? GLOWING PUNCHES puts saturn's ring around your whole eye(NO STYE).. I'm the unorthodox dragon,, sucking dragon titties and being witty.. WHILE URBAN DIALECT.. no-one comprehends..because nobody reads..because..well..he's URBAN DIALECT! |
11-20-2023, 04:15 PM | #3385 |
The Clown Prince
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Once again the wrong one to answer
Established in whatever year they developed cancer Stuck between tumors, rumors & Tony Danza. Looking more Kaufman consumed in the laughter ....thank you very much I'm out here to Carrey wisdom to the youth. When complimentary their only wisdom was a tooth Look to the sky onto the prism, wishes for you... Took common sense to envision the bitches in you. Slang vocabulary out of sheer tenacity or thrill Annoyed now because I don't have the veracity to chill I played it low-key but the audacity is shrill... Loose lips sink ships & have to capacity to fillllllll Guess it's only right the captain hits the depth Left them with what they heard all on their beds
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12-04-2023, 03:27 AM | #3386 |
low tide in serotonin bay
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Pop in every few months to reassure you that my life still sucks
If life’s a gamble I lost look at these wrists I diced em up I don’t feel worthy of this place it’s a worry I can’t shake Calling all witchy women that wanna burn me at the stake How many worms it gonna take to eat the flesh from my rotted bones I just wanna be far the fuck away from here secluded like a cottage home The permanence of your kisses on my collar bone, the stab wound in my back Left me shattered into pieces… I never mattered and that’s facts |
12-14-2023, 02:25 AM | #3387 |
low tide in serotonin bay
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Got banned on that twitter but still want to talk to the people
Wishing I was stoned and still just a rock’s throw from evil Nah fuck that, I’m a ghost haunting halls of gothic cathedrals I’m the tapping raven, in flocks of crows you could spot through the peep hole The devils advocate, I was sent to sin bro But usually my vibe hella mellow like a Citizen show You a bitch to a beast, you know what’s the difference with me? You pay 15 dollars for her subscription I see them tiddies for free Say you kids got game? Please need to stick to that Xbox Me I got game…sending your mom pics of my erect cock |
01-02-2024, 10:01 PM | #3388 |
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relationships w/sex bots, (can)
lead to viruses that make your tech lock, like firing taking head shots, computer lagging missing everything in the red dot getting bagged, body looted, now your mad you got to buy some new shit, cause against me? everything you have in your inventory bag is useless, coming back with rare material, monster hides to craft music, getting summoned onto a track. like an overpowered magic user repelling demon attacks, like these female's advances looking for a chance to romance a hero Last edited by Urban Dialect; 01-20-2024 at 11:15 PM. |
01-03-2024, 10:35 PM | #3389 |
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A pronoun explaining it self with story’s of sex with a robot? So I load up the slingshot an take on Goliath with headshots until its head explodes an lays forgot an we go back to times where it’s untaught. Men wanting to bleed an have blood clots,onslaughts on their donuts. I’m smooth like off the fringe with chip shots,I got ya woman singing like birdies. No later than twelve thirty I’m dropping off my kids then splitting. Fuck these faggots talking wack,in your mouth I’m hitting. Sew up your mouth like ya moms crochet needles an knitting. So stop plotting like ya know what’s good,riding your unicorn misunderstood.
