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05-03-2016, 10:38 PM | #1 | |||||||||
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Week 17 Mini Mag - What I Lack in Content I Make Up For in Moving Pictures from Google Images
[Intro]
Alright you ungrateful fuckwits, I'ma have to do another mini mag because last week couldn't get done before the weekend. Srs. Game of Thrones Sunday night thru any gigs I have Fri/Sat I am swamped. Gimme time and you get a full mag. We're definitely moving forward but as of now you get a Sharp rant sesh and a Bagatron mini mag. We moved the league up a day with voting but you fuckers gotta do that one more time for Sunday. Still got a little bit of hot fiyah for you like If You're tryna listen to fresh hip hop while reading: If you're tryna listen to the craziest hip hop you'll hear til my next mag: [Week 16 Recap] What a roller coaster. Joe Boston posted some gay porn and had some serious ups and downs afterwards... n I'm not even talking about his emotional turmoil. Gay porn barzz for days becoming weeks at this point uhnnn Barcotic was probably mad about something. Habitat was in the middle of exposing our NC inner voting circle and combating it by voting exclusively for RB heads before being exposed as Fresh. (Lemme save you the trouble of searching and coming up with nothing of note – Fresh is nothing of note but a female rat's face attached to an anemic “human” body who's dating the butch lesbian version of Link from legend of Zelda). Bags probably said some bullshit and Des backed him up. Or vice versa. Some dudes who we'll inevitably forget about noshowed and will never be heard from again. Cashius beat jilti in the champ match and moves on to his next opponent, Mr Schadenfreude. [Where the FUCK are you?] Beleive me, I know more than enough about all of you pud wranglers signed in but I've gotta get more people in here if we really wanna come close to what we had last season. And there are some dope heads just floating around, apparently waiting for the lime carpet to be rolled out for them like... @ill nik-A @Tic @Hush @the rest of the 'I've already made the playoffs' crew @Alvin Karpis @Beyond @karaoke @the others who are always watching @Muff @Joe Metts @Allen Knight @the dudes too cool for text battles but still leading sad enough lives to be posting on these forums @Joe Boston's dignity – never signed into the league but would be nice to have around @Barcotic's battle that ended in a tie – I've heard so much about it but still ain't seen it @some complete newbs/lower tier battlers from other sites who think Des being old is groundbreaking material for barzz @eddie's next alias for him to lose his identity in @a mid-tier battler's alias who doesn't gain enough enough traction for us to give a shit who it is You see any of these assholes you give em a shout for me [Lime Bulletin: NBL PSA] In case you missed resident character @Aero's thread (but how could you miss the inevitable 5000 view thread????) he has promised $10 to the top NBL verse this week. How it will be decided, I do not know, and I completely doubt that it is legitimate, but nows the chance for you to separate yourself from the pack AND come away with ten whole dollars (after paypal fees if this actually happens which it probably won't). Happy texting. Quote:
[Verse Superlatives] The "If it weren't for that one bar..." Verse Quote:
The "Run on and on and on and on and on" Verse: Quote:
The "blah blah blah Like blah blah" Verse: Quote:
control yourself nigga The "God dammit I read that whole thing and will never get that time back. On my dying day, this will be my greatest regret" Verse: Quote:
Highlights from the "Damn, Bro" Verse: Quote:
[Interview With Schadenfreude] Yooooooo Sharp NINE, NBL's perennial Cap'n Save-a-ho reporting live with the Contender of the week, Mr Schadenfreude. Sup bro? What's happ'n Cap'n? Most def deserve some repped for saving this festering ass league..lol. I have to be perfectly honest, until I took over I had no idea who you are. At this point I just know you've been on B boys under the same name but that's it. For those of us that aren't educated in The Life and Times of Schadenfreude, can you give us a little introduction? Yea I started on BBoys damn near 10 years ago, was just a lil kid tbh. Learned a lot, developed my bars, then moved over to RapMusic & champed for a bit, before girls, high school & jobs took away my attention. Now I'm back into this retarded subculture. Obviously you're trying to go from Contender of the week to NBL champion but you've got to get through Cashius first. What you have to say to people who are already writing you off as an easy win? *Shoulder strug* Doesn't really matter, win or lose I'll continue to write what I like, overthinking & trying to write for other ppl will fuck u up. I write for the betterment of Self. Shit's just a hobby..lol. Let me get your opinion on the league in general because I've been out for a minute. What's going well? What would you like to see differently? Anything you would add? It's pretty good, just needs consistency. That alone will keep the talent around & enthused. Give me your top text Battlers all time. Tough because tbh, I barely remember niggas & this isn't a GOAT list, just my favorite writers - Butler, KungFuGrip, Richard Corey, Calefaction, MetaSin, Sept Jr., Sephiroth in no particular order. I'm forgetting a lot of dudes tho. In this NBL season, who has impressed you? Who's being slept on and who do you think will champ the season-ending tourney? Other than the NCGs Orc, Hush, Nik, dudes like Inf, Cashius, Pinot Grij were/are nasty. What's