Is it morally OK to speak to a loved one while concealing a boner under your waistband?

Fig · 08-15-2014, 12:55 PM

I become over conscientious of it and try to like, hunch over a bit so that there's more of a space between my cock and the shirt. Otherwise, they might see the outline?

But then they usually say stupid shit like, "why are you hunched over?"

Fuck you mom, if you don't let me go back to masturbating, I'm at serious risk for urethra blockage. You become more susceptible to it when your parents don't FUCKIN cut your tip at birth. All I have on my hands is extra maintenence, an ugly dick, and jizz.

So yes, I think it is.

Witty · 08-15-2014, 12:57 PM

The answer is yes.

I had this mastered as a teenager...I could go in to stealth boner mode at any time.

Nemean · 08-15-2014, 01:02 PM

Stealth Boner mode.....done

Fig · 08-15-2014, 01:03 PM

Can you look your mom in the eyes with blood pumpin through your weiner?

I can. And I have.

Witty · 08-15-2014, 01:04 PM

My mom doesnt have eyes.

Fig · 08-15-2014, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

My mom doesnt have eyes.

I gotta admit Witty. That turns me on.

Witty · 08-15-2014, 01:05 PM

Me too.

Nemean · 08-15-2014, 01:06 PM

WOW...

Im hoping yall live in a house with single parents

Fig · 08-15-2014, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemean

WOW...

Im hoping yall live in a house with single parents

... Why?

anime_boners · 08-15-2014, 01:10 PM

gone @ stealth boner

i like this thread

Zen · 08-15-2014, 01:11 PM

Nemean I am dangerously close to negging you.

anime_boners · 08-15-2014, 01:12 PM

I want to neg him because I can't pronounce his name

Nemean · 08-15-2014, 01:16 PM

Haha

Diode · 08-15-2014, 01:23 PM

i also did this whenever your mom is speaking to me

before i hand her the money, anyway

StarFaggot · 08-15-2014, 01:26 PM

Teehee^

veritas · 08-15-2014, 02:09 PM

this whole thread makes me want to neg humanity.

Batty · 08-15-2014, 02:38 PM

This thread made my day better. I'm not sure if that is a testament to how shitty my day has been or just how good this thread is.

El Muffin · 08-15-2014, 02:54 PM

is that a pez dispenser or are u just happy to see me lookin ass nigga

Blanco Bishop · 08-15-2014, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

This thread made my day better. I'm not sure if that is a testament to how shitty my day has been or just how good this thread is.

Literally almost pissed m pants.

Lmao.

This is best thread of the week.

Stealth boner execution is an absolute art.

Alphadog · 08-15-2014, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Figurative

I become over conscientious of it and try to like, hunch over a bit so that there's more of a space between my cock and the shirt. Otherwise, they might see the outline?

But then they usually say stupid shit like, "why are you hunched over?" .

Couldn't help smiling wen i read this,,,,, SNAP

08-15-2014, 12:55 PM	#1
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	Is it morally OK to speak to a loved one while concealing a boner under your waistband? I become over conscientious of it and try to like, hunch over a bit so that there's more of a space between my cock and the shirt. Otherwise, they might see the outline? But then they usually say stupid shit like, "why are you hunched over?" Fuck you mom, if you don't let me go back to masturbating, I'm at serious risk for urethra blockage. You become more susceptible to it when your parents don't FUCKIN cut your tip at birth. All I have on my hands is extra maintenence, an ugly dick, and jizz. So yes, I think it is. __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

08-15-2014, 12:57 PM	#2
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	The answer is yes. I had this mastered as a teenager...I could go in to stealth boner mode at any time. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

08-15-2014, 01:03 PM	#4
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	Can you look your mom in the eyes with blood pumpin through your weiner? I can. And I have. __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	My mom doesnt have eyes. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Me too. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

08-15-2014, 01:02 PM	#3
Nemean Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 35 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 493574	Stealth Boner mode.....done

08-15-2014, 01:06 PM	#8
Nemean Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 35 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 493574	WOW... Im hoping yall live in a house with single parents

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Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,104 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079719	Nemean I am dangerously close to negging you.

08-15-2014, 01:12 PM	#12
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08-15-2014, 01:16 PM	#13
Nemean Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 35 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 493574	Haha

08-15-2014, 01:23 PM	#14
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,156 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899406	i also did this whenever your mom is speaking to me before i hand her the money, anyway __________________

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