08-30-2022, 11:49 PM | #1 |
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2. evaD vs 6. Ghost - OPEN FOR VOTES
Netcees SOL Season II @evaD @Ghost1
Playoffs Round 2 Due Friday, September 2nd at Midnight PST Minimum: 8 Lines Maximum: 12 Lines 24hr ext given on request NO biting NO swaying NO feeding You MUST check in Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit May God have mercy on your souls |
09-02-2022, 10:34 PM | #2 |
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Dave needs an ext
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09-04-2022, 03:58 PM | #3 |
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A storm is brewing.
*Click click click* Bags taps the remaining titanium white from his two inch brush against the rim of a jar of clouded water and steps back from the easel to ponder his latest work. He scratches his neck beard and sighs before sloping off to bed. Over his shoulder a flash of lightning briefly illuminates a face at the window before the darkness of night engulfs it again. Outside, Dave pulls tighter on the choke chain as Zarg, crouched beside him begins to yip and yowl at the prospect of what’s coming. The torrent of rain grows harder still. Another clap of thunder shakes the air. Dave’s gnarled face remains emotionless as he slides a notepad from his trench coat pocket and palms through his list of concepts. Zarg suddenly ceases to tremble with excitement. He’s patient now; his forked tongue silently snapping side to side, content that his feast is imminent.. Handle this with the hands don’t need no bounty or a sniper You’ll hear Bags screaming as I walk up like I was rowdy roddy piper Sprained leg out the window? That’s a regrettable flex That must’ve been an Ankle roll to match the ones on your belly and neck Complex bars that actually make sense - that’s why I’m seeded for the crown If bags expounded on a point it was the end of a needle full of brown I’ve battled the best alllll season, this fat shlub don’t present any kinda danger You think Dave’s running out of steam? NAH IM JUST EXITING THE CRYOCHAMBER Pass da barrel over his mouth but we ain’t eatin, the gat’ll splatter So it’s a PENNE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS when I turn your brains to arrabiatta
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09-05-2022, 01:13 AM | #4 |
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The wings of Jesus cry from above.
*click click click* Dave shuffled through Jay-zs anthology once more wondering, am I still a rapper even though my weenis isnt a suitable length for penetration? Knowing the answer was too upsetting for further consideration at the time, Dave tabled the notion for a later date. He looked down to his shrunken, sad little weenie of misery and flicked it a little. I WIELD EXCALIBUR.....his wife, getting ready to leave for work where she sucks little 3rd grade ding dongs for fake british play money scoffed....excalibur? Its a hard knock life continues blaring in the background as little orphan annie samples echo through the cold vortex of Daves bedroom and the realization that his crippling penor handicap would take away any chance for normalcy. Text battling was his last shot. A ray of sun came streaming through the window reflecting off the dust dancing through the tension of Daves broken marriage. Dave glanced out the window but all he saw was the reflection of his stupid little dick that looked like a thumb without a knuckle. This corny faggot so awkward. That’s why girls hate this pervert so Dave gets nervous. Game more suspect than when we first heard Pat Stay was murdered shots cripple ya wife, have her talkin like hawkins matter fack goons clappin eraser then outline the body w the chalk that she taught with I been JOKIN, but im hardwired for bar writin so its not fair to you cuz when I pull the cord? that fire leave u FLOATIN like a hot air balloon I came from the depths w excalibur, keep the 40 cal and a derringer u fuckin stepped out of character. now I gotta put the iron to ya face quicker than kevin mccalister Im at ya crib aimin at the porch door bout to fire the uzi I pull up in the whip an that beam on the machine light up the screen like a drive in movie
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09-06-2022, 09:32 AM | #5 |
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Tough choice for me
Both had slick lines Flows so sicK ghost came with the heat Vote- ghost |
09-06-2022, 03:33 PM | #6 |
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Fucking eviscerated at the zarg on a chain and stumpy thumb like no Knuckle peener intros
I dunno what Sharps gunna do here but bar for bar: Bags rowdy piper an OK well worded np Ankle roll pretty funny for fat baggsa Expunded fire Cryochamber TALK TO EM Penne is so bad it's good Vs Game so suspect is flames Bang eraser / chalk is pretty cool and the aggression makes me horny Hot air balloon a good gunbar and the setup is maintaining my recky Home alone multi made erecky dwindle and its played/obvious Drive in closer is cool for another beam concept.. Vote Tie
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09-07-2022, 12:00 AM | #7 |
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Only read the intros
Dave got it
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09-08-2022, 11:59 PM | #8 |
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Intros fire
Bags verse was stronger while Dave was sillier Game suspect is crazy V/bags |
09-11-2022, 03:07 AM | #9 |
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EvaD won this, harder lines that stood out more ultimately.
The intro’s were interesting |
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