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01-06-2024, 10:03 PM | #3390 |
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I got strangely obscured futuristic ideas
stolen realizations defeat my purpose until I reached the point I couldnt care. Unwise to the game he thought he shouldnt stare, Snow White falls asleep while white snow was chopped on brooklyn stairs. Stay prepared for life is Framed in moments you wouldnt spare, and it happens so quick, as beyond so below, so above I wonder whats beyond the frozen dome. you couldnt beat me I got the E.T and your home alone, thats a lit finger for your phone, a split finger fastball to your soul. Thats how god rips you open when you dont reap what you sow. And ill creep till im old and gray, while you weap like a bitch whisking a bowl of eggs, you tweak like a witch prostrating a wooden pole for pleasure. Well here's a polstice of potent poisons another microdose to measure, shoot the shots until they fold the fitter like a swarm of locust destroying crops in the middle of the coldest winter a molten volcano opens in Lake Ontario, and spews ash across the coast to capture the smoke I fester. The jokes on you while I spoke the kether. Last edited by brokenhal0; 01-08-2024 at 10:25 PM. |
01-14-2024, 09:00 PM | #3391 |
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Bring the killa outta me, energetic not powdery
Authentic not synthetic fuck all of those who doubted me I'm tired of the fuckery, pathetic women clouding me Tryna tell me how to be my give a fuck is sound asleep Love is a sinners sanctum always come around hounding me I guess I should thank em for the strengthened resistance That I'm proud to strut so bountifully, I'm dreaming and scheming Not just coppin Z's and counting sheep, supremely I'm seasoned Extremely believe in my purpose I'm focused astoundingly These hoes as just hopeless as demons surrounding me Prying and poking the giant provoking me dog Until I give up and elope with a Glock, hallow point foreplay So shocking they get amped like a rock Blow their mind with a pop, dandelion pedals blow with the wind As their families cry and try and cope with their end |
01-18-2024, 10:13 PM | #3392 |
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thoughs from my mind, soak in the gin,
when i weight in on a topic, the gravity in what i say, squashes it, no office policy will prevent me from verbally abusing a colleague, and the hypocrites in H.R. can kiss my testis if they think I'm being too testy this is a recipe for madness, where income is negative, and the outcome is tragic, lose the good boy facade and outcomes the savage, losing control, emotions running ramped, rampaging over paper, page after page, releasing all the rage and anger |
01-19-2024, 06:37 PM | #3393 |
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Angry, depressed, the same me, obsessed, my brain
has regressed, I press the pain to my flesh restraining The stress, so plainly request exchange of my breath For death, so strangely relieved the change is so blessed Last edited by JustRap; 01-19-2024 at 06:37 PM. Reason: Removed a extra letter |
01-20-2024, 12:32 AM | #3394 |
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The draft of unspoken torment puts up it's performance
While he sits on the porch sipping Jack by the quart Numbing flashes of poor corp men back in the war Tragic adornment stabbing his core, those glazed Eyes, blankets for pains bribes addicted to anguish But never relinquished the tags out of a strange pride Panic strickens a stain gained by frantic living In trenches plagued by stenches of corpses And cannons concussive forces, ravaged Warriors rabid with savage euphoria... |
01-20-2024, 01:05 AM | #3395 |
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Disrespectful bitch, you'll feel my punches hit I guess I'm such a dick the way I beat you pussys to the gig when I flex a bunch I get to wreck you cunts again I eat bars for breakfast son, I can beat weak retards with just my presence in a fraction of a second, done. I've mastered weapons, puns, my vernaculars high in the rafters of heaven, potent, I spit one spoken and end up having like seven sons, eleven wives, all pregnant, ahem. Shoot my shot, count duku voodoo god, get my props, force choke, doo doo drops, no remorse bro, stream of consciousness have you learning morse code, biters dirty, this site may need more soap
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01-20-2024, 10:51 PM | #3396 |
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i keep it tight like corn rolls, where if you make any facial expression, expect your face to feel like it's being ripped away from your skeleton, like lines tied to your brain and me behind the scenes pulling the strings, stretching your mind around different concepts and rhyme schemes, warping your prospective on what's reality and fiction, like you thinking you have skills; only for you to be suffering from dementia, or maybe you're just concussed from being hit hard by bars chained together like nun chucks,
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01-24-2024, 04:51 AM | #3397 |
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Depression, the human condition injection
It's smashing my dreams with the tick of each second Im so loose at the seams I could blow up and bring Context to the questions, give up a best friend Loss of the girl of my dreams, the emptiness present Could fill a hole made by a nuclear weapon Dismantling pride, memories dancing to die This pain is just enhancing my high, frantically Entrancing my vibe into a fantasy life of lies |
01-24-2024, 06:33 AM | #3398 |
Sini
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JUST RAP!?? JUST RAP! You're nothing like banana pudding
DELICIOUS AND SCRUMCHISE! EXCEPT.. you're not.. damn plot.. You're a writer that'swhy,, a rhymer.. try to tame a beast I'm smoking canibus.. the anthem twist.. you should be aiming east.. |
01-24-2024, 07:40 AM | #3399 | |
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Whack and weak can be used to describe you interchangeably I donate to the handicapped but not to your fat trolling fat candy ass You wouldn't be dope if you chopped coke and then hand it back Died and then got reincarnated as my nose and snort it alive |
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01-24-2024, 09:34 PM | #3400 |
Sini
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You have a red nose? NO I DO! FROM SNIFFINE COCAINE AS RUDOLPH
I'm Rudolph hitler, stupid quitter.. you should quit while you're ahead, but you're not.. that's the plot.. Don't go dissing me,, you are unworthy,, even with the schemes WHO KNEW you were so simple,, that you cant even mention a beam(BEAMER!) |
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