your take on all these melodramatic subplots that have developed in the last few weeks? WTF w/ all the faggotry & bickering? And I'm wondering what happened to BoyBand aka Orc, hope fool's all well. What do you think will be the next big text beef or controversy to arise? Well I'm an eternal optimist so: Cro will stop being so emotionally invested. Zelph will develop two whole NORMAL lips. Joe will come out the closet. Ppl will stop falling victim to the TrollGod that is Bags & I'll go undefeated for the rest of the season & playoffs. Alright bro thanks for doing this interview. Good luck in the champ match. I'm giving you the floor for the last word to say whatever you want. I don't give a fuck how u pronounce my name, just pronounce me the Winner. Editor's note: correct pronunciation can be found here: WTF WTF @ Me starting to write mags again WTF @ this section not being written by Allen Knight WTF @ that dude AK not having time to do shit as an admin but taking the time to turn zelph into a txt dic WTF @ some of these dudes like Adverse killing it even though I never heard of them before last week WTF @ voting happening without me bitching at you forever WTF @ Barcotic vs Des vs Habitat vs Bags vs Zelph vs Allen Knight vs real life WTF @ Joe Boston getting separation anxiety from the free W's you get after 200 posts on RB [Outro] There you have it. Expect video mags courtesy of @Bags' reckless driving habits and more writing from me if votes come in sooner. Keep doing what you been doing n we'll see how it goes |
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05-03-2016, 10:40 PM | #2 |
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Tbc I've posted once in months. Got emailed this tag.
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05-03-2016, 10:43 PM | #3 |
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05-03-2016, 10:45 PM | #4 |
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Dope mag.
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05-03-2016, 10:49 PM | #5 |
Bags will be avenged
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I murdered chyeahhh, not even a mention
it's cool tho I like reading |
05-03-2016, 10:51 PM | #6 |
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This mag is trash lol @ voting for RB ppl
I trolled in bags battle but I thought Joe had the better verse. Y'all are funny tho |
05-03-2016, 10:53 PM | #7 |
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That's right! I've already made the playoffs! FU lol
Nice mag
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05-03-2016, 11:01 PM | #8 |
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You forgot to bold like in my last set too, faggot.
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05-03-2016, 11:16 PM | #9 |
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Decent bc no name change happened
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05-03-2016, 11:45 PM | #10 |
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LMAO..whoever made that youtube pronunciation is Bambaataa victim.
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05-03-2016, 11:56 PM | #11 | |
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I didn't want to relive that battle but I can Google you a gif I didn't feel like reading your discount neighbor style set ups again , faggot Aladin banana |
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05-04-2016, 12:09 AM | #12 |
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That comment doesn't hurt coming from the poor man's David lama.
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05-04-2016, 12:15 AM | #13 |
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Like* the poor man's David Lama
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05-04-2016, 12:21 AM | #14 |
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No, Lama was actually decent at battling.
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05-04-2016, 12:31 AM | #15 |
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May God rest his soul
Ayo this shit was hilarious to me tho lmao An I like the creative ways of looking at people's verses....like pointing out that blam verse was all like bars. Shits fresh an makes u wanna read parts that aren't NEC about u. Props |
05-04-2016, 07:04 AM | #16 |
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So am I the poor man's David Lama or not?? Please don't let these newfound feelings cloud your judgment
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05-04-2016, 08:21 AM | #17 |
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yeah those bars were trash, in fact that whole verse was trash but I can man up and admit it.
50 bars about dick pics... and not one of them hit.. Man the fuck up and admit THAT you son of a bitch Your verse was trash lol not surprised Joe got hate voted though he's pissed a lot of people off |
05-04-2016, 08:24 AM | #18 |
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Props, Sharp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-04-2016, 10:46 AM | #19 | |
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¡¡¡¡¡THANKS CASHHHHHHH!!,!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is this really what manning up is in your little world? Being the last person in the league to call your verse pure ass like we weren't already aware? |
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05-04-2016, 10:55 AM | #20 | |
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And that's a nice excuse for dropping trash lol. You shoulda lost that battle tbh